There’s a project we’re working on that you’ll all like very much, but we need some help with.  We need to compile a list of the bad things Michelle Obama has done in her lifetime:  things she’s said, like the “proud of my country for the first time in my adult life line” or the “I can’t even buy earrings for $600 bit”, to rude things she’s done like give the Queen of England an Ipod and the Prime Minister of Great Britain toy helicopters from the White House gift shop.  There’s also her most recent bit of wisdom, spoken during the December 13th Oprah Christmas Special for Obamamas, in which she asked, “What are you getting me?  You should feel pressure”.  Apparently, that’s what she thinks the meaning of Christmas is. 

Have you seen a list of any similar quotes from her? 

We want to find exact quotes, dates, and other instances of bad behavior.  We need about 50 of them total to complete a very special project. 

Your help in listing them on this thread would be greatly appreciated.  

Anything counts — from her childhood, college days, life in Chicago, the campaign, and now the White House.