This is more of a question that’s been put to us repeatedly in the last few days — mainly by concern trolls, we think — asking us “Why are you so angry at Martha Coakley all of a sudden?”, “How can you not support Coakley when she supported Hillary Clinton?”, and “Why are you breaking your own rule that you wouldn’t say anything bad about Coakley?”.

That last one is the easiest to answer, and we hope most of you get this, because it’s a primal, basic human nature thing to us.

The gloves came off, for us, against Martha Coakley when she revealed who she really is, at heart, the day her goon Michael Meaghan pushed a reporter to the ground who was trying to ask Coakley questions she didn’t want to answer.

Coakley, imperious, elitist, and entitled, stormed ahead, saying dismissively, “We’re done here…no more questions” while the reporter was doing his job asking this imperial, royal, presumptive “Senator” why she believes — insanely so — there are no terrorists in Afghanistan. Her goon shoved this man to the ground because he thought Coakley “already won” what Democrats call “The Kennedy Seat”, insisting it belongs to them, proclaiming Coakley can behave any way she pleases, and abuse anyone who crosses her path, because she’s the Democrat blessed by the Kennedys and favored by the naive, socialist, madman in the White House — our illustrious “first black president”, Dr. Utopia, “The Lightbringer”, “The One”, presider over The Golden Age of Hope and Change.

This is exactly why we came out swinging against HRH Princess Caroline of Kennedy in December 2008 when she rolled out of Bergdorfs on Fith Avenue and into her idling Rolls Royce Phantom presumptively on her way to be coronated Senator herself.

THIS SORT OF ARISTOCRATIC BEHAVIOR ON THE PART OF DEMOCRATS BOILS OUR BLOOD.

Let us tell you something about Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton, in case you didn’t see this yourself in 2008: that woman is the hardest working, kindest, most caring, and most REAL politician we’ve ever known. In Dubuque, Iowa, back in 2007, when we were campaigning for her in the freezing cold, we ran into a campaign office in a strip mall to get more sheets to head back out into a blizzard to knock on doors for her. “Where do you think you’re going without a hat,” is what Clinton said to us. “Someone get him a hat before he freezes his ears off”. We told her we had hats in the car, and she looked at us and told us we better start wearing them.

At EVERY EVENT we ever saw her at, this is how she treated people. We’ve seen old people stumble on their way to shake her hand, and Clinton instinctively steps forward, to catch them. Her aides always get there first, or the Secret Service maneuvers between them, but Clinton’s instincts are to help people. She cares about people. She’s the REAL DEAL.

Martha Coakley may have backed Clinton in 2008, and we applaud her for that, but she is not cut from the same cloth as Hillary Clinton.

She can’t hold a candle to Hillary Clinton.

So, we started this race not intending to back anyone in Massachusetts. We planned on being more involved in the Illinois Senate race, to be honest. We wanted Martha Coakley to win the Dem primary, because she was a Clinton supporter, and we assumed Coakley would then coast to victory over whomever the Republican nominee ended up being — someone fat, boring, delusional, and born of the milquetoast, generic, mayonnaise on white bread Mitt Romney/Tim Pawlenty/John Thune Republican mold of doomed candidate most likely.

And then, a little while before Christmas, everything changed for us.

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, under direct orders from Rahm Emanuel at the White House, no doubt, decided to ram their Healthcare Rationing bill through the Senate in the dead of night, using procedural tricks and their 60 vote super majority to break every rule of good governance we hold dear. They not only broke their own repeated promises to hold open hearings on healthcare and televise all debate, but they broke over 200 years of precedent by handling something this important and nation-changing the way things are done here in Chicago: in secret, with maximum corruption, bribes a plenty, and complete disregard for the will or well-being of the people.

We got mad.

When Ben Nelson, the Whore of the Senate, abandoned every principle he claimed he had and jammed the Cornhusker Kickback into that unconstituional and vile bill practically on Christmas Eve, we got ANGRY.

When Martha Coakley admitted she’d vote however Harry Reid told her to, and would go back on her campaign promise to shoot down this bill because of how poorly it’s written and the way it was handled, we realized we needed to back whomever the Republican was in this race.

We looked at Scott Brown.

We found his Cosmo centerfold.

We looked at Scott Brown A LOT.

We kind of sort of crushed on Scott Brown.

We proclaimed him Hottie McAwesome.

But, we refused to say anything negative about Martha Coakley because we felt we owed her that for the courage she showed in standing by Hillary Clinton during the 2008 primaries when Deval Patrick, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, and other villains put enormous pressure on her to back Dr. Utopia instead. So, Coakley got a pass from us, and we decided to instead just focus our efforts on helping Scott Brown any way we could.

Being gay dudes in Boystown, familiar with stunts Democrats pull, we decided the best — and only way, really — we could help Brown was to:

(1) Eliminate his Cosmo spread as a source of ammunition for Democrats by getting in front of it and making it something cool instead of something scandalous and
(2) Ask all of you to donate to him and start phone banking at home for his campaign, even though both of these things are hard for many people to do

“Hottie McAwesome” was our strategy to cripple any attack Liberals could make on him for posing nude. The greatest weapon Democrats have — and we keep telling you people this in hopes some day you will finally listen — is that Republicans love finding any excuse they can to sit their fat, lazy butts at home on election day. “He’s not Republican enough”, “He’s not a real conservative”, “He posed nude and I am a Christian woman and I find that scandalous”, “My cat told me to stay home and fart a lot all day instead of voting, and my cat is boss of me”. Are we really exaggerating with any of these? It’s what Republicans do, because in addition to the concern trolls (people who go online specifically to demoralize Republicans from voting) and the Eeyores (Republicans who unwittingly demoralize other Republicans by consistently posting negative, pessimistic remarks online or in emails to friends), we believe there’s a third set of operatives out there, probably on the DNC payroll somehow, called “purists” who demoralize Republicans and inhibit election day turnout by claiming everyone is “not Republican enough” or “not good enough to vote for”.

We think we had some success in taking away the Cosmo pics as an issue Coakley could use against Brown, because we made it funny enough for even some of you super-conservative people to laugh at, and honestly appreciate the man as the HOT and AWESOME specimen of manhood he was at 22 while in law school when he posed for those. Would any of us here ever pose nude for Cosmo or Playgirl? Hells yah. In a Boystown minute. But, we’re not conservative Republicans. We’re gay moderate Democrats. And we understood that we all need to speak out when we see potential Liberal attacks against a candidate and mitigate them before they can affect a race (which is why, despite those of you who don’t like this, keep insisting both Mark Kirk and Aaron Schock need to come out of the closet before Democrats can out them in general elections and win seats they would probably lose otherwise).

If we see a Liberal trick on the horizon, we will tell you about it, and give you a way to stop it. Like when we played hockey and soccer — know what positions we played? Defense. We saw what was barreling down on us, and when we weren’t too distracted by the hotness of our teammates, we stopped more goals than just about anyone. Why? Because sometimes we’re pretty awesome, and we tell it the f*** like it really is. Whether you listen or not is up to you, but we will continue to do this until Dr. Utopia and his merry band of socialists is defeated once and for all.

After that, you will be on your own, but take our help now while we are giving it, because we’re not really doing this for you, so much as we’re doing this for America.

You ever want us to get up all in your grill, you ever want to see the firepower and testosterone-charged He-Man take-no-prisoners macho resolve a bunch of gay dudes in Boystown can muster, then just f*** with the country we love more than anything else in this world.

And that is EXACTLY what we think the Liberal-Socialist Democrats are doing right now. All 60 Democrat Senators in Washington are on our s*** list because of their support for that unconstitutional, written in the dead of night, Healthcare Rationing Bill. You know damn well the Socialist in Chief in the White House is enemy number one around here, and has been since he employed sexism, misogyny, ACORN, the SEIU, the MSM, and voter fraud and intimidation to game the Iowa Caucus and succeeding primaries back in 2008. Truth be told, he and his wife have actually been on that list since 2004, when we first encountered Michelle in Chicago, and saw how rude she is to people, how she shoves them around, pushes her way through crowds, and always shouted, ‘I’m the Senator’s wife!” to get what she wanted.

When we see a Democrat like Coakley standing there, oblivious and uncaring, as her goons push reporters to the ground, walking around with the notion that “It’s the Kennedy Seat” and she’s “Already Won”, it’s that same feeling we had watching Michelle “the Senator’s wife” behave the way she did in Chicago before becoming proud of her country for the first time and moving to Washington as “our national fashion icon” (that nobody would be caught dead dressing like).

We’ve been telling you since 2008 that we believe the Democrat Party would destroy itself.

It was taken over by lunatics sometime after Kerry lost in 2004.

Dr. Utopia’s candidacy, and his win in 2008, was engineered by these radicals. They did a brilliant and effective job, with complete media complicity.

BUT, they miscalculated when they believed people like us — lifelong Democrats — would just go along with all of this, and blindly keep voting Democrat.

They’ve tried every threat, every nasty trick in the book to make us toe the line and shut our mouths, especially in regards to Martha Coakley.

We’ve said before that when Scott Brown wins on January 19th, it will be like that first Death Star being obliterated in Star Wars. It’s going to be a critical and fatal blow to the DNC. They will limp along, but the first major victory for what will be seen as The American Resistance will in retrospect be recorded as Scott Brown’s win of “the Kennedy Seat”, where he took it back for the people.

The second Death Star explosion will happen in 2012, when Republicans win back the White House and Sarah Palin becomes president. We wanted Hillary Clinton to be our first female president, but the DNC prevented that. For this, they have our permanent scorn and perpetual promise: we will endeavor always to defeat you, until the Liberals are driven from Washington like the snakes from Ireland.

America is too important for us to just sit back and watch these dangerous idiots destroy it.

We’ll be damned if we hold our tongue against Martha Coakley when she’s abusing reporters the way she is, degrading the voters of Massachusetts, and behaving like Michelle Obama in public.

THAT’S why we are so angry at this woman, and why we are so revved up to help Scott Brown.

We have had enough of this garbage and are just NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY MORE.

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