Archive for December, 2009
Happy New Year from Senator Hottie McAwesome
We are now officially obsessed with electing Hottie McAwesome the next Senator from Massachusetts.
What karmic justice there is, too, in sending a Cosmo centerfold, objectified by so many women through the years, to fill the seat of deceased murderer and womanizer Ted Kennedy?
On January 2nd, we will start phone banking for Scott Brown every single day. We hate phone banking. We have only done this in the past for Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin. We are going to do it every day from January 2nd – January 19th for Scott Brown. We will try our level best not to call him Hottie McAwesome to voters on the phone, but can’t make any promises. He is what he is. We are who we are. Great Merciful Zeus, that dude’s a dreamboat.
And he’s also, as we keep saying, our only living hope to stop the destruction of our economy with the idiot-drafted, moron-approved Healthcare Rationing bill headed towards impact unless Democrats lose one vote in the Senate and open this up to filibuster.
Great Merciful Zeus, that Ayla Brown can sing. Help her become a Senator's daughter.
We listen to a version of the Star Spangled Banner every morning here at Buzzquarters. Lately, it’s been the version of the GLEE cast singing during the World Series, and before that, for years, it was Whitney Houston at the Super Bowl during the Gulf War (partly because it was, for many years, the best version of the song we knew of, and partly because Houston once bought one of us a cinnamon pretzel in Cleveland. We loves us some Whitney. And, apparently, cinnamon pretzles).
But, just listen to that Ayla Brown sing.
Great Merciful Zeus that’s a great song!
How awesome would it be to make her stone cold fox dad the next Senator from Massachusetts, and put a decent family in “the Kennedy seat” for the first time in something like 60 years?
For those of you who keep asking this, yes, we like Martha Coakley. We remain Coakley supporters. Up until Christmas week we wanted Coakley to win this race, but the behavior of the 60 Democrats in the Senate now convinced us that a Democrat must not be allowed to win the Massachusetts Senate race. This is nothing against Coakley. We would never in our lives say a bad word about her, because she stood by Hillary Clinton through thick and thin in 2008, and we will never ever forget that. We will never say a bad word about ANYONE who stands with the Clintons. However, as much as we love the Clintons, we love America more. If it’s a choice between being Clinton loyalists and being Americans, we choose America, eight days a week.
That means we have the awkward sitation that exists today, where we cannot support Martha Coakley for the Senate, as much as we want to see a Clinton Dem and a woman take that seat. Coakley is on record saying she will vote however the DNC tells her to vote. We believe the Nelson Healthcare Rationing Bill to Benefit Nebraska that’s being shoved through the Senate currently is unconstitutional and will destroy our nation’s economy. We are doing everything we can to stop this destructive piece of legislation, which was cobbled together in secret and tainted with every bribe and whore’s bargain imaginable, from becoming law.
Martha Coakley would be a vote to ram this through.
Scott Brown will be the deciding vote to stop this disaster from happening.
We would, thus, side against ANYONE who would vote yes on Nelson’s Healthcare Rationing Bill to Benefit Nebraska.
Scott Brown, Ayla’s dad, needs to win to save this country.
He is, at the moment, our only hope.
PLEASE support Scott Brown!
ACTION ITEM: Do unto Ben Nelson what Dan Savage did unto Rick Santorum
The Whore of the Senate, who turned every Nebraskan into an abortion-funding welfare queen
The people of Nebraska should be ashamed of themselves. Every man, woman, cat, dog, drag queen, mime, scarecrow, idiot, or savant. All of ‘em.
We’re ashamed of Nebraskans — for not taking to the streets to protest the behavior of their corrupt and revolting Senator, Ben Nelson, “The Whore of the Senate”. We live in Illinois, a state where corruption is so rampant, Rod Blagojevich is considered a weird form of hero for being so open and upfront about his antics as to provide a form of public entertainment. Currently, the mob’s banker, Alexi Giannoulias, is on track to become our next Senator, as Republicans are intent on running fatally-flawed liar and Cap & Tax enthusiast Mark Kirk as their nominee. THE MOB’S BANKER WILL BE THE NEXT SENATOR FROM ILLINOIS, and Giannoulias STILL wouldn’t be the most corrupt and revolting person in the Senate, as that dubious “honor” (or “horror”) is eternally reserved to the loathsome pig that is Nebraska’s own Ben Nelson.
