Great Merciful Zeus, that is one fine-looking man.  He also happens to be the ONLY hope any of  us have of saving this nation from the insane Healthcare Rationing bill the 60 Democrat fools in the Senate insist on foisting upon us against our will.  There is only one angle left open to us from which we can stop the destruction of our economy and the ruination of our healthcare system:  that angle is the former centerfold, Scott Brown, HOTTIE McAWESOME.

Last night, we had a conversation with a good friend of ours heavily involved in machine politics here in Illinois, who told us we need to stop helping Scott Brown.

If we ever wanted to work in this town again, that is.

We’ve gotten that threat so many times, now, we long ago stopped listening.

“This time you need to listen, though, because you need to be aware of who you are making mad this time,” our friend said. “The Obama people hate you, so Liberal bridges are burned forever with you.  Going after Mark Kirk and Aaron Schock has the Republicans upset with you, so you’re on bad terms there.  And now, taking on Martha Coakley is pissing Clinton people off, because Martha was a big Hillary supporter and Emily’s list is behind her, so you are alienating the last people who still like you.  If you want to work in politics, you are running out of options, especially here in Chicago”.

For starters, the Obama people can go Obama themselves.  Those Utopians, while chanting “Hope and Change!” in 2008, threw rocks through our windows, threatened to kill us, called us RAAACISTS every day, and harassed us by phone, email, and in person for the better part of two years — all because we didn’t support a man we knew well here in Chicago, someone we believed was unqualified, ill-prepared, and too dangerous of a socialist to have in the White House.  So, forgive us if we never in our lives want to work for any Liberal candidates EVER.  Those people are crazy.  They are thugs, bullies, and allies of ACORN and the SEIU, both of which we believe to be criminal organizations. If not domestic terrorists.  So, no thanks to ever being on a Liberal’s campaign.  No matter how much we need the money, we just won’t go there.

As for Republicans, for some reason we’ve become a favorite target in regards to Kirk and Schock, but we haven’t told you anything that even young children in Chicago already know.  We do not want to see Democrat Alexi Giannoulias become the next US Senator from Illinois.  This is the same position we were in in 2008, in not wanting Dr. Utopia to win the Dems’ nomination, before not wanting him to win the General Election and become president.  Giannoulias is going to win the Dem primary in a cake walk…so we’ve skipped ahead to try to do everything we can to keep him from winning the General Election. Mark Kirk, the likely Republican nominess, will not beat Giannoulias because Democrats are going to out Kirk in the race, exposing him as a liar.  At every single Republican event we’ve ever gone to, people talk openly about Mark Kirk being gay, with more than a few of them telling us we need to look into who Kirk shares a condo with in Washington, because they insist there’s something going on there.  We’ve never taken the time to do that, because we have no interest whatsoever in figuring out which Republicans are gay and which ones aren’t.  A few cocktails at young Republican gatherings usually works wonders to that end — as there isn’t anything that comes off faster than Brooks Brothers blazers and Dockers when an open bar is rocking.

We keep trying to warn Republicans that Kirk should not be their nominee, for the simple fact that we want to see the Republican win that Senate seat.  Kirk will not win, for two reasons: (1) his vote for Cap & Tax and (2) he will be outed and exposed as a liar.

It’s not the fact that he’s gay that will sink him.  It is 2010, and we do not believe Republicans, even the most conservative, would vote against someone because he is gay. We do, however, think people will vote, in droves, against A LIAR. Kirk claims to be one thing but is another.  If he does that with one part of his life, what else is he doing it with.  The man cannot be trusted, and Democrats are planning to make sure voters know that.  We know for a fact this will be one of the paths of attack Giannoulias will use against Kirk.

Just because we go to Republican dinners and cocktail hours these days doesn’t mean we ever stopped going to Democrat ones.

Some of you howl that we “need to stop outing people!”.  As far as we’re concerned, Kirk’s not “in”.  We moved to Chicago about five years ago.  One of the first things we heard in the gay community here was that Mark Kirk is gay.  We have heard that repeatedly and consistently since, from both Democrats and Republicans.  If we talked about the sky being blue, it would be less common knowledge than this about Kirk.

What’s really interesting is that the LGBTQ community is mad at us too, regarding Kirk and Schock, because we “are messing up the plan”, apparently. LGBTQ activists have been blackmailing Kirk for years in Washington, getting him to vote the way they wanted on various bills, so that no one would “out” him in The Advocate, Genre, Instinct and the other major gay magazines.  That’s the big threat the LGBTQ community uses: do what we want, and we keep your secret, but step out of line and run for an office we don’t want you to win, and you are toast, Mary.  Kirk’s about to find out that the LGBTQ community was fine with him being a Congressman, but that Democrats do not want the Republicans to win the Illinois Senate seat, so all the old deals are off.

We are telling Republicans this is going to happen so next month they can, while they still have a chance, field a candidate for the Senate who will not implode according to the long-standing plan Democrats had in place to take out Kirk when the time came.

The GOP’s mascot is technically an elephant, but it really should be an ostritch.

Just because you want to pretend something isn’t going to happen doesn’t mean it’s not going to happen.  If Republicans really want to run Kirk so badly, because they delusionally believe he can overcome the Cap & Tax business, then have him come out now before Giannoulias can use his lying about this against him. If not, the scion of the mob’s banking family will be the next illustrious Senator from Illinois, in a seat the GOP could have picked up if it had run someone without the fatal flaws of Kirk.

