Thanks to a reader for this idea.

Do you still get mailings from the DNC or AARP that include a “No Postage Required” envelope intended for you to send a check back to them?  Instead of giving the DNC or AARP — two entities we abhor because of their recent behavior — any money, why not start costing them money with those mailings?

Since the DNC Rules & Bylaws Committee met on May 31st, 2008 to take delegates away from Hillary Clinton that she won in Florida and Michigan, we’ve sent back every contribution envelope we’ve received from the DNC filled with as many flat rocks as we could fit into the envelopes, hoping to cost the DNC a lot in postage.  

Well, SSmith has an even better idea:  start sending the DNC and AARP your phone books. 

You don’t use them anymore, because most likely you just look numbers up online these days.  So, here’s what you do:

(1) Get a box

(2) Put your phone book (and maybe some rocks, too) in the box

(3) Include a note telling the DNC and AARP why you no longer support them

(4) Close the box up

(5) Tape the DNC and AARP’s return envelope to the box

(6) Take it to the Post Office

(7) Enjoy the idea that instead of the DNC or AARP making money off that envelope, you could conceivably cost them a few dollars

Most likely, just like what happened with us, you will soon stop receiving these contribution mailings and will probably go on a crackpot list.  

We’ve been to DNC headquarters a few times and know the sort of people who work there.  We guarantee this will drive them nuts.  Most of them are spoiled, entitled, fresh out of grad school kids who throw tantrums easily and sweat whenever the public rebels in the slightest.  Around Mother’s Day in 2008, Hillary Clinton had a big event in DC and most of us went…on the way, we stopped at the DNC’s HQ to scream and shout about the Caucus and Primary fraud.  All those people working there looked terrified that people had come to protest…and we were a bunch of well-dressed young gay men and middle-aged nicely dressed women, all standing up for Hillary while driving those people nuts.  

One of the best days of our lives, seriously.  

You, too, can take part in screwing with these people by mailing them your phone book (and maybe some rocks from your yard).  

“Hey, you keep asking me for donations and I keep telling you that I stopped supporting the DNC after what you guys did to Hillary Clinton on May 31st, 2008 at the Rules & Bylaws Committee Meeting.  You asked me for a donation, but instead I thought you could use a Schaumburg phone book instead.  Hope you like the rocks, too.  They match the ones you have in your skull.  Hope! Change!”

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UPDATE:  Another good idea is to save up any religious, hunting, NASCAR, or other such catalogs you receive and send those to the DNC and AARP too.  We’re sure they’ll love them and be so grateful they got them “in lieu of a donation”.  

“Sure hope these religious catalogs help your cause.  I know you will find a good use for them.  Please send me more of your pre-paid donation envelopes as a thank you for my contribution.  I await more opportunities to help you in this way.”