People of Nebraska, we are speaking to you directly: have you no shame?
Are your lazy butts so comfy and coazy in your couches that you cannot leave your homes, for once in your lazy lives, and organize protests over the travesty your Senator has committed? There should be a massive public outcry in every city and town in Nebraska over what Ben Nelson did, how he sold himself for money, how he engineered a scheme where Nebraskans will fund abortions in other states so other states would cover Nebraska’s Medicaid increases FOREVER.
Hey Nebraskans, how does it feel to be welfare queens?
Because that’s what Ben Nelson made you. The other 49 states now need to carry the weight for you lazy bums; while we work hard and are taxed into oblivion, your welfare rumps get to nestle on those couches, free from paying your fair share — and instead of what little you’ll be sending to Washington covering your own Medicaid increases, you’ll be picking up the tab for abortions coast to coast. Thanks to Ben Nelson. The Whore of the Senate.
In the mid-2000s sometime, radio host Dan Savage launched a full-frontal assault on the vile Rick Santorum. Google the word “Santorum” to witness the fruits his efforts bore. Savage set out to create a new word, “santorum”, to describe a vulgar sexual byproduct for which there previously had been no known term. He invented this word like The Simpsons’ adding “cromulent” and “embiggen” to our vocabularies. He directed his listeners to Google-bomb it, post it repeatedly across the web, and use it as much as possible in conversation until it stuck. Rick Santorum will never in a hundred lifetimes be able to disassociate himself with “santorum”; his reputation is forever sullied by Savage’s action.
Ben Nelson and Nebraska are worthy of this treatment.
Nelson, for what he did.
Nebraskans, for what they HAVEN’T done.
Nebraskans need to rise up and demand Ben Nelson resigns his post and steps down as Senator. He went too far, shamed himself too much, and has proved himself unfit to serve in the United States Senate. Nelson abandoned every principle he claimed he stood for and turned the people of Nebraska, down to the last drag queen and mime, into parasitic abortion-funding welfare queens living off the hard work of other states.
There should be massive protests at every one of Nelson’s offices. There should be mass demonstrations in the heart of every major city and town. There should be pressure put on every lawyer in the state to investigate Nelson for any possible criminal charge that could be leveled against him to forcibly remove him from office. It should become a second job each day for every Nebraskan to spend 8 hours a day looking for ways to remove him as their Senator.
If Ben Nelson had any honor as a man, or as a Nebraskan, he would resign his Senate seat so the Governor could appoint a Republican in his place. The only way Nelson can remotely redeem himself is for him to leave office and deprive Harry Reid of the critical 60th vote he needs to ram unconstitutional whore’s bargains through the Senate like the “Nelson Healthcare Rationing Bill”, which is what we are going to start calling that shameful, un-American, illegal monstrosity.
Whatever is currently named after Ben Nelson needs to be renamed for someone who is not a whore and does not make Nebraskans welfare queens.
Any brothels, pig waste treatement plants, open sewers, or VD clinics currently without names need to be renamed after Ben Nelson.
Photoshops of Ben Nelson, jokerized, whore-ified, need to fill the first 16 pages of Google image searches. The first 16 pages of Google searches for “Ben Nelson” need to be filled with articles about what a loathsome and cheap whore he is, and how disgusted Nebraskans are with him — how they rose up and drove this shameful, vile, porcine “man” from office and ran him and his family out of that state with a good old-fashioned tarring and feathering.
Ben Nelson is a national disgrace.
Nebraska is a national disgrace.
Nothing on Earth is going to change the former, but Nebraskans have an opportunity to correct the latter — unless they really ARE a bunch of lazy welfare queens thrilled to fund abortions coast to coast in exchange for not ever having to pay their fair share of anything.
What say you, Nebraska? How long is it going to take for you to force Ben Nelson to resign?
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UPDATE: Someone just emailed to ask us why we think Rick Santorum is so vile. Surprisingly enough, it’s not the homophobic things he’s said and done that bother us. It’s the scam he pulled with his children’s education and his Pennsylvania residency requirements. We are still so angry over this we could scream. It’s hard to talk about it without tossing out expletives.
Essentially, Santorum stole thousands of dollars from the state of Pennsylvania, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars.
