Archive for January 16th, 2010
BREAKING: SCOTT BROWN PRESS CONFERENCE
Anyone near a TV please update:
From Gateway Pundit
BIG UPDATE—- Scott Brown is holding a press conference at 4:00 PM EST.
(From contacts in Massachusetts)
He may sue the Democratic Party for using his picture on ads as a UPS driver.
Red Mass has the document:FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: CONTACT: Felix Browne
January 16, 2010 617-335-8333MEDIA ADVISORY FOR TODAY
Dan Winslow, counsel for the Scott Brown for U.S. Senate campaign, will hold a media availability to announce the filing of a criminal complaint against the Massachusetts Democratic Party regarding a recent mailing paid for and sent by the Massachusetts Democratic Party. Winslow will make a statement and take reporters’ questions at MassGOP Headquarters in Boston TODAY at 4:00 PM.
Massachusetts GOP Headquarters
85 Merrimac Street, 4th Floor
Boston.
UPDATE: It appears it’s not the UPS copyright infringement, as many speculated, but the disgusting mailers Martha Coakley is sending out accusing her opponent of wanting to turn away rape victims from hospitals that is the reason for the presss conference.
If any of you are still wondering WHY we stopped defending Martha Coakley and became so disgusted with her and the campaign she has run, do you get this now? This is vile.
One of us here was the victim of sexual assault a few years ago. Yes, it happens to men too. We’ve had female friends who were raped as well. Rape is not funny, and it should not be used so capriciously by Martha Coakley in her desperate efforts to cling to “The Kennedy Seat” that the people of Massachusetts are going to take back on January 19th
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UPDATE #2: Follow this link to Gateway Pundit. Just look at how many trolls and Eeyores are out, and how heavily the Liberals are attacking any site Pro-Brown, Anti-Coakley. Do you see now how obvious these plants and trolls are?
Do you see why we keep telling you not to listen to these people…they are on Coakley’s payroll.
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GET OFF YOUR BUTTS: MSNBC ADMITS ELECTING SCOTT BROWN WILL CRIPPLE OBAMA
H/t Seapea
If you love this country, want to cripple Dr. Utopia, and would love to see Liberals driven from Congress like the snakes from Ireland, then take MSNBC’s report to heart.
Electing Scott Brown changes everything.
So what are you going to do today to help elect Scott Brown?
Time to get off that butt and kick some ass.
WAKE THE DEAD! MARTHA COAKLEY NEEDS MORE VOTES!
It is universally acknowledged that Liberals surpass Moderates and Conservatives (even combined), in a great many things: admiration of failed socialist states in Europe, contempt for “Joe the Plumber” working Americans, complicity in academia’s credentialing-for-fun-and-profit cottage industry, and the adoration of false gods sent “from the stars” to “heal our broken souls, lower the oceans, and deliver unto us all hope and change so that we may be proud of our countries for the first time in our adult lives”.
Less spoken of is, of course, Liberals’ far greater skill in raising the dead, particularly on the eve of election days when far-left, out of touch Democrats need a boost from tomb and crypt to creep across the finish line and avoid inconvenient dead heats.
In Massachusetts this weekend, the Kennedy Family is gathering in cemetaries across the state, clad in the Long Robes of Lazarus, clutching the last known remaining Urns of Osiris (purchased on eBay, oddly enough), to wake the dead so they can vote for Martha Coakley on January 19th.
“Well, obviously we need to start this process early, because some of them have been underground for so long, that it takes them awhile to claw to the surface. It’s much harder today than it was back in ’60 when the first Mayor Daley awoke everyone in Graceland and Burr Ridge cemetaries to head to the polls for Jack, because of all those damn concrete vaults and reinforced steel coffins people are being buried in now. If they were good Democrats, they wouldn’t have any coffins at all, so that when we needed them to vote, they could just crawl right on up through the Earth and head straight to their polling stations,” Vicki Kennedy noted, fresh from an endorsement of Martha Coakley she made at Eternal Slumber Sleeping Gardens, near the Kennedy Family palace at Hyannis Port.
“It’s racist for there not to be polling stations right inside the cemetaries themselves,” another random Kennedy noted. “It’s racist because we Kennedys want the dead to vote for Martha Coakley, and black people can be dead, so it’s making black people crawl and shamble further after death than they’d need to if we just converted the cemetary chapels or any unused antique crematoriums on site into polling places. This way, they can vote “Kennedy”, as usual”.
