Here was the headline New York Magazine just ran, about the current First Lady at the Christmas tree lighting ceremony:
MICHELLE OBAMA WORE CLOTHES TO LIGHT THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Here’s a screen grab of the post because we’re sure they’ll scrub it:
We can only assume two things:
(1) The current First Lady intended to perform her duties at the ceremony nude, so wearing clothes was a news-worthy change.
(2) The bar has been set so low in terms of competence, decorum, and expectations that managing to wear clothes when going out in public is considered an accomplishment for her.
In either event, this makes us realize something that’s escaped us to this point: while the “outfits” Mrs. Utopia parades around in, from giant Playschool wrestling belts to furniture upholstery dresses, range from ridiculous to vulgar, at LEAST she’s wearing clothes. Things could, thus, be much, much worse in terms of what she wears out in public.
On this Saturday, please join us in thanks for small blessings.
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UPDATE: And of course, as some of you have noted, this being a festive Christmas event the First Lady, naturally, wore a somber and dour all-black funereal attire — less joyous and celebratory than the giant bow, holiday present-inspired frock she wore to Ted Kennedy’s funeral this summer. The same FLOTUS who revels in mixing orange and blue and purple and yellow in color wheel collisions apparently has a problem with red and green, worn completely appropriately, at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony.
Now, we do know the current FLOTUS doesn’t select her own clothes, and that an elaborate White House “outfit” selection process is in place that decides what dreadful thing she’ll leave the house in that day. White House Social Secretary Desiree Rogers leaves one of the gates open each morning and the first person to wander into the mansion and up to the FLOTUS’s wardrobe gets to pick the color scheme and spirit of the day’s ensemble. The proximity of a school for the blind so close to the White House explains much of what the FLOTUS wears, as students get lost on their way to class and end up selecting Jason Wu and Narcisso Rodriguez for the FLOTUS at a greater rate than sighted people would. There’s no explanation for why Mrs. Utopia wore funereal black to a holiday lighting, other than a group of raccoons might have gotten passed Rogers again, and raccoons, being somber by nature, would have evidently selected something like this for her to wear.

December 5, 2009 at 7:05 am
All because the “Investigative Journalists” get their IJ kits here:
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=12106
December 5, 2009 at 9:23 am
I Bet Carla Bruni would have lit the christmas tree nude.
December 5, 2009 at 9:38 am
If she wears clothing boyz, how are we going to notice her incredibly toned arms?
December 5, 2009 at 9:49 am
“Going agaist centuries of Tradition, Michelle Nixes Nude Tree Lighting! ‘I just don’t look good in black’ she was heard to say.”
(Slaps himself across the face – “Ban Joe! Evil Naughty Wicked Joe!”)
December 5, 2009 at 9:50 am
Make that “bad joe” not baN. Shouldn’t try to type before coffee.
December 5, 2009 at 12:33 pm
“I just don’t look good in black and the suit is getting a little baggy in the rear.”
Fixed it for you.
December 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Oh, LORDY! Now I have a headache from laughing. It is all in the editing.
December 5, 2009 at 10:05 am
LOL! She wore clothes? That’s fabulous. Great piece of journalism.
December 5, 2009 at 10:20 am
HOW VERY BURKA LIKE OF THE FIRST LADY(?).
December 5, 2009 at 10:31 am
A nude Xmas tree lighting!! That WOULD have been change we could believe in!! The mental picture is like an acid flashback. . .whew!!!
December 5, 2009 at 12:05 pm
“Things could, thus, be much, much worse in terms of what she wears out in public.
On this Saturday, please join us in thanks for small blessings.”
ROFLMBAO!! Thanks for a MUCH needed chuckle this morning!
December 5, 2009 at 12:21 pm
My thoughts exactly. I laughed out loud….and will laugh all day over that “small blessing”.
December 5, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Well maybe Diva Desiree thought that by exposing the First Nipples for all the world to gawk at then her socialite ass would be off the kitchen stove for her historic faux pas in staging the annual state dinner’s crasher’s ball. One can only hope that the recycled balls, nee ornaments, used to decorate the HTOTUS ( holiday tree of the US ) weren’t Barack’s own teabagging tootsies for even thinking about dumping Chicago’s primadonna Desiree over the flap at the dinner. Michelle made sure that enough secret service agents were given their walking papers to satisfy even the most bloodthirsty of the DC senators.
December 5, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Ah, so the she-emperor is not naked! Good!
December 5, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I’ve been following you guys since before the election. Good job!