(1) He kept an empty house in Pennsylvania which he used to claim residency. The house had never been lived in, had no furniture in it, and neighbors testified they never saw a single person come and go from the property. News crews peaked in windows and saw room after empty room. Santorum lived 100% of the year in Washington, DC. But, to keep his elected office and for tax purposes, he pretended he lived in Pennsylvania. That’s appalling.
(2) What’s WORSE is that he demanded the state of Pennyslvania pay for his children’s private education in Washington, DC. Santorum, a wealthy man, DEMANDED the taxpayers of Pennsylvania fork over tens of thousands of dollars so the Santorum children could live full time in DC and receive a posh education with lavish perks, since Santorum argued his job kept them from attending public school in Pennsylvania, and he wanted taxpayers to pay for their educations since he could not send them to school for free in PA.
Whenever anyone wealthy attempts to cheat the system like this, we’re disgusted. Whether Santorum legally has a right to make taxpayers pay for his children’s private education or not, he shouldn’t have done that. He should have lived in the house he claimed to live in, and should have been happy to count his blessings and pay to educate his children in Washington, since that’s where he CHOSE to live.
We understand Republicans are so misguided they believe attacking gays is the way to win some races. We think they’re stupid to do that, because homophobia is hate that’s on the losing side of history. Gays aren’t going anywhere, no more than blacks are, Jews are, or any other minority group. Santorum can earn his place in history beside Strom Thurmond if he wants to, as one of the most repulsive and hateful men to ever serve in the Senate — but he earned OUR contempt for the residency and taxpayer fraud scam he committed with his children’s education.
That’s one of the most vile schemes any elected official’s ever pulled that we know of.
We remain perpetually disgusted by it.
Question of the Day: What are your predictions for 2010?
What are your predictions for 2010?
We’ll have ours up by morning, but wanted to start this thread now for those of you who want to speculate through the night.
To give this some direction, here are five points we’d love to have you cover, giving your thought on each:
(1) How low do you think Dr. Utopia’s approval rating will go in 2010?
(2) Do you think any Cabinet members will resign and be replaced in 2010?
(3) How bad will the 2010 elections be for Democrats? Be specific as to which Senate seats you think they will lose, and how big a loss will it be in the House and the Governorships.
(4) Do you think there will be a major terrorist attack in 2010?
(5) How will unemployment fair in 2010?
Anything else you think merits placement as a question, submit it and we’ll build on this list.
What think you?
LAST CHANCE TO HELP: Support a great site for "Grande Conservative Blogresse" of the year:
UPDATE: As of 12/31/09, Cynthia is in fourth place, trailing Michelle Malkin by about 350 votes. Can you please vote for Cynthia to make up that distance and put her in third place in this poll. Coming in right in front of Michelle Malkin would be a big win for Cynthia, as Michelle’s an internationally known author. Cynthia is a good friend, so we would like to see her make the top three in this poll so that she gains more credibility and hopefully reaches a large audience. You have the power to help launch a new voice out there, who reflects our perspective as well and has been a great ally in the resistance to the Utopias and the Liberal-Socialist Party’s takeover of America. PLEASE VOTE FOR HER — and please ask your friends to vote too. We have just one more day to make a difference…only until 12 noon on 12/31/09. Thanks!
UPDATE: As of 12/30/09, Cynthia is in fourth place, and needs about 400 votes to reach 3rd place over Michelle Malkin. It would be nice to see Cynthia make it to at least #3. We don’t think we could get her to #2 or #1, but maybe if we all voted today and tomorrow, we might surprise ourselves. We think we could, honeslty, get her to third place. If just a fraction of you reading this voted for her, it would happen.
UPDATE: As of 12/29/09, Cynthia is currently in fifth place. We’d like to see her at least make the Top Three, so please vote for her and make that happen. All the people in contention are good, from what we understand, but Cynthia is the only one we read daily and the only writer we know, so we would like to see her at least place in this contest. Can you vote for her again today?
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We’d appreciate it immensely if you’d support our friend Cynthia Yockey at www.AConservativeLesbian.com as she competes for “Grande Conservative Blogresse” of the year.
Yockey is one of our Must-Reads of the day, as she forever has an interesting spin on things — with great analytical insight. She’s a wonderful person too, and has always been a great friend to us.
If you have a moment, we know she would appreciate it if you’d click on this link and vote for her: Vote for Cynthia Yockey
We think it would be fun if someone we know and like won “Grande Conservative Blogresse”. She works really hard, writes very well, and certainly deserves it.