“Wait a minute,” interrupted HRH Princess Caroline of Kennedy, sitting on her maid Helga’s back, the poor Bulgarian’s hands and knees pushed deep into the mud in front of an ornate Victorian headstone, assuming the “human Ottoman” position for the benefit of Princess’ “royal” tush. “Is the ‘Joe Kennedy’ on the ballot this time one of OUR Kennedys? Did we bring back Uncle Joe who died in the war, or Grandpa Joe, the bootlegger and Nazi sympathizer who tried to demoralize the British into surrendering to Germany when he was the Ambassador to the Court of St. James? If we’re bringing back dead Kennedys not just to vote, but to run for office, why can’t we bring back my parents, brother, Uncle Bobby, and other Kennedys who were better than any of us still alive today?”.
Martha Coakley, perched atop a rare Art Deco mausoleum, eating chocolates and watching her goon Michael Meaghan push workers to the ground who were not digging up potential voters fast enough, deigned not to address Princess, but noted, “We have to remember to inform the dead NOT to vote Kennedy this time. I may be your placeholder, my Princess, but this other “Kennedy” is not a ROYAL Kennedy, and is instead a usurper. We must make sure every reanimated ghoul knows not to muscle-memory vote “Kennedy”, when in fact they should vote COAKLEY, which is my name. I’m Martha Coakley. And I approve this message about the dead rising to vote for me on Tuesday”.
Meaghan, on cue, latched onto a shambling ghoul, its once-fine suit rotted to tatters in 50 years below ground, asking it who it will vote for on January 19th.
“KKKKKKKKKKennnneddddddddy,” the thing rasped, its tongue a mass of slime and wiggly worms, its skeletal lips frozen, Joker-style, in permanent delight at the prospect of rising every few years to vote Kennedy again and again and again until at last its very bones turned to dust and blew off into the Cape.
“No, you stupid voter,” Meaghan shouted, as he pushed the dead thing down the slope, lobbing its head off as it connected with the wings of a cherubic piece of memorial statuary.
“You vote COAKLEY this time, you idiots. C-O-A-K-E-L-Y. Like CHOKE-ly. CHOKE, like what you try to do to people’s throats if we let you out of the cemetary for too long and you start muttering about BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! again. COAKLEY. You are voting for COAKLEY, not KENNEDY”.
“KKKKKennnnneddddddy! KKKKKKKKennnnnnedddddy! KKKKKennnnnnnedddy!”, a chorus of the filthy recently awakened rasped. “We vote KKKKKKennnnnnnneddddy!”.
“Listen up bitches, and listen good, because I am White House Chief of Staff and I am only going to say this once, those dresses are so LAST CENTURY, and please, who wears a single breasted jacket anymore? I wouldn’t be caught dead in that. You are the most unfashionable corpses I have ever seen, and you all are just icky. Icky, icky, icky. Somebody get me a f***ing Fresca over here, I’m parched”, barked Rahm Emanuel, completely ignoring the reality that not only do American voters not want anything to do with the Left’s Healthcare Rationing bill, but that the zombie voters being dug from their graves to vote illegally on Tuesday are going to vote “Kennedy” the way they always have, regardless of what their Democrat handlers are telling them.
ACORN will work its particular brand of magic and raise these people from the dead, using all manner of incense, spells, and incantation.
The SEIU will put union muscle into breaking into as many tombs as possible, wrenching as many caskets from their vaults as they can, but the barely-together skeletons inside are going to be confused on Tuesday, we assure you, since they’ve never, in the last century, been awakened to vote for anyone but KENNEDY.
“Oh, they’ll listen to Obama, and if they don’t we’ll call those zombies racists,” Coakley announced, from high atop the mausoleum, looking down on everyone. “Technically, I’m still on vacation, and I’ve already won this race, so I don’t know why we’re even here, in the mud, in the dead of night, plotting in secret, as if we’re the US Senate working on legislation this nation doesn’t want, right before a holiday when we think no one’s paying any attention. Obama is the Lightbringer. He is The One. I will do whatever he says, and all you zombies need to do whatever he says too, and we all know how good he is at leading swarms of unthinking zombies to chant simple things and do his bidding. I’m Martha Coakley, and I approve that message.”
