Archive for November 15th, 2009
THIS APOCALPSE IS RAAACIST! 2012 Movie Review by Patricia Melton and the Mineral City Coffee Club
Dear HillBuzz,
My name is Patricia Melton (but you can just call me Pattymelt, as that’s the handle I use on these Internets, but ironically enough a sandwich I think is gross. Too gooey) and I am the president-for-life of the Mineral City Coffee Club, the foremost coffee club in all of central Ohio and most of Pennsylvania, come to think of it. I am married to Earl, a man obsessed with model trains who spends most of his time in the basement hiding things of mine that he’s broken and unconvincingly tried to fix without me knowing (and half the time, getting more Krazy Glue on himself than he does on the ceramic cat mug or whatever he’s broken in the last hour). I’m mother to a wonderful gay son named Robby who lives in Chicago, and who has a coffee club of his own (but instead they drink Pilsners in Boystown and write about it on the Internets) and protectress of a whole host of cat-babies, too adorable to count (because if I ever kept track of the number of them, my husband Earl would get jealous and want more rabbits of his own, and I don’t want any more rabbits in the house, in the barn, in the basement, or in Earl’s sock drawer, which he considers “like an embassy” in that it’s his territory so he thinks my rules don’t apply there (but they do anyway, don’t test me). So, I tell him we’ve just got the three cats: a black one, a white one, and a tabby. When he sees two or three of any color in the room at the same time, I just convince him he needs his eyeglasses checked again, or that the cats are moving really fast (Works like a charm!). I also have a daughter who lives in New York, but the less said about her the better.
My son Robby asked me to review the new movie 2012 for you, because he says I’m good at talking about things that are terrible (have I mentioned my daughter, Ann-Louise, the cautionary tale and constant source of disappointment? Speaking of terrible things, what about my mortal nemesis, Ann Millar, who has been trying to usurp me as Coffee Club President for going on fifteen years now? Get your own damn club, ANN, because if it meets in my kitchen and everyone sits on my chairs I GET TO BE PRESIDENT and there’s nothing you can do about it.).
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Obama's personal nightmare: Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin sitting down in a room together, ostensibly to have coffee, most likely to plot against him
We’ve had coffee with Hillary Clinton before — in a room with few people in it, no media, where she can be herself and say whatever she wants to say. The woman is funny, sharp, self-depreciating, REAL, honest, charming, and astute. Some of you out there wonder why we’ll support her to our dying days without question. You ask why we’re so loyal to her. You wonder why we’re so determined to make sure what was done to her is NEVER done to another woman again…and that Dr. Utopia does not do again in the Caucuses and Primaries next year what he did in 2008.
It’s because, first and foremost, Hillary Clinton is a proud and committed AMERICAN. That’s above everything else. The woman loves this country more than anything and wakes up every morning to do whatever she can to help keep it safe, strong, and prosperous.
We’ve seen her up close. We’ve seen her with no makeup, no artiface, no camera crews. We’ve seen the real deal…and the real deal is that she’s one in a million.
And, she really is hilarious when she wants to be. Her humor is dry, sharp, and biting. She’s sarcastic and to the point.
And we are sure they honestly will do this at some point…and it will probably be under the radar and we won’t hear about it until long after it’s happened, but it will happen.
Clinton people support the Palins. Palin people support the Clintons. Both sides do not agree on everything, but we all clearly have common experiences sustaining attack after attack from the Left in the name of Dr. Utopia.
Can you not understand how a bond would naturally develop there?
Just imagine how nervous the egomaniac in the White House would be if Clinton and Palin were really in a room together, with no administration spies, and the two of them could talk frankly.
We believe if Palin really is serious about running for president this will indeed happen. Clinton would help her, if she doesn’t intend to go for the 2012 nomination herself (and primary Dr. Utopia). If Dr. Utopia’s a one term president, Clinton is redeemed and the DNC will regret backing the loser in 2008.
Palin supporters need to always be respectful of the Clintons. You don’t need to sing Hillary’s praises, you don’t need to say anything nice about Bill, but you need to refrain from any of the Clinton bashing many in Republican circles autodefault to. It gets you nowhere.
The Clintons love America.
The Palins love America.
Dr. Utopia and his wife love themselves, and all the attention, fame, fortune, and pleasures they are getting now.
It’s as simple as that, folks.
Coffee anyone?
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UPDATE: Here’s the video where Clinton says she’d love to have coffee with Palin. We just love watching Clinton do these things, because she’s having so much fun saying “I’m out of politics!” so she doesn’t have to comment on things she doesn’t want to. It’s a marvelous strategy for someone who is doing her level best to make sure none of the domestic insanity this administration pushes is falling on her. She will walk away from these four years clean as a whistle. For those of you who still keep insisting she would have been better off in the Senate where she’d have to be voting on Utopiacare and Cap & Trade and reckless spending, you need to stop and think about moments like this. She would never have been able to get away with the no comment stuff as a Senator.