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UPDATE: For some reason, GayPatriot’s site does something weird where the poll page appears and disappears, causing the links to break. If you go to the page, and there is no poll, just go to the home page on GayPatriot and it will be there. It looks like they keep bumping the thread up not realizing when they do that they kill all the things that are attached to it.
New Year's Eve Open Thread: December 31st, 2009
Well, folks, here it is, the last hurrah of 2009, and the decade itself. That means hot guys singing Auld Lang Syne. No need to thank us — just be excellent to one another in the new year. As you most definitely should be.
We don’t know how much we’ll be able to be in front of the computer today, but have a few things we’ll get up here and there. Today, we’re going to do some volunteer work in our friend Lionel’s name to close the year out on a high note, and spread a little New Year’s cheer to people who are too sick to party hardy here in Boystown. We’ll be passing out some Hillary and Sarah Christmas tree ornaments, too, because we’ve been making them like crazy now that all the bulbs are on sale post-Christmas. Some of these people won’t like getting the Sarah Palin ornaments in Boystown, but oh well. Those will just have to be snuck onto various trees here and there, so they can wonder where they came from when they take their trees down on after Epiphany Day.
Please use this thread to talk about what you’d like in terms of 2009. Though this might disappoint many of you, we do not want to look back and do a rehash of everything that happened this year. It was just too, too rough for us to handle. This was a year of great loss, with many friends lost to illness — a year when all of us here were tested to the very core by challenges we never expected. Thankfully, we’re still here, battered and worn, with a few more wrinkles and gray hair, but with a solid determination to make 2010 much, much better than its predecessor.
Tonight, we’ll be at Sidetrack’s New Year’s party, rocking out, having a few much deserved (we think) Pilsners, appreciating our wonderful little world here in Boystown, wishing you a great New Year’s wherever you live, and wondering how we hit the ground running tomorrow, January 1st, 2010, to begin the long, hard push to put Sarah Palin in the White House and Dr. Utopia (and his fashion icon wife) in much-deserved exile in Hawaii starting January 21st, 2013.
It’s our great hope you and your families can also put a brutal year behind you, and make a great new start in 2010.
Please think about commenting here more or emailing us to let us know what you think and give us any tips you think we need — we really love hearing from you, and hope in 2010 we can engage more and see about laying the foundations to become a louder voice in the resistance to Dr. Utopia’s particular brand of Kool-Aid socialism…as well as become a driving force for the nascent Palin presidential campaign as soon as the Governor announces her entry into the race…which some are speculating won’t be until February 6th, 2011, perhaps in Tampico, Illinois.
That would be worth a drive down from Boystown to be there, for sure…and something wonderful to look forward to as we start a new year, and the countdown to retaking our country from the Liberal-Socialists who are currently driving it into the ground.
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Here’s another Chicago Male update for those of you wondering how the salon’s doing after their episode aired on Tabatha’s Salon Takeover. Yesterday, we visited the salon and thought it was hiliarous Richard, working reception, was wearing the very same red and green PeeWee Herman outfit (little vest, red bowtie, green and red jacket) he wore on the show. ”I did it so people recognize me, ’cause I wore it on the show. I want them to recognize me,” he said, quickly waiving to people walking passed. “I’m famous now”. It was really very sweet, actually. He is one drag queen loving every last second of his fifteen minutes — and he’s got a good, good heart so we had to laugh and be so happy for him.
The salon, however, still is not busy. They’re getting a lot of phone calls, and a lot of crazy people have been stopping by because they are fascinated with the place being on TV (“Ooooh, it’s real! I didn’t think it was real!”, is what some of them say, mouths agape, like they thought it was all just a cartoon or something, not grasping the point of “reality TV”).
The most ridiculous thing revolves around, of course, junior stylist Drew, whom Tabatha called a “crybaby cries a lot” on the show. Immediately after the episode aired, Drew stormed out of the Watch Party and headed down Halsted to SPIN nightclub, which was deserted on a Tuesday. There, he moped at the bar, while various people came up to him and tried to comfort him, saying “it wasn’t that bad” and “you didn’t look like THAT much of a baby, honest”. Once again, this was really sweet because while everyone in Boystown can indeed be catty, and it’s one hell of a competitive place, let us assure you, when anything bad happens the ratio of hugs to moping is astronomically high. Boystown is a remarkably caring place. People will totally laugh at you for wearing last year’s haircut or the previous week’s “it” accesory, but is anything really bad happens to you, or you’re embarrassed on television, the whole neighborhood will rally around you like nobody’s business. ESPECIALLY the drag queens, who, let us once again assure you, are the people you always want on your side in a fight.