KKKKKKKennnnnnnnedddddddy!
KKKKKKKennnnnnnnedddddddy!
KKKKKKKennnnnnnnedddddddy!
Whether the dead toe Obama’s line and do his bidding, counter to their every undead instinct to default-vote Kennedy on January 19th remains to be seen, but the Liberals’ chants of BRING OUT THE DEAD are unmistakeable.
In cemeteries across Massachusetts, ACORN, the SEIU, and the DNC are using well-practiced occult arts to mount a massive GOTV effort on Martha Coakley’s behalf. People who’ve been dead for decades, or who never existed at all in the first place, will be shambling to polling stations, ultimately on either Coakley or Joe Kennedy’s behalf.
The only way to stop this Thriller dance is to get enough Scott Brown supporters to turn up in their own droves to counteract the institutional and deliberate fraud Democrats in Massachusetts are plotting in advance of the Liberal’s self-destroying cause.
It sounds like a horror movie, but it’s really happening, and can be stop but only if we keep working hard for Scott Brown, so all that “raising voters from the dead on behalf of Martha Coakley” will have been for naught.
OBAMA'S CHICKENS COME HOME TO ROOST IN MASSACHUSETTS
Waaaah! RAAACISM! Waaaaah! Vote Martha Coakley! Waaaaah! Cops are stupid! Waaaaah!
We remember thinking, when Dr. Utopia called the police in Cambridge, Massachusetts “stupid” last year, that this would come back to haunt him in a big way some day soon. We love cops around here, and not because they look damn good in their uniforms. No, we love cops because they are the opposite of stupid. They are brave, courageous, professional, and SMART. And some of them here in Boystown really know how to fill out a pair of blue slacks, gun belt, and a badge.
We love cops.
Particularly those in Cambridge, Massachusetts, responding to race-baiting adult baby Henry Gates’ home, where Dr. Utopia’s friend made a complete and utter ass of himself, fudging his diapers and shouting RAAACISM! because the Cambridge police arrested him for carrying on like the complete jackass he is. Henry Gates should have been arrested a long time ago. He should be arrested for something every day, in our opinon. His writing, and grievance-mongering life’s work at Harvard, are criminally bad in our opinion, that’s for damn sure.
Well…it’s amusing to us to see, in the words of notorious race-baiter (and close personal friend of Dr. Utopia) Jeremiah Wright, the White House’s chickens coming home to roost in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
You know, where the White House called cops stupid.
What would the Cambridge cops have done if Dr. Utopia hadn’t called them stupid last year?
That “beer summit” Utopia held with Gates, the officer Gates accused of being RAAACIST, and, randomly, Joe Biden (who was only there because someone promised him there’d be ice cream), sure looks like it didn’t make up for calling the cops stupid.
Who’s stupid now, Dr. Utopia?
Head Scratcher of the Day: Liberals accuse US of teaching YOU to be Eeyores and Trolls against THEM
Someone sent us this link and at first we thought it was an elaborate practical joke. Then, we damn near choked on a rootbeer cupcake, as we just kept laughing at the absurdity, on the meta-level, over this: Liberals at crazy places like DemocraticUnderground are accusing US of teaching all of YOU how to be Eeyores and Trolls to demoralize THEM.
Since February of 2008, our primary mission in life has been to counter the Left’s online presence, and the trolling, concern-trolling, and Eeyore breeding they do against whomever the target du jour is. This is an astroturf operation of college-aged, paid, Internet operatives whose mission is to run psy-ops for the George Soros crowd. They are incredibly effective, too, which is why we have been calling them out for going on two years now.
We coined the term Eeyore during Hillary Clinton’s primary campaign largely because of our own good friend Astrid, who depressed everyone around her because she’d visit sites Liberals infected with concern-trolling, and would then hit her 1,000-strong email list with every single bit of demoralizing, pessimistic, negative reporting she could muster. She’d forward opinion pieces by Tim Russert and Keith Olbermann. She’s transcribe all the propaganda MSNBC was issuing. And she’d try to put little black rainclouds over everyone she knew. But she wanted Hillary Clinton to win the primary nominati0n…and she never understood (and to this day still doesn’t understand) how much damage she (and Eeyores like her) did to the campaign by depressing turnout, convincing people to just give up, and lending credance to what the MSM was saying by personally vouching for them in her forwarded emails.
