Archive for January 13th, 2010
PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE: "I'm Martha Coakley, and I approve this message"
UPDATES: Thanks to all who are submitting photoshops of this. Remember, the way to bring down Liberals is through ridicule with a layer of emotional resonance under it. Liberals have armies of college aged kids with great tech skills at their disposal to lampoon Republicans left and right. Moderates, Independents, and Conservatives do not have these armies. We would like to turn you into that rapid-response army. Martha Coakley’s push and shove episode is a great practice case.
The very best of these need to be printed out by the thousands and plastered all over Massachusetts. Or “Massachusettes”, as Coakley spells it. Just like the Joker posters that blanketed Nebraska and Missouri ridiculing the fools Ben Nelson and Claire McCaskill. If you are in Massachusetts, an effort should be made to get sympathetic printers to run these off so people can put them all over the place in major media markets…or take them to famous Massachusetts locations and then take photos of them hanging there, with landmarks in the background, showing these things all over the Bay State.
Here are the great efforts we’ve received so far:
H/t BLT
H/t Eric
H/t PaulaB
H/t Seapea (referring to Coakley spelling Massachusetts as "Massachusettes")
H/t Angela
H/t Music Mom
H/t Taylor
H/t Eric
H/t Ibiva
H/t Taylor
H/t Eric
H/t Rocky
H/t PaulaB
H/t Bijou
H/T Lynne1
H/t Rocky
H/t Seapea (And we'd love to see a version of this one with a toilet instead of a deck chair..because everytime we hear Martha call this "The Kennedy Seat", we think "Toilet"
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The original photo:
I'm Martha Coakley and I approve this message!
In the top right corner of this picture, where there’s that blank space, there is the perfect amount of room to write “I’m Martha Coakley, and I approve this message”.
We also want to work into this the concept that Coakley, and Democrats, feel this is “The Kennedy Seat”, and are so dismissive of voters and reporters that they will push and shove people aside, as if they were British aristocrats, not deigning to answer questions. Coakley’s attitude in this race, since day one, has been “I already won. We don’t need an election”.
This photo captures that attitude perfectly.
We just need it photoshopped with these three things to make it perfect:
* “I’m Martha Coakely and I approve this message”
* “It’s the Kennedy Seat, peasant”
* “I already won this, so no need for an election”
Can someone get on this so we can spread it all across Massachusetts for the next five days?
What other taglines do you think would be good?
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UPDATE: Here’s what we’d LOVE to see combining all the ideas above:
* Martha’s goon holding a big toilet instead of a deck chair like in the one image above — the toilet has on its water tank the Latin motto “Sic Transit Gloria” written on it in gold, fancy letters. Perhaps in the toilet bowl there’s an Oldsmobile sticking out of it, partially submerged
* Martha’s shouting “That’s the Kennedy Seat, peasant!” - with the words coming out over her shoulder like in some of the pictures above
* “I’m Martha Coakley and I approve this message” in the upper right corner, like in some of the above
* Add some ACORN and SEIU buttons to the goon pushing the man to the ground — to symbolize Coakley’s ties to those evil entities determined to steal this election
* There are two men walking behind Coakley and her goon. Turn their heads into donkey heads, to symbolize Democrats. Donkeys in suits walking behind Coakley and her goon
* Keep the description running across Coakley’s legs and the bottom of the picture that says, “Martha Coakley stands and does nothing as one of her campaign aides….etc.”
* A campaign button on Martha’s coat that says, “I Already Won”
* Place the whole picture inside a motivational frame like Eric did with “Intimidation”
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Martha "I've Already Won" Coakley watches campaign staff shove reporter to the ground, smiles, and thinks "that's what you get when you challenge a Coakley!"
"That's what you get for challenging Martha Coakley! It's the Kennedy Seat, and we will shove you to the ground to prove it!"
What on Earth is wrong with Marth Coakley?
Her campaign staff shoves reporters to the ground, because she doesn’t want to answer their questions, and she just stares at it all, kind of smiling, thinking, “Yah, that’s what you get for messing with Martha Coakley. This is the Kennedy Seat, and we will shove you to the ground to prove it. I’ve already won this race, you little bitch, so taste some concrete and report back on how good that concrete tastes. Yah, maybe now you can be a food reporter talking about the ground tasting good wherever my goons push you. I am the new holder of the Kennedy Seat, regardless of any stupid election, and this is the beat I’m going to have you assigned to. I’m Martha Coakley, and I approve that message.”
Everyone in Massachusetts (the correct spelling of that word, not “Massachusettes”, the way Martha Coakley spells it) needs to see this video because it captures who Martha Coakley really is, apparently. This sort of behavior disgusts us and we do not tolerate it. We have not said a bad word about Coakley until now — and instead focused only on promoting Scott Brown — but if this is who Coakley is, the kind of entitled royal Democrat that stands there and allows her staff to push people to the ground, then she is a bad person and deserves all criticism that she would get.
This is the kind of thing Michelle Obama used to do here in Chicago, pushing and shoving through crowds, shouting, “I’m the Senator’s wife!”. It’s the obnoxious behavior that Mayor Daley’s son Patrick used to conduct himself with here, “I’m the Mayor’s idiot son!”.
Say what you want about Ted Kennedy (he was a murderer, a womanizer, and a shameless drunk), but we’re not aware of even HIM acting like this — in public. Even the Kennedys didn’t have people shoved to the ground, on camera, thinking they were so above everything that elections didn’t matter because they held “The Kennedy Seat” in the Senate.
Massachusetts needs to teach Democrats a lesson by taking that seat away from them…and away from a woman who thinks she’s royalty now, too, by Kennedy acclaimation.
If Coakley’s not even elected and she’s shoving around reporters, in full press Michelle Obama mode, who’s she going to shove around if she was allowed to go to Washington?
Question of the Day: How do unions know who you voted for?
Here’s a mystery we’ve never been able to solve, that we mentioned to you once before.
We know for a fact that the Teamsters in Ohio used to know who our union member relatives voted for in every election…and here in Chicago the Aldermen know who you voted for in each election too.
The unions would, right after a vote, give less desirable routes or shifts to people who voted Republican, or didn’t vote at all that day when they were told specifically to go out and vote Democrat. The Aldermen won’t get potholes fixed or have your trash picked up if you don’t vote for them. If you call the Aldermen, they check a list to see if you voted for them before they agree to help you with anything.
How do the unions and Aldermen do this?
We know there are ways to see who voted in elections…because lists are kept. HRH Princess Caroline of Kennedy, when she was throwing her tantrum in 2008 demanding to be proclaimed a Senator, was embarrassed to have her voting record revealed, since she only voted in elections when she could vote for a friend or relative. Any other elections, she skipped, spending the whole day at Bergdorf’s bowling with Ming vases and large spherical diamonds. That reminded us that voter lists are kept…but how do people know WHO you voted for?
Does anyone have any ideas on that?
Why Harold Ford Jr. is delusional if he thinks he can take Kirsten Gillibrand's Senate seat
There’s been lots of buzz in recent days about Harold Ford Jr. primary challenging Kirsten Gillibrand in New York.
The reason Ford won’t win that challenge is the blond woman in this photo with him: his wife.
The black community does not support a black candidate “with the wrong wife”, as we’ve heard it put.
We have REPEATEDLY been told on the Southside that the reason Dr. Utopia got the black vote to lockstep support him was because of his choice of Michelle. She’s mean-spirited, coarse, crude, and unapologetically buys into the Black Liberation Theory insanity espoused by Jeremiah Wright, Trinity United, and all the other black community leaders who maintain their sway over the black community by race-baiting and grievance-mongering to blame everyone’s problems not on their own laziness or mistakes, but on “people keeping us down”.
Dr. Utopia needed a Michelle to give him credibility in the black community.
Black women, in particular, HATE (with a passion), white women who marry black men. They won’t vote for black men who marry white women.
Harold Ford needs lockstep black support to win that primary challenge in New York, let alone win the general election. He is just not going to get it because of the blond he married.
Go ahead and get all crazy in comments over this — and we are not saying it is right — we are just being realistic here. We’ve been told this over and over again by black politicians and 30 year veterans of black political campaigns: Harold Ford’s political future was toast the moment he said “I do”.
That’s when he lost the black vote.
White people don’t care who he married.
Black people do…because this is the situation where they will not blindly race-vote for someone who looks like them, when the person he’s married to happens to be white.
Question of the Day: If Democrats really do refuse to seat Senator Scott Brown (Hottie McAwesome), will all Hell literally break loose?
Here’s an article over at RealClearPolitics about Democrats not seating Scott Brown in the Senate if he wins the election next Tuesday, where Democrats use every trick in the book to bar him from office, with Martha Coakley contesting the election and dragging the process through limbo long enough for Democrats to ram the unconstitutional, economy-killing, union health plan taxing, job-obliterating Healthcare Rationing bill through the Senate.
We’re wondering what would happen if Democrats were really stupid and blind enough to REALLY do this.
We have a friend who has a drinking problem. She’s had it for years, is late to work all the time, is irresponsible, set her kitchen on fire because she forgot she had something cooking on the stove and drank herself into a stupor one night, is constantly making bad decisions with men while drunk, etc. This went on forever, with people concerned for her, but no one going the intervention route…until one day she just went too far, and at a big event she got so drunk at the open bar she was dancing inappropriately in the middle of the room, took her jacket and blouse off and ended up just in her bra, and then started throwing up on all sorts of people, many of whom worked with her.
She crossed a line, and then finally people who had been bottling things up were able to address their issues with her — some of whom were incredibly angry. It was not a pretty sight at all. We never knew someone so petite could have that much vomit inside her.
Instead of throwing up all over the place, we think voters might actually storm Washington if Democrats really pull this delay stunt.
We are telling you now — any Republicans listening — that you need to have a plan in place starting January 20th when Scott Brown pulls off the upset and wins this seat in Massachusetts. You cannot come up with a plan on January 20th. It needs to be ready now, so that on January 20th you hit the ground running.
Anyone with in driving distance to Washington needs to go the Capitol and form a mob on the steps demanding the Senate seats Brown immediately on January 20th if Democrats try these tall tactics. It needs to be the most massive march on Washington ever seen — so large it will terrify everyone on both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue. For people who can’t travel to DC, they need to be mobilized to head to their Senators’ offices in their own states. Every single member of the Senate, on both sides of the aisle, will need to be pressured to seat Brown immediately. If you have vacation time or sick days, you will need to use them. It will be a once in a lifetime moment to really put true terror into the hearts of all elected officials, because we believe this sort of stunt will hit people on a primal level and tap into a rage many don’t eve realize is there.
We know we will be so furious we will find it hard to contain ourselves. We will literally be screaming and yelling on the streets. We’ll march up and down Michigan Avenue to protest, with signs and pitchforks if we have to, and will make life a living Hell for Senators Durbin and Burris here in Illinois. We will most likely get on a plane and head to Washington too, to do this at the Capitol.
Everything Democrats did in 2000 to stoke the protests and the screaming and yelling over the Gore recount needs to be done to them over this proposed stunt against Scott Brown.
We’re getting ahead of ourselves because we still need Brown to actually win first — and mark our words the DNC, ACORN, the SEIU, and other villains will try every Alinsky Method trick in the book to steal this election — but you need to start thinking about what you will do in the event this does go down.
Sort of like having a Tornado Emergency plan or a Fire Drill. What will you personally do — listed in concrete steps you will follow — should Democrats really pull this?
What do you think will happen nationally if this goes down?
What do you think the public reaction will be?
Question of the Day: What are Muslims plotting against airlines for 2010?
Please fill in more instances on this thread if you are aware of them, but from our memory in the past few months the following has happened:
(1) Muslims disrupt AirTran Flight 297 from Atlanta to Houston while it is still on the tarmac before it taxied to a runway, yelling in Arabic while wearing their white martyrdom PJs, calling each other on cell phones after the flight attendants said to turn off all electronic devices, and causing TSA to remove them from the plane.
(2) The Christmas Day Muslim attack on the Delta/Northwest Amsterdam to Detroit flight
(3) The January 12th disruption of another Amsterdam to Detroit flight where four Saudi Muslims were saying something in Arabic that concerned air marshals enough to have them taken off the flight
On the very first Tonight Show to air after 9/11, actor James Woods was on, telling Jay Leno about the Muslims he witnessed casing the Boston to LA United flights that they ultimately hijacked and rammed into the Twin Towers. Woods had a sick parent in Boston and was flying back and forth all the time on that same flight, and repeatedly the same Muslims were on the plane, acting strange, playing with electronic devices when they weren’t supposed to, talking in Arabic, and staring straight ahead looking at the cockpit door and making notes of how often it opened, when it opened, and how the flight crew behaved. Woods said they were so creepy he alerted authorities, including the FBI, who did nothing and told him he was crazy, essentially. But, Woods says those same guys were flying on those planes repeatedly, testing their plan, months before 9/11.
We think that’s what Muslims are doing now.
The Netherlands and Britain, from what we understand, are the two countries in Europe who coddle Muslims with PC-induced nonsense the most, so it appears those are the easiest countries for these jihadists to board flights and cause trouble. What’s interesting is why they’re giving the game away by getting thrown off planes. The 9/11 hijackers Woods observed just stared straight ahead and he said tried to draw as little attention to themselves as possible.
Clearly, Muslims are doing something else with these flight disruptions. They’re testing the system, and we think possibly trying to dumb down security measures by causing a PC backlash against Air Marshals who speak Arabic, for instance. ”We weren’t up to anything, we were just praising Allah, and you have these people on the planes listening to us, so we are going to sue you now and take millions and then you will change your policy”. The courts and juries in this country are so ridiculous that the Muslims will probably get away with that, the TSA will get rid of the Arabaic speaking good guys, and the Muslims will be allowed to plot more 9/11 style hijackings once they’ve successfully lowered our defenses to pre-9/11 levels.
Which is what the current White House and Justice Department want to do.
SOMETHING is definitely up with those Amsterdam to Detroit flights.
The scary thing is that Chicago is on the way to Detroit from Amsterdam. There’d be enough fuel left in those trans-Atlantic jets to take down the Willis (nee Sears) Tower if they plowed right into it. It’s a frightening thought for us here in the city…especially since we have zero trust or confidence in this president to stop something like this from happening, or punish those responsible if they succeed.
Please pray for Maggie Daley — in the hospital again
Get well soon, Mrs. Daley!
Chicago’s first lady, Maggie Daley, was in Northwestern Memorial Hospital again. Please send some prayers and good vibes her way. She’s battled cancer, and is sick a lot, with all sorts of bizarre things. She doesn’t deserve this and is a very nice woman. Regardless of things her husband does, we like her very much. She always looks great, smiles, is nice to people, never makes strange comments about being proud of things for the first time in her adult life, doesn’t promise to fix people’s souls or bring them unicorns.
She’s just a nice, classy lady who helps children and sick people, even when she’s sick herself.
Once, years ago, one of us used to produce fashion shows as an event planner, and we had to setup the ridiculous “first two rows” for VIPs, with all the gift bags and such, and had to reserve the best seat for Maggie Daley. Well, this being Chicago, we could not turn our back on those reserved seats because someone would try to sit in them, claiming they were reserved for them. People in this town are pushy. ”I’m important. Who are these reserved for?”, they’d say. And we’d have to tell them, “Maggie Daley. The sponsor of the show. The first lady. You are not more important than her”. Only then would they back down.
Well, after chasing people away, nonstop for about 20 minutes, it got to the point where as soon as we chased people away to our left, more would appear on our right wanting to sit in those reserved seats, so we just started telling them to move along before we even had a good look at them. At one point, we just said to some blonde woman, “Sorry, these seats are reserved. You can’t sit here” and she said, “I know they are reserved, they are for me. I am Maggie Daley”.
And, for a second, HORROR washed over us, as we thought she would be mad — as we’re sure the current First Lady of the United States would have thrown a fit (the way we’ve seen her throw fits in Chicago at charity events pre-2008) — but instead she smiled brightly and said, “You did a good job saving my seat, and I know many people wanted it, so thank you I am so excited to see the show!”. Then she gave us a hug.
She is a good woman. Daley’s daughter Norah, is also a very good person. Mayor Daley himself has always been nice to all of us in person — it’s just the schemes and scams he pulls that we have a problem with. But, as a man, he does love this city, he cares deeply about the people here, and he ADORES HIS FAMILY. So, we do like him. We don’t trust him as far as we can throw him, but we like him.
And our heart goes out to all the Daleys with Maggie Daley sick again.
Please send her some love.