Sunday Open Thread: November 15, 2009
What’s on your mind this Sunday? What stories do you think will lead the new week? Where do you think people’s attention will be starting Monday? What are you doing to get off your butt and make something good, ANYTHING good, happen for your country this week? Trust us, that couch won’t get up and float away if you’re not anchoring it down all the time.
Here are the areas of focus we have right now, where we’re trying to learn as much as possible to make a difference:
* How do we collectively stop the current administration from bringing Khalid Sheik Muhammad and other Muslim terrorists to New York City — which we believe will be a national nightmare and major assault on US security interests.
* How do we, collectively, across the partisan aisle, eliminate ACORN as a political tool the current POTUS and the DNC use to commit voter fraud and rig elections?
* How can we all work together to force notorious race-baiter Eric Holder to resign as Attorney General — as the decision he’s made with KSM comes on the heels of his refusal to prosecute Black Panthers for voter intimidation last year, his refusal to pursue corrruption charges against White House ally Bill Richardson in Nevada, and his decision to persecute CIA and the US military for their efforts to keep America safe — all the while doing everything he can to set terrorists free. Eric Holder has got to step down. Worst. Attorney. General. Ever.
* What can we all do, every day, to make sure we are ready to prevent fraud in the Iowa Caucus in 2012? PLEASE take this seriously. A massive effort was launched on Dr. Utopia’s behalf from Chicago to game the Iowa Caucus. A good portion of Chicago rolled across the Illinois border to vote in Dubuque, Waterloo, Des Moines,you name it to ensure Dr. Utopia won that Caucus in 2008. The caucus centers are chaos hatcheries. Dr. Utopia’s goons, most of whom certainly appeared to be ACORN or SEIU, marched in, took over, and told anyone who wouldn’t stand with him that they were RAAACISTS and needed to prove they weren’t RAAACISTS by voting “for the first black president”. These people bullied older voters not to stand with Hillary Clinton, or just tried to send anyone over the age of 60 to fictitious caucus sites across town, claiming these people were in the wrong place. It was a systematic grab of the Caucus by the Utopia campaign. Republicans don’t see the danger in 2012 because they didn’t pay any attention to 2008 and the Democrats’ primaries. What is happening now is that David Axelrod is focusing on selecting Dr. Utopia’s Republican opponent for 2012. Rahm Emanuel is running the show for the current administration’s political and social agenda. Axelrod is focused on that second term. Axelrod wants Dr. Utopia to run against a beatable Republican like Romney, Crist, Huckabee, Huntsman, or Pawlenty. They are going to do everything in their power to stop Sarah Palin from getting the nomination. Democrats will vote in droves in the Republican primaries and caucuses to select the opponent they want to run against. YOU MUST STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING. To do that, you need to start talking about this now because it will take the next three years to secure the nomination process and prevent Axelrod from gaming it.
Trust us on this.
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The other thing on our minds today is the reaction, and in some cases furor, that’s erupted since we offered our sincere thanks to George and Laura Bush for their basic human decency this last week. While we’ve gotten thousands of comments here on this site and emails from people out there who support our thanks to the former President, we’ve gotten some of the vilest and most chilling hate mail we’ve ever received over this post.
During the 2008 primaries, Dr. Utopia’s supporters threw rocks through one of our windows that had Hillary for President posters in them. The rocks, of course, had “Obama ’08″ stickers on them. When we wore our Hillary buttons out, which was every day from February 2007 through June 7, 2008, Dr. Utopia’s “Hope and Change Gang” spat at us, called us RAAACISTS for not supporting him, pushed us, and tried to rip the buttons off our coats.
In the General Election, when we became DeMcCrats for McCain, the Left ratcheted up the hatred for us. Now, Dr. Utopia’s supporters started throwing punches. In Boystown, we almost got punched in the face in line waiting to get into Sidetracks a few times because Dr. Utopia’s followers didn’t like that we had on McCain tee shirts. Just before the election last year, we actually got punched in the face and attacked when we were crossing the street, minding our own business, and overheard a group of Dr. Utopia supporters making fun of Sarah Palin, calling her baby Trig “a retarded troll”, and using every vile, misogynistic pejorative they love to toss casually out at women against Palin (a woman, in truth, they knew nothing about…except that the Utopia campaign wanted her destroyed). They engaged us and said, “Yah, don’t you just hate her…don’t you just think that bitch should be raped and her baby should be dumped in the river” and more vile things than we can recