Archive for January 1st, 2010
Question of the Day: What are you going to do to drive the Liberals from Congress in 2010?
What are you planning to do this year to drive the Liberals from Congress in 2010?
What are you doing right now to help elect Scott Brown (better known as Hottie McAwesome) to the Senate in Massachusetts, taking “the Kennedy seat” back from the Liberals and thus killing the Healthcare Rationing bill as it now stands on January 19th?
Are you ready to take that scary step from person who reads about politics on the computer to activist who organizes, engages voters, and alters the outcome of elections by driving the narrative that helps your candidates win?
Think long and hard about this, because it is a scary step, and “activist” is a pejorative to many of you out there, we know. It was a hard label for us to accept, too. But, America is too important to leave in Liberal hands, as 2009 showed us.
What are you going to do to drive these loons from office?
Hottie McAwesome is change we can really believe in. He is also HOT and AWESOME. Simultaneously.
Voters of Massachusetts. Let us remind you of what you sent to the Senate again and again and again these many decades:
1962
1964
At this point, by 1970, he was an actual murderer you started sending to the Senate
1970
For most of the 1970s, he stopped bothering to appear in human form anymore, the quintessential fat cat
1976
Around about the time he starting thinking it was fun to make "waitress sandwiches" in restaurants
1982
Still refusing to admit what he did to Mary Jo Kopechne and give her family the peace they've asked for lo these many years.
1988
1994
2000
2006
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In 2010, the voters of Massachusetts have a chance to send THIS to the Senate instead:
Scott Brown for Senate, 2010!
That’s change we can believe in, people.
It’s also a change we need in Washington right now, so that dialogue like this can happen in the Senate lickety-split:
Harry Reid: It is time for me to ruin this country because I do not know what I am doing and just want to pass a bill so that I can say I did something because I know I am going to lose my seat because everyone in Nevada, even my own relatives, even the animals, hate me. I must hurry to ram this unconstitutional, poorly written, never read bill while I still have the 60 votes to do so.
Hottie McAwesome: Not so fast, Joker. I’m the 41st Republican Senator, so you only have 59 votes to do your evil. Olympia Snow and Susan Collins are locked in a closet somewhere and won’t be helping you this time.
Harry Reid: Curse you, Senator McAwesome. Curse your awesomeness. Curse your centerfold good looks and big-thinking, fully functioning brain, which I personally don’t have. Curse you for standing in the way of my incompetence and insane attempt to ruin this country!
Hottie McAwesome: Voters understood I was the only thing standing between Liberal-Socialists and the destruction of 1/6 of the US economy, so voters sent me here to stop you, and all the lunatic Liberals in the Senate right now, until November when voters will have the chance to send MORE awesome Senators like me to Washington and drive the Liberals from the Senate once and for all.
Harry Reid: I have been foiled by Senator Hottie McAwesome! You are the only one who could have stopped me, and you did. I must go cry now.
We’ve only got one angle available from which to stop Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi’s insane Healthcare Rationing Bill.
That angle is the centerfold.
Happy New Year Open Thread: January 1st, 2010
Let old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind...
We made it!
One of the worst years in memory is over. Today’s a fresh start. We promise a full recap of New Year’s Eve in Boystown once we wake up sometime this morning, or afternoon, or maybe tomorrow. Depends on how much fun the New Year’s was.
As we start 2010, we’d like you to consider doing something special today: reach out to someone you are estranged from. It’s a new year, why not reconnect? ”I’m sorry” are two tough words to say, but a joy to hear. Even if you’re not the one who’s wrong, even if you’re not even sorry, we bet you are the stronger and bigger person in the dynamic. Someone has to take the first step towards forgiveness and reconciliation. Fair or not, it looks like that someone has to be you.
Things in this country are going to get a lot worse before they get any better. You are going to need friends and allies like never before in the coming years. People are going to need you too. So, why not put aside those old grievances, and take the “Auld Lang Syne” to heart?
Even if you are rebuffed. Even if someone won’t take your call. Call ‘em anyway. Tell ‘em we said hi. Blame us for the awkwardness if you want (’cause we sure enough get blamed for just about everything else that happens). ”I know you are mad, and I didn’t want to call, but those damn gay guys in Chicago at HillBuzz, those damn Hillary guys in Boystown, told me I needed to call you, so here I am.”
And no “Louella Apologies” either, where you bitterly screech something like, “I’m sorry you feel that way”, “I’m sorry you are mad,” or “I’m sorry I got caught and you were able to prove what I did”.
The love and compassion you show towards others today, on this first day of the year, will set your tone for all of 2010. The love you put out there today will come back to you tenfold, but only if you open your hearts to it.
2010 is going to be a year of hard work and sacrifice. We wish we could sugarcoat that for you, but it’s true. Those of us that love this country are up against horrible odds, with a White House and Congress, not to mention the entire Liberal-Socialist Democrat Party, seemingly bent on America’s destruction.
We’re ALL going to need all the friends we can get…all the support we can muster…and all the positivity we can send out there.
Today is a holiday of rest, reflection, and renewal. Tomorrow begins again the hard work to take this country back.
As always, we wish you the very best today…and can’t wait to hear what you’ve planned, what changes you’ll make, and what you are working towards in 2010.
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