Archive for December, 2009
PHOTOSHOP needed for Scott Brown Senate Race: Our Angle is the Centerfold
We’d love to help Scott Brown win the special election for the Massachusetts Senate seat.
We think Scott Brown is wicked hot.
He’d be the deciding factor in stopping Healthcare Rationing if elected to the Senate, thereby depriving Liberals of the 60 vote lock they need to prevent filibuster.
And he’s wicked, wicked hot.
But, mainly, we’re supporting him because of the taking Liberals down to 59 votes thing.
We’d love to do something his own campaign isn’t doing, and that Republicans aren’t doing for him — namely, making Massachusetts voters know what a stone cold fox Scott Brown is and how awesome it would be to send a Cosmo centerfold to the Senate who will foil all of the Obama-Reid-Pelosi Axis of Liberal schemes.
We thought of the “Our Angle is the Centerfold” line last night at Sidetracks’ during Retro 80s Request night. Someone wrote this on a slip of paper for the VJ to play, and as soon as we heard it we thought of Scott Brown and his campaign.
We ran it in a post earlier and got a few people doing that spelling-police stuff we find irksome, saying “You meant to say Angel!”. No, we went with “angle” because Brown would be the only angle available at the moment to stop the Healthcare Rationing bill, as he’d take Democrats down to just 59 votes and prevent them from ramming any more legislation through in dead of night, secret sessions.
But, is “Our Angle is the Centerfold” a workable grassroots slogan for him?
We picture a cool photoshop that combines Brown’s sexy Cosmo centerfold, with the “Our Angle is the Centerfold” up at the top, and then a little scroll covering his sexy bits explaining what “angle” means, as we just did above. “Brown’s the only angle at hand to stop the government rationing of healthcare and the destruction of our economy as we know it. Smart, sexy, and our only hope!”.
Republicans are really stupid about sex.
Sex sells. People want to vote for attractive candidates. Scott Brown’s centerfold is awesome. We’re a little obsessed with it. Would love to get an autographed copy. Hint, hint. Even more, we’d love to see this man become another vote against the disastrous Healthcare Rationing bill Democrats are ramming through the Senate.
We think a great visual for “Our Angle is a Centerfold” would go viral in Massachusetts with a little help from you guys.
It should be mission critical the next three weeks to do everything we can to impact the Massachusetts Senate race. Healthcare Rationing stops January 19th dead in its tracks if we can get Brown elected. Losing “the Kennedy Seat” to a former centerfold, Republican would give heart attacks to more than a few people we can’t stand — and not only the ones with the last name “Kennedy”. Some others named “Cooper”, “Olbermann”, “Matthews”, “Maddow”, and “Mitchel” would go nuts too, maybe even having Tim Russert-grade heart attacks right there in the news rooms. We can only hope.
Who has time to make Scott Brown the campaign ad Republicans are probably too stuffy to make?
Question of the Day: What do you know about the election of 1894?
One thing most people today do, that we are guilty of ourselves, is look back only as far into the past as our own lifespans go in terms of gathering precedent and data to explain our present state of affairs. We’re not as bad as some of the twinks in Boystown, who have no idea who Laura Branigan was or what the Falklands War involved or that Spain was not a part of the Axis Powers. “All that happened forever ago. I was, like, born in 1988. I want to go to Spain, though, ’cause I totally hear that guys in Acapulco are HOT”.
Ridiculous.
Welcome to Boystown!
Where, honestly, we never have to make up quotes like that, because they just happen.
Today we saw an interesting comment on an article entitled, Why Democrats Will Lose the House, about the 2010 elections that really made us think, because we honestly don’t know anything about the election of 1894. The author of this comment made the point that many people are comparing 2010 to 1994 — when the 1894 election feels much more similar in terms of what’s going on in the country:
Personally, I hoping for a wave like ‘94, but not 1994. I’m hoping for a wave like 1894 where the Dems lost 125 House seats. Is it possible? Yes. Compare the similarities. The 1894 elections followed the panic of 1893 and unemployment was in double digits. The 2010 election will be following the Panic of 2008 and if unemployment is still over 10%, the Democrats have a major problem. The Democrats won the 2008 congressional elections with a 9% point margin nationwide. 9% was good for a 40 seat margin. Since the 9 point win, generic polling by Rasmussen has been showing an average margin of 6% for the Republicans which is a swing of 15% in 13 months. If the ballot continues to shift at this rate, in 10 months (Nov 08), the Republicans could be sporting a 16-17% margin on election day. This should be good for 125 seats.
Any history buffs out there want to do some research and investigate the claims in that comment? It sure feels like this could very well shed some light on what’s going on now.
One of the strangest arguments we see being made by Democrats right now is that they believe 2010 won’t be so bad because there aren’t a large number of retiring Dems in 2010, like there were in 1994 when 31 Democrats decided not to put themselves through another campaign, leaving the Republicans to pick up 22 seats.
The problem with this logic — and claim that fewer Dem retirements will mean fewer losses in 2010 — is that so many Dems are freshman or sophomores in Congress. They aren’t entrenched in those seats, so it’s not a given they will win re-election. In fact, the Dems that won in red districts are going to be in a lot of trouble, since 2010 will not be a year in which Republicans and Independents will trust any Democrat to think for themselves and not vote the liberal party line.
2009 proved there are no steadfast, heroic Democrats in Congress who will stand up for what is right and do their actual duties to represent the wants and needs of their constituents. Every last Democrats in Congress should be ashamed of him and herself. Every last one of them. And they all need to be voted out of office at the earliest possible opportunity.
For everyone in the House, that comes next November.
In 1894, if the comment above is to be believed, 125 of those fools were cast out of office.
Do you think it’s even possible 125 of the current fools could join them?
Could that number be even higher?
How bad could things get for Democrats…and how much of what contributed to the 1894 resounding defeat is in play today?
What think you?
ACTION ITEM: Make Ben Nelson "the whore of the Senate" wherever his name is written
There was an article the other day that we wish we’d linked to or bookmarked, because we can’t find it now.
It argued Ben Nelson unwittingly became a cultural touchpoint, and a turning point in what will be an unprecedented disaster for Democrats in 2010. Because he so shamelessly sold himself for such an unconstitutional bribe in the Healthcare Rationing bill, the building disgruntlement with Liberals in power has exploded.
Nelson whored himself to Harry Reid for an illegal scheme to exempt Nebraska from Medicaid cost increases in perpetuity, while requiring Nebraskans to pay for abortions in other states. If someone wanted to infuriate everyone possible on both sides of the aisle with one stupid action, they could not have done a better job than Nelson with this bribe.
We don’t see how he can ever recover politically from this. Though he’s not up for re-election until 2012, we don’t see how Nebraskans ever forgive him and send him back to the Senate again. He has completely lost the people’s trust.
Nebraskans really should take the time and effort to remove anything named after Ben Nelson from public land. Does he have schools named after him, bridges, brothels? If so, they need to be renamed immediately for someone who served the people of Nebraska well, listened to their wishes, and behaved responsibly.
Schools should not be named after whores.
Bridges should not be named after corruptocrats.
The “whore of the Senate”, Ben Nelson, should have no honors awarded to him. Instead, all across the land, wherever his name appears, “the whore of the Senate” should stand right alongside it.
He is truly a despicable and disgusting man, one who sold out his alleged principles and Nebraskans’ wishes for an illegal bribe, since this Congress does not have the constitutional authority to force the other 49 states to carry Nebraska financially forever. The fact Nelson agreed to this, and sold his vote for something so blatantly unconsitutional, makes him quite deserving of perpetual scorn.
Disgusting.
OUR ANGLE IS A CENTERFOLD: SUPPORT SCOTT BROWN FOR SENATE IN MASSACHUSETTS
Here’s Scott Brown’s latest campaign ad in Massachusetts:
What are you doing to get this man elected — so that the Healthcare Rationing Bill will be DOA?
All it takes is for Democrats to lose the MA Senate seat and Utopiacare is toast. If they drop to 59 votes, debate has to resume, and they can’t ram through this Obamanation.
Our best angle on stopping this monstrosity is a former centerfold.
Vote Scott Brown: OUR ANGLE IS A CENTERFOLD.
Tabatha's Salon Takeover of Boystown's Chicago Male, Watch Party Report
Last night, Chicago Male hosted a Watch Party for their episode of Tabatha’s Salon Takeover on BRAVO, held at Halsted’s Bar & Grill in the heart of Boystown. Here’s our report back from that.
Question of the Day: What can be done to stop Democrats from selecting the candidate they want to run against Obama?
This is a matter of grave concern to us, because we believe the current president’s unprecedented decision to maintain his political campaign organization, in perpetual campaign mode, during his presidency means that in 2011, if not sooner, Democrats will work aggressively to select a doomed Republican presidential candidate for 2012. We believe, as we repeatedly say here, the MSM is already at work on this, pushing “The Five Horsemen of the GOP 2012 Apocalypse”. Currently, the men being pushed for 2012 by the media are Mitt Romney, John Thune, Tim Pawlenty, Charlie Crist, and John Huntsman. Some weeks, Bobby Jindal replaces Hunstman. On rare occasions, Haley Barbour or Newt Gingrich are up there instead of Crist. None of these men can do what needs to be done in 2012:
(1) Provide an obvious, clearcut, immediate remedy to Dr. Utopia, since a winning GOP candidate must be a narrative answer to all of Dr. Utopia’s failures
(2) Excite supporters to hit the ground, phone bank, donate, and work their tails off to take back the White House
(3) Control the campaign’s message despite the media’s every effort to sabotage and destroy it
Republicans need to understand they are not just up against the DNC and the White House. They are also going to have to run against the MSM itself in 2012. The MSM is 100% committed to re-electing Dr. Utopia. Many, such as Chris Matthews at MSNBC, have said on air their job is to see that he succeeds. The only positive thing we can say about the MSM, thus, is that they are so open about what they are doing. They are no longer journalists, but de facto political staff volunteering for Dr. Utopia while being paid as “journalists”.
Here is what we think is going to happen as 2012 approaches:
(A) The MSM will continue, every day, to throw everything they can at Sarah Palin in efforts to destroy her personally, and to break her spirit so that she decides it’s not worth running. The MSM is engaged in what we can only liken to the Blitz on London: they will saturate bomb the Palins for the next two years so that someone in the family breaks and convinces Palin herself that they can’t take any more of this and want her to get out of the spotlight. Of course, the flaw in this is that such a thing will never happen. The Palins need to realize they are now one of “America’s families”. Too many people love them, too many hate them, and too many are fascinated by them for the MSM to ever let them go. Even if Sarah Palin retired completely, as the MSM would like, and lived the rest of her life as a hermit on an obscure island in Alaska, the MSM would continue to report on everything this family did. They all are, honestly, just too damn interesting for the MSM to let go of. So, they’re in a very weird position. Damned if she runs, damned if she doesn’t, and guaranteed to be pummeled and harrassed no matter what, really.
(B) The DNC will coordinate with ACORN, the SEIU, and other criminal organizations to rig the Iowa Caucus just as they did in 2008. This is so very easy to do. The caucuses in Iowa can only charitably be described as “wonton chaos-fests”. The people running them are very, very old and in many cases senile. Dr. Utopia’s operatives gained control of the doors and voter registration tables for the 2008 caucuses. If you didn’t look like you were going to vote the way they wanted you to, you were not allowed to caucus. WE SAW THEM DO THIS. They will do it again in 2012, only this time they’re going to push Pawlenty or Romney to a win in Iowa to stop Sarah Palin. Democrats will bus down from Chicago to vote Romney or Pawlenty. It will be unreal and wholly transparent, but the MSM will refuse to cover the story and will instead pretend, all of a sudden, everyone in the world is excited about Tim Pawlenty — a man who looks like he’s made of mayonnaise, Wonderbread, and bathroom caulk.