Well, Drew was apparently being a super-pouty baby at SPIN, but people who saw him say he was pretty much just milking the free drinks. And then he’d refuse to sign autographs, saying he was “too tired”, being all dramatic and Margot Channing about it, the diva. ”Everyone wants a piece of me, but there won’t be any Drew left,” he said, little crocodile tear erupting right on cue.
Of all the guys in Boystown who’ve ended up on reality shows, like Dale from Top Chef and Ronnie from Make Me A Supermodel, Drew is probably the most unintentionally hilarious. Those other ones were on actual multi-episode shows, whereas Drew just had this one-off, but Drew’s the one who acts like he’s the biggest thing on TV at the moment.
What’s hilarious is that Chicago is a major city, but so little in the reality world is filmed here that people get excited about being on TV the same as they would if this was Mineral City, Ohio or Tampico, Illinois. Boystown itself is like a little village removed from the city itself, it’s own little world, but with a great big heart.
It’s shocking, in a way, that more shows AREN’T set here, because it’s so colorful and lively and we have so many endearing crybabies-cry-alots.
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How they spend New Year’s Eve in Key West. Kind of wish we had something like this in Boystown. With that kind of weather, too. We’ve already got the little bowties and Chippendales cuffs number. But that’s a story for another day, folks.
Rush Limbaugh, it is not your time. You have much more work to do, sir. Our thoughts and prayers for your speedy recovery.
One of the most bizarre things that’s happened to us in the last two years were the occasions when Rush Limbaugh read things we wrote on the air and called us “those HillBuzz babes in Chicago”.
One of our friends was driving in her car, listening to him live on the radio, and had to pull over, because she couldn’t believe her ears. Being lifelong moderate Democrats, people who DESPISED Limbaugh in high school, college, and most of our adulthood, our friend realized at that moment how surreal things had become, with worlds colliding left and right. “Dear God in Heaven, Rush Limbaugh’s reading you. You’re saying things Rush Limbaugh likes. You and Rush Limbaugh are on the same page. Rush Limbaugh thinks you are women. Somewhere, cats are chasing dogs, rain’s falling up, and Loni Anderson’s going to win an Oscar”.
We’ve been repeatedly teased about the “HillBuzz Babes” remark — which is still, to this day, hilarious to us. We have no idea if Rush did that on purpose, or if he just assumed Hillary Dems in Chicago were all women, but it’s still so funny.
We don’t listen to Rush’s show, and didn’t catch when Dennis Miller was talking about us last month either, but enjoy when those of you that do listen to conservative radio tell us what’s up. The one good thing that’s come of The Golden Age of Hope and Change is that it’s proved people who don’t agree on anything, but love this country, can indeed fight the good fight on the same side.
We will say this to you now, so we are clear, because we want this to be as forceful as possible: we believe Rush Limbaugh is crucial to stopping socialism from destroying this country. He is an American hero. No, we don’t like things he’s said about the Clintons in the past. No, we don’t agree with him on everything. But, we know he loves this country. He does not want to see this country destroyed. He is a powerful voice we are counting on to help lead the resistance movement for the next two years so that Dr. Utopia can be driven from the White House and Liberals can be exorcised from Congress.
We. Need. Rush. Limbaugh.
We need him healthy. We need him fired up. We need him loud, uncensored, and outspoken. We need him on the air 24/7, inspiring millions to speak out themselves and never, ever back down in the face of Liberal threats or intimidation.
Rush, if you ever read this, your “Babes” here in Boystown are asking everyone we know to send positive energy your way and pray, wish, and hope for your speedy recovery. When we disagree with you, you remain a worthy opponent. When America itself is threatened and our liberties and freedoms are assaulted by the current Administration and its runaway Liberal Congress, you are a much-needed ally.
You are critical to the resistance.
It is not your time to go.
You have a lot more work to do, sir, and so your “babes” in Chicago wish you speedy recovery to do that.