Have you seen the full length picture of Michelle at the Christmas lighting ceremony? Not sure if this is real but yuck!
http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/12/wtf-meet-manchelleshes-packing-a-dick-i-promise-the-chick-er-flotus-has-a-dick.html
December 5, 2009 at 1:44 pm
OMGoodness!
She’s packing, but I don’t think it’s a firearm!
December 5, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Correction.
“He”
LOL
December 5, 2009 at 3:40 pm
She’s just glad to see you! lol
Go to newsbird to see what she was wearing the day the xmas tree arrived @ WH.
December 5, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Hope this link works:
http://newsbird.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/flotus-wears-a-pussy-bow-blouse-and-santa-style-red-belt-to-greet-the-horses/
December 5, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Her strap on was inverted.
December 5, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Maybe that’s just the pump for it.
=O
December 5, 2009 at 1:57 pm
MAry Mitchell in the Chicago Sun-Times has an interesting take on Diva Desiree. For those of you not from Chicago, you will find it instructive. Desiree has had a series of well-connected jobs and a well-connected marriage which lead her to be on top of the heap in the Chicago AA/elite social circles. MM does a subtle takedown of the diva. I like it. I am sick of this “in crowd” with their Harvard educations.
Read it at http://www.suntimes.com/news/mitchell/1922676,CST-NWS-mitch06.article?plckCurrentPage=1&sid=sitelife.suntimes.com
December 5, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Thank you for the link jo. Fascinating. Especially the comments.
Not surprisingly, alot of Chicago Obots. But a couple ‘get it.’
Oh how delicious it will be (and I hope this Mary Mitchell writes more about it) if and when Dear Leader is TOLD to get rid of Ms. Rogers (who got him into the ‘party’ in Chicago). Ouch. That will be Shakespearian.
December 5, 2009 at 4:12 pm
MO’s Mirror Blog has a nice piece on this not so nice piece of work.
http://www.michellesmirror.com/
Fun blog btw for those of you who appreciate the finer points of being the 1st wadi ( not a typo ).
December 5, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I understand she wore a Jolly Green Giant outfit for the White House “preview” holiday party.
http://www.michellesmirror.com/2009/12/christmas.html
December 5, 2009 at 4:14 pm
yes. she looked like a giant lima bean. :)
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_DawJTCHuL3c/SxkcA54n7BI/AAAAAAAABrY/PtYtuxND8Rg/s1600-h/WHITE_HOUSE_CHRISTMAS_74b25.jpg
December 5, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Ok…for a moment’s mirth…I’ll set my sights on Shelli’s latest ensembleage.
Black. For Christmas. I know, I know…she saves the really, really bright, pretty colors (like **quoting HB** Smurfblood Blue) for laying the wreath at Arlington National Cemetary (and who hasn’t thought to brighten the solemnity of remembering the lost with near neon???) but black??? For Christmas???
What??? No gratis red or green clothing this month???
At least the boob belt matched.
December 5, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I was right! I’ve been telling everyone that both of these characters stopped in mid-sex-change and we should refer to them as Becky and Michael Obama, but nobody quite believed me. Proof at last!
December 7, 2009 at 12:37 am
I wrote a satire about Obama being born as a girl. The sex change operation was done while he lived in Indonesia. Michelle could easily play a drag queen and there have been many photos of her stern face to look shockingly like a drag queen.
Before she started to use heavy make-up she looked like an average black woman. There is something feminine about her but not much – her hands and ankles are delicate for her height. Her back in that strapless dress looked very masculine. I think her shoulders are as wide as BO’s.
December 6, 2009 at 7:39 am
Here is a link to a truely frightening image:
http://images.nymag.com/daily/fashion/20091104_mobama_091103.jpg
December 6, 2009 at 8:02 am
Dear God!!
December 6, 2009 at 8:04 am
The left actually believes this woman is beautiful! DEAR GOD!!
December 6, 2009 at 8:40 am
So she wears turquoise to Arlington Cemetery on Veterans’ Day and black to light up the Christmas tree. That’s a FLOTUS w/ some fashion sense!
December 6, 2009 at 8:41 am
The “update” you guys wrote had me peeing my pants with laughter. Thank you.
Seriously, though, isn’t the black deliberate? These classless boobs love to signal their puerile prejudices and hates, like when Doctor U. gave Hillary the finger during a debate.
The black dress is Mike’s way of expressing her disdain for the infidel holiday she is forced by circumstances to observe.
Of course, sheer stupidity is a possible explanation, but this appears more to be a dvd-gift moment, a childish snub, arrogantly intended to convey contempt.
December 6, 2009 at 9:05 am
Will she still wear belt?