Archive for December 22nd, 2009
Ray Stevens comes back from the dead to fight Healthcare Rationing
Years ago, when we watched the spectacle that was Liza Minnelli’s wedding to David Guest (which once ranked as The World’s Most Credible Display of Heterosexuality until Tom Cruise’s marriage to Katie Holmes, Charlie Crist’s recent wedding to a novelty-and-fake-beard-company heiress named Carole Rome, and Congressman Aaron Schock’s shirtless poolside romps with bikini-clad busty “babes”), stunned so many people we thought were dead and buried were walking into the ceremony. People we hadn’t seen or thought about in DECADES. Yet, there they, or their ghosts, were, to bear witness to one Hell of a frightfest.
And so it is that Ray Stevens has released a new song taking on Healthcare Rationing and the Utopia the “Gang of 60 Jokers” is ramming through the Senate before Christmas. We thought Stevens, who used to sell records on late night TV, had been dead for years…so happy to see he’s not, and that he’s still got a way with driving home a point through catchy song and on-point cross-dressing.
Love that he’s evolved his schtick to YouTube, too.
We need more of this, people.
Fascists’ greatest natural enemy is ridicule.
Michelle Obama's Bad Behavior
There’s a project we’re working on that you’ll all like very much, but we need some help with. We need to compile a list of the bad things Michelle Obama has done in her lifetime: things she’s said, like the “proud of my country for the first time in my adult life line” or the “I can’t even buy earrings for $600 bit”, to rude things she’s done like give the Queen of England an Ipod and the Prime Minister of Great Britain toy helicopters from the White House gift shop. There’s also her most recent bit of wisdom, spoken during the December 13th Oprah Christmas Special for Obamamas, in which she asked, “What are you getting me? You should feel pressure”. Apparently, that’s what she thinks the meaning of Christmas is.
Have you seen a list of any similar quotes from her?
We want to find exact quotes, dates, and other instances of bad behavior. We need about 50 of them total to complete a very special project.
Your help in listing them on this thread would be greatly appreciated.
Anything counts — from her childhood, college days, life in Chicago, the campaign, and now the White House.
Question of the Day: What can you do to drive the Liberals from Congress like snakes from Ireland?
We know you are in holiday mode right now, getting ready for Christmas. Heaven knows we all need a little Christmas (right this very moment). But, 2010 is fast approaching and if there is any chance of saving this country from the Liberals, you need to decide if it’s time for you to make that big scary leap into activism.
Trust us, we know how you feel. ”Activist” is a pejorative to many of you — especially the conservatives who found their way here by way of Rush or Dennis Miller or Tammy Bruce along the way. None of us here ever wanted to be activists. Frankly, we really kind of liked being random guys in Boystown having a good time, enjoying life, and not getting our hands dirty in any of this political stuff. But, the DNC and Democrat Party changed all that for us — with how they behaved in 2008, and everything they have done since. We cannot sit idly by and watch these people destroy this country.
So, we’ve had to change our lives drastically. Behind the scenes here at Buzzquarters, here’s what we spend our time doing when we aren’t writing essays for you:
(1) READING — we spend as much time as possible reading up on past campaigns, past attempts Liberals have made to seize power, past Alinsky efforts, the history of ACORN, etc. Everything the MSM does not want us to know, we work hard to figure out. Every day we learn more about George Soros and become more convinced than ever he is the one behind all of this. We wish every day that man has a heart attack, and he’s removed from this Earth by some benevolent power (including Mossad, if we could only so dream).
(2) NETWORKING — this one is the hardest for us because we, truthfully, are kind of shy in real life. But, we force ourselves to go to as many events as possible, to exhange cards and meet as many people as we can when out just about anywhere, and try our level best to reach out to as many people as we can via this site to try to get people not only informed, but in contact with one another. In 2010, we are going to need an army of active and engaged volunteers to drive the Liberals from Congress. Every day is an opportunity to build that. We cannot let a single day pass without doing what we can to fight for this country…and right now that means finding ever more recruits.
(3) STUDYING — as an extension of #1 above, we make flash cards on the issues and constantly do debate prep here at Buzzquaters. We have not stopped doing this since the campaigns, when we used to surrogate speak first for Hillary Clinton and then for McCain/Palin. Whenever we go anywhere, Utopians find us to be their worst nightmares because they talk in generalities and have no idea what they are saying while we can lay cold hard facts down on them. Yes, this is a royal pain in the neck to do. We don’t especially enjoy spending all of our free time preparing for impromptu debates with strangers in bars or the occasion round on some TV or radio show. But, in 2010 we’ll have to be out canvassing and campaigning, and we want to stay sharp so we can cover the most ground and be the most effective. It is going to take a massive Herculean effort to drive the Liberals from power…and just like it takes time in the gym every day to become a bodybuilding, it takes mental effort and exercise to build the ease and dexterity it requires to convincingly out-debate these loons at every turn.
(4) TECHNICAL SKILLS — we’ve still yet to master YouTube video making and Photoshopping, which is a damn shame, but thankfully we’ve found EXCELLENT photoshop artists out there who’ve helped us create images we’ve needed for various things. We’ve found that essays alone don’t go viral. We need pictures. We need video. We need people adept at social networking. We’d personally love to be one-stop-shopping for all of this, but we know we never will be. Not when we are working multiple jobs and doing all of this in our spare time. Sometimes, you have to know your limits. But, every day we try to learn something new that we can use going forward to be better at getting messages out and making things go viral. This is all a massive effort to counteract the MSM. We all have to operate in the reality that the MSM is part of Dr. Utopia’s White House and neverending campaign machine. The MSM will lie for him, cover up bad news for him, and do everything it can to not only re-elect him in 2012, but ensure Democrats keep Congress in 2010. It is up to all of us to get the truth out to as many Americans as possible. So far, we’d say collectively the anti-Utopian efforts of all sites out there is abotu 15% of what it could be. We need to get smarter…find easier ways to make things go viral…package our message in easier bites (bytes)…and find ways to drive narrative better than the pros in the MSM do. This is very much a cyber David versus deep pockets conglomerate Goliath fight.