It’s the same thing with Schock.  He’s being groomed to run against Dick Durbin in 2014.  He is a nice, nice guy who the MSM is building up so that they can tear him down in 2014.  He’s handsome and vain, which is a dangerous combination in politics.  When the MSM runs photos of him shirtless, frolicking with big-busted bikini-clad babes poolside, Liberals are restaging the old Hollywood Photoplay shoots for Rock Hudson, Troy Donohue, and Tab Hunter. Get Schock to play the Liberace game, create a false facade, and lie to voters claiming he is straight — when any time he’s in Chicago he turns up in Boystown.  Just because he goes to bars like MiniBar, which does NOT allow the local photographers working the bar scene in to take snaps of patrons (unlike other bars like Sidetracks, Roscoes, Cocktail, SPIN, Lucky Horseshoe, etc. that allow the Boystown equivalent of papparazzi to work the crowds taking shots for publication in the three or four local Chicago gay magazines and papers), does not mean he’s keeping a low profile…and it does not mean photos do not exist of him having a gay old time here in Boystown.

Democrats think and plan in the long term. They love building a file on a Republican and using that file, and the pressure of outing, to force that Republican to vote the way they want him to. Voters should know that someone they are sending to Congress to represent them will instead first be representing those who are blackmailing him.

We maintain that if Schock comes out of the closet now, he’ll defeat Dick Durbin in 2014 and become a United States Senator.  We promise we would work for his campaign.  He’d be a great-looking, smart, well-dressed, young Republican gay man giving a whole new face to gays in politics.  The Left would not know how to defeat him.  The editors of Advocate and the other gay rags would be apoplectic, because there’d be no way to tear him down.  We think he’d ultimately become Vice President.  Who knows how far he’d go…if he would just come out.

If we see you in bars out in Boystown, with our own eyes, we think it’s fair to talk about seeing you out in bars in Boystown.  Why should we pretend we didn’t see you there, still wearing the exact same white polo and khackis you wore to the Republican event you just spoke at in Wrigleyville about an hour and a half before?  What good does playing make-believe do anyone, including yourself?

We want to see Giannoulias lose in 2010 and Durbin lose in 2014.  If Republicans insist on running candidates we know for a fact Democrats have plans in place to bring down, we will try our level best, at highest volume, to warn Republicans against making mistakes that will cost them those seats. Go ahead and hate on us all you want for that, but you have no idea how terrible it will be to have the mob banking Giannoulias family in control of a United States Senate seat.  The damage that will be done is unfathomable.

So, that’s how we’ve managed to tick off Liberals and Republicans lately, but not supporting Martha Coakley’s been the most costly thing we’ve done lately.

As we told you many times, it was a GRUELING decision for us to make because we are so grateful to the courage Coakley showed in standing with Hillary Clinton in 2008 when the Kennedys, John Kerry, Deval Patrick, and Democrats in Massachusetts all pressured her to back Dr. Utopia.  Coakley held her ground, and remained a Clinton delegate to the end.  We can only imagine the Hell the Utopians put her through.  If we, as lowly volunteers, were harassed by Dr. Utopia’s supporters night and day for not backing him, we shudder to think of what they did to a public figure like Coakley.

And, yes, we always like to support a woman running for the Senate.  There needs to be more women in the Senate.  Some of you don’t like when we say that, but it’s the damn truth.  Women are 51% of the population, but have 17% representation in the Senate.  We want to see that equalized by electing excellent, capable, independent, strong, and courageous women to the Senate — women who will use their intelligence, knowledge, wisdom, and life experience to serve their consituents, and the nation at large, well.

In the case of Martha Coakley, we supported her Senate run until it was clear Democrats intended to ram the Healthcare Rationing bill through Congress, at breakneck speed, in secret, largely in the dead of night, in the runup to Christmas.

Coakley said she’d be a solid YES vote on anything Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Dr. Utopia wanted to pass.  She came out and said, in no uncertain terms, that she would not think for herself or do what was best for Massachusetts and the nation.  Instead, she would just do whatever the DNC told her to do.  She would, thus, represent the Liberal-controlled Democrat party and not the people of Massachusetts, and Americans at large.

Martha Coakley, thus, lost our support.

The nation needs Democrats to be taken down to 59 votes so Harry Reid cannot circumvent debate and ram dangerous legislation through the Senate without anyone reading it.

It is as simple as that.

We would, in fact, campaign against Hillary Clinton herself if she did anything as dangerous and stupid as vote YES on a bill this enormous and world-changing as Healthcare Rationing.  We love the woman.  We would go to Hell and back for her.  We’d gladly take bullets for her and work our hearts out for just about anything she wanted…as long as it didn’t harm the country we love.

We are Americans first.  Clinton loyalists second.  Democrats last.

Coakley’s decision to blind-vote Democrat put our support for her at odds with what’s best for this country. It’s as simple as that.  In the future, we see ourselves helping Coakley, when she intends to be an independent voice doing what’s right for her constituents.  At that point in time, we will work our hearts out for her.  In the meantime, we are ALL ABOUT Scott Brown, HOTTIE McAWESOME.

And, that puts us in the position where moderate Democrats and feminists are mad at us now. “What do you mean you’re not supporting a woman for the Senate?  And she’s a Hillary supporter, you are traitors for not backing her!”.

Nobody ever said it was easy to stand up for what you believe in.

These are strange times politically.  Former enemies are now allies, and former allies morph into opponents here and there.

Our goal is to always do what we think is best for this country, not best for any party, not what’s best for any of the people we’ve always supported, and not even what’s best for ourselves personally or professionally.

We love America too much to watch it slide backwards, or veer off on a destructive track towards socialism and economic ruin.

It doesn’t matter to us who we make mad by taking the stances we do, because we’d be madder at ourselves if we didn’t do all we can to stop the destruction this White House and the current Liberal-Socialist incarnation of the DNC has in store for the nation.