(C) After Romney or Pawlenty wins Iowa, the MSM will next work to make sure whoever that is comes in second in New Hampshire, so the race looks like it’s a “Romney or Pawlenty” choice, forcing Palin out – the way they repeatedly tried to force Hillary Clinton out of the race and that vile, deceased pig Tim Russert used to bellow loudly “Get out! Get out! Get out!”.
(D) Starting in South Carolina, with Palin out, the MSM will then start to push whoever is the absolute worst of the men left in the race. That would be either Jindal or Crist. Jindal is the single ugliest politician the Republicans have put forward for any elected office in our nation’s history. He is awkward, goofy, ugly, and once participated in an exorcism. There will never be any national movement to have this man’s face put on portraits in every government building in the country, let alone our money. Crist is, of course, a former patron of the Green Iguana bar in Tampa, Florida, whose recent marriage to novelty products and fake beards heiress Carole Rome fools no one. Both would be electoral college disasters.
(E) The MSM does not want Dr. Utopia to squeak by with a win, they want him to have a blowout. So, the MSM will push whatever man they think could flame out most spectacularly in 2012. Ain’t no bigger flamer than Charlie Crist. At least that’s what they say down at the Green Iguana. The racial cudgel could be used to push Jindal, with the MSM insisting Republicans would be RAAACIST not to push the first Indian-American as its nominee. We doubt that would work, but The Marginot Line teaches us entrenched organizations tend to fight future battles with successful tactics of the past. Since race-baiting worked so well in the 2008 campaign, and the MSM so thoroughly enjoyed engaging in it, with personal glee, expect it to be used again in 2012.
(F) The wildest thought we have had about 2012 involves Levi Johnston, and we didn’t really know where to fit this into the mix, so we’ll leave it here at (F). It sure feels to us, living in a big city and being familiar with the bar and party scene, that the MSM is pushing Johnston on a road to self-destruction. He keeps getting these invites to Hollywood parties, where drugs are available, and to weird adult-industry gatherings, where drugs are available. It feels like there’s a deliberate and coordinated push to get this kid hooked on drugs so that he hurts himself in the future — and possibly even ends up dead from an overdose or car accident or something. THEN, the MSM will start accusing the Palins of murdering him. It’s the only thing they have not accused this family of, yet. It feels like people are saying, “Hey, get that kid over to an open bar and let’s see what happens. Could be fun. He could really f*** himself up and that would be great TV”. Here in Boystown, if you don’t like someone at work or wherever, you start giving them chocolates. Then, after a while, you start bringing in pastries, working up to doughnuts, giving them candy all the time, until you make them fat. Then, you sit back and enjoy the mess you’ve made of them, as they’re depressed they’ve gotten fat, so then you can start bringing in pizza for lunch to make them fatter. We swear, people here play manipulative games like this. Beware Greeks bearing gifts, and gays holding chocolate.
Democrats are already plotting and scheming to hold onto the White House in 2012.
Republicans, meanwhile, are staring up at the ceiling or sitting on their couches refusing to think about 2012 until sometime mid-2012. Like they always do.
The only way to stop the MSM and the DNC is to start thinking about what can be done NOW to prevent them from running one of The Five Horsemen against Dr. Utopia.
How can we stop the DNC from gaming the Iowa caucus itself, which needs to be gamed to set their whole plan in motion.
What think you?
Wednesday Open Thread: December 30th, 2009
What’s on your mind this Wednesday?
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Did you have a chance to watch BRAVO’S episode of Tabatha’s Salon Takeover that was filmed here in Boystown? It’s arguably the best episode the show’s ever done, because Tabatha herself seemed to have so much fun doing it. We went to the premiere party here at Halsted’s Bar & Grill and will have a full report up later, since many of you asked about it. We think the show highlighted some of the best and worst about Boystown, and are happy our little corner of the world is out there in this form for more people to see.