Eeyores are like computers taken over by a spam server — and start spewing spam out themselves and never realize it. Eeyorism is an infection the Left spreads. We’ve been telling you this for two years.
It’s in full court press in the Massachusetts Senate race. We clearly see Liberals trying to troll and concern troll and Eeyore breed 24/7, but thankfully more and more Moderates and Conservatives are waking up to this garbage. Astrid still falls for it. Too many people still fall for it, but many are waking up and soon we hope this particular astroturfing psy-ops trick won’t work anymore.
It’s just so funny to us that the Left now thinks we’re using their own tactic against them. We will take some credit for spreading the word on what the Left has been up to and revealing their playbook to you. We will continue to do just that until Liberals are destroyed, punished for what they did to the Clintons in 2008, and all of Liberals’ favorite goon squads like ACORN and the SEIU are permanently dismantled.
Payback’s a bitch, yo.
And Liberals are paranoid, and must be really feeling the pressure, because they actually believe we’re teaching all of you to use their own tricks against them.
Maybe that’s what we’re actually doing, without even realizing it.
Can you play eleventh dimensional chess without knowing that’s what you are doing?
For the sake of the country, we hope so.
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We’re just urging Americans to stand up for this country against the Liberal bullies currently in power. It’s homophobic to call any Revolution we’re behind orange, since we’re gay, so it should be pink. And the fact these people are emphasizing color at all is just plain RAAACIST. And homophobic. And because we support Israel, it’s antisemitic, too, even though we’re all lapsed Catholics and protestants.
All we are doing is trying to get Moderates and Conservatives to work together to use the Liberals’ Alinsky Methods playbook against them, to take back this country, boot the Liberals from office, and fix all the damage they have done in this The Golden Age of Hope and Change.
Apparently, that threatens some people.
We need to work harder to threaten even more, because clearly we must be on to something.
Action Item of the Day: Be prepared for a Scott Brown win and Liberals' efforts to use reconciliation to jam Healthcare Rationing through
We really need legal experts to chime in here, and give us a good explanation of “reconciliation”.
Liberals are hellbent on ignoring the will of the people of Massachusetts, and the will of the people nationally, and ramming through Healthcare Rationing whether they lose “The Kennedy Seat”, and with it their supermajority, or not.
As we understand it, it’s unconstitutional for Congress to use the budgeting process of “reconciliation” to pass legislation as sweeping as the Healthcare Rationing bill. That’s not what that process is for; in our understanding, it’s reserved strictly for budget matters, and is not to be used to takeover 1/6 of the US economy and destroy the nation as we know it.
How can we prepare for this assault on Democracy?
Are Republican leaders prepped with a battle plan to stop this?
What legal challenges can be mounted against this?
We need to get clarity on all of this ahead of time, because January 20th Democrats are going to hit hard with all manner of craziness while Republicans are still hungover from “surprise” victory celebrations over the Brown win.
It is our firm belief that at this point Democrats know Coakley will lose, and have already abandoned her. They are now focusing on two things:
(1) Blocking Scott Brown from taking his seat in the Senate until Healthcare Rationing can pass
(2) When that fails, and Brown is seated, using the trick of “reconciliation” to ram this legislation through anyway
Americans need to march on Washington over this — and make life an absolute living Hell for every Democrat in office over this.
Republicans need to make a break from the past and START THINKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. Be proactive, because this is too important for us to play catchup with once Democrats move against the country and will of the people starting January 20th.
We need to be ready to go.
How can we make this happen?
PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE: Liberals Invade Massachusetts To Suppress Will of the People
Massachusetts voters are under assault from Liberals on all sides, with Dr. Utopia himself leading armies of the dead to rise from their graves, Thriller-style, to vote for Martha Coakley next Tuesday. ACORN’s forces are marching on Massachusetts like towering Ents in the Lord of the Rings saga: nasty, gnarled, trees like something from the evil forests of Oz. The SEIU’s thugs are heading to Massachusetts to beat union members into submission, forcing them to vote the Liberal line as always, like the deformed taskmasters in service to Xerxes in the movie 300.
There are a lot of ways to symbolize what Liberals are up to in Massachusetts.
How would you do it?
Send us your Photoshops at HillBuzz@gmail.com
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