(5) LEADERSHIP — All of us need to work under the assumption that no leader will actually emerge to embody the charge against Liberals in 2010. We want Sarah Palin to step up to the plate and assume that role, but we can’t count on her doing that. Absent a strong and committed leader, the counter-Utopia movement to oust Liberals needs to be comprised of millions of individual leaders, each hitting Liberals in our own ways. Every day, we need to all hit them on every front imaginable, so there’s no way the White House and DNC can counteract everything that is being thrown at them. We need to bring our friends and families together into little Coffee Clubs across the country, where we share information and work out action plans to educate our own communities about what is going on in Washington. We are the Resistance to this Liberal socialist takeover of our country; every day is a chance for us to stand up and work to bring these villains down. And if someone like Palin does eventually emerge, we’ll all be ready to join together under her flag and follow her as she marches on Washington and drives these Liberals from our government hopefully once and for all.
It is vitally important that you begin your evolution from someone who reads political blogs and is angry at home in front of your computer to someone who reads political blogs, gets angry, and then channels that anger into action. You need to get organized, become efficient, and develop action plans for what you can do to drive the narrative in 2010 that Liberals in Congress need to be driven out and Democrats need to be defeated at every turn.
It’s going to be an uphill struggle. None of it is going to be any fun. You will probably make a lot of enemies. It’s going to take up your free time. Trust us, it will take up your free time. But, America is worth it.
At least to us. Our great hope is that in 2012 we can defeat Dr. Utopia, install Sarah Palin in the White House, and she and a Republican-controlled Congress can work day and night beginning the day of her Inauguration to roll back everything Dr. Utopia and the Liberals did to America under his single term in office. When that happens, we will take a much needed break, and could very possibly leave the political realm for keeps…as we will at that point consider our tour of duty over in all this.
So, we are willing to commit the next two years of our lives to this cause. We are not going to take any vacations. We are going to spend all of our free time doing the five points above…and more, as we think of them. We are going to keep this site running, and hopefully grow it into something more productive and farther reaching than what it is now. We will be a little engine of activity here in Boystown, Chicago — in hopes we inspire you to be little engines of activity in your home towns too.
To our knowledge, nothing like this has ever been attempted before: a concerted effort to counter the MSM on the grassroots level with average people stepping up and becoming little information hubs of their own, taking charge of their communities, in one big effort to take back the country from radical Liberals.
When we are finished, we want the word “Liberal” to be right up there with “c***”, “n*****”, “k***”, and every other unacceptable pejorative in this country. ”Liberal” will make people of the future CRINGE, the way they’d cringe if called a Nazi. By 2012, if we’ve informed the public enough, just about as many people will willingly identify with Liberalism as currently clamor to join the Klan. Americans needs to see these people for the villains that they are, and for the destruction they’re causing, and hope to cause, in this country.
What can you do to help drive Liberals from Congress, defeat ACORN once and for all, and make Liberalism something people never again want to associate with?
Start thinking…because come Thursday and Friday you will be off visiting relatives, gathering in groups, and that sure sounds like a great opportunity for some networking and strategizing.
Tuesday Open Thread: December 22nd, 2009
What’s on your mind this Tuesday?
Would you like Mr. T. to come and read to you this Christmas?
We’ve lived in Chicago for five years now and have yet to run into him. Chances are, we don’t travel in the same circles, but nonetheless. We pity the fool who doesn’t want a little T. with their Christmas cookies. Fool.
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Jokerizing “The Gang of 60″: here are the latest additions to the pool of Jokerized Democrats: Harry Reid, Ben Nelson, Dick Durbin and Blanche Lincoln. We will keep adding them to the original Joker thread we had running, which has Claire McCaskill and Al Franken Jokerized. If you can help Joker others in the “Gang of 60″, it woudl be appreciated. This resource should be used for the next four years to make sure every single Democrat voting for the Healthcare Rationing bill gets booted from Congress. It is a terrible bill, the worst in Senate history, written in the dark, voted on in the dead of night, and flying completely in the face of what the public wants. It is criminal behavior, and we believe everyone voted for it should be removed from office as the Jokers they are.
Blanche Lincoln - to be removed from Congress in 2010
Dick Durbin - to be removed from Congress in 2014
Harry Reid - to be removed from Congress in 2010
Ben Nelson - to be removed from Congress in 2012
Every last Democrat in the Senate needs to be defeated for what they are doing with this rushed, sloppy, criminal Healthcare Rationing bill. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.
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UPDATE: Here’s more Jokerized Dems, thanks to the marvelous Photoshopping of Katie (who is working alphabetically from the beginning of the alphabet forwards): Bennett, Begich, Bayh, Baucus, Lieberman:
Michael Bennett (Colorado) - to be defeated in 2010
Mark Begich (Alaska)- to be defeated in 2014
Evan Bayh (Indiana) - to be defeated in 2010
Max Baucus (Montana) - to be defeated in 2014
Joe Lieberman (Connecticut) - to be defeated in 2012
Bob Menendez (New Jersey) - to be defeated in 2012
Tom Udall (New Mexico) - to be defeated in 2014
Jeff Bingaman (New Mexico) - to be defeated 2012
