Jewish people we talked to during the 2008 campaign repeatedly told us that Jews, by and large, were “liberals before they are Jewish”.  Meaning, they would vote for Dr. Utopia despite his cold shoulder to Israel, and would vote against keeping Israel safe and maintaining its pre-eminence as our #1 ally, because Jews love wearing the giant “I’m a liberal!” buttons on their coats. Dr. Utopia is the most liberal president this nation has ever seen, and most likely will ever see.  And he has been nothing short of monstrous to Israel and Jews in America.  

Not that they have any room to complain about him, because they voted for him in droves and now must wrestle with the cunundrum if it really is best to be “liberal first, Israel last” after all. 

While, honestly, we don’t follow the celebrations of holidays other than Christmas, Halloween, Easter, and the patriotic holidays like Fourth of July, Memorial Day, Veterans Day, etc., we sure can remember Dr. Utopia getting all excited for Ramalamadan, and Kadingadadingdong, and the other Islamic holidays that have come and gone while he’s been in office.  He went out of his way to lecture to Americans how important the holidays of those who have been actively trying to kill Americans are, and how we all need to be humbled and awestruck by the awesomeness that is women-oppressing and gay-bashing Islam.  

We take a big “Hell no” to that garbage, thank you.  

Islam to us is no more a valid religion than is Scientology.  Both pretend to be religions.  Both have sacred texts.  Both are run by crazy people with their own agendas who use their followers to strike out at enemies and achieve their nefarious aims.  Tom Cruise might not be strapping bombs to himself in the name of Emperor Xenu, but did anyone see Lions for Lambs?  That was a sink bomb if ever there was one.  

Scientology is a pyramid scheme designed to strip Hollywood’s wealthy from their money.  

Islam is a global terrorist organization using the cover of religion to thrive where otherwise reasonable people would see  it for what it is and not allow it to operate freely.  Liberalism is the handmaiden of Islam, because without political correctness and multicultural dithering Islam would not be able to recruit, train, and direct terrorist activity in the US and Western Europe.  

We think it’s disgusting the White House is gutting the annual Hannakhah party — claiming they are trying to save money.  

Really?

NOW these people want to save money. 

Almost every Wednesday the current First Lady has a big music party where people like Stevie Wonder, Beyonce, and all sorts of rappers and hippity hoppers come to the White House to perform for her, where she dresses up in another tragic “outfit” People magazine’s then told to call “the most beautiful thing any of us have ever seen”.  How much do those parties cost?  

How much did it cost the current First Lady to fly to Copenhagen with Oprah Winfrey to embarrass themselves and ruin Chicago’s shot of making even the last round of Olympics’ city selection?  That was in the millions, not counting Dr. Utopia’s SEPARATE flight over there. 

But, these fools can’t hold a normal Hannakhah event?  

Why not eliminate the Muslim celebrations in the White House, at least for the duration in which Muslims are still trying to kill Americans.  Take the savings from canceling those two-minute-hates and use that money to host a normal Hannakhah fete, like every year.  Hell, if the most spendthrift administration in history has suddenly decided to coupon clip, just ask all the guests to make it a potluck.  Ask Jewish businesses to donate food, drink, decorations, and entertainment for the night.  We’re sure they would be happy to comply.  

We’re also positive Jews will excuse this latest snub away, as they’ve excused all of this president’s slights against Israel already.  

“But, he is so liberal.  He must be wonderful.  We love being liberals so we love him,” the Jews keep saying.  

They won’t wake up until Dr. Utopia’s out of office, and the next president restores things to how they used to be.  At which point, Jewish voters will gripe and moan about how terrible Dr. Utopia really was and how piss-poor he treated them.  

For the moment, though, they’re still too happy being liberals before Jews to care about Hannakhah or anything else. 

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PS:  Some of you need to work on your reading comprehension before you send us hate mail. Read the first sentence in the piece above, PC police.  The Jewish people we know and frequently spoke to during the 2008 campaign are the ones who gave us the “Jews are liberal before they are Jewish” line.  We got a nasty email from someone with poor reading skills who went on about how we “can’t say all Jews feel this”.  We didn’t.  We’re talking about the Jews we know and speak to and what they told us. 

We are not a scientific survey of the opinons of everyone on the planet.  We are a bunch of gay guys in Boystown who tell it like we see it here in Chicago, and talk anecdotally about what we observe, hear, and know in our own lives.  If you don’t agree with what we say, that’s great.  Tell us how you think we are wrong.  But be able to read a few paragraphs first and grasp their meaning — and don’t namecall.  Go over to Daily Kos for that garbage, because we won’t tolerate it.  And once you do it, don’t complain that you were banned.  It’s as simple as that. 

The danger of the PC police is that they are very quick to jump on anything that’s said, and very quick to whip out a big stick that says “You can’t generalize!” all over it.  They seem to believe that if you can find one Jewish person who is not liberal, then you should never be able to use the “Jews are liberals first before they are Jewish” line.  That’s totally false.  We got that line from Jews themselves who see this idiocy being committed by Jews who voted against their own best interests to cast ballots for Dr. Utopia.  We see this here in Boystown, with the LGBTQ community, of which we are a part and have more basis for anecdotal conversation.  Gays vote against their own best interests and pull the default Dem lever all the time, because they would rather be called Liberals than vote anything but Democrat…no matter who is running or what their policies are.  

It’s true. 

Being PC police and pretending it’s not is dangerous. 

It’s time this poltically correct crap gets kicked to the curve.  We won’t tolerate it around here.  If you want to pull that stuff, Daily Kos would be happy to have you.  Ft. Hood happened because of the PC police.  How much longer will America as a whole tolerate this “You can’t say that!” garbage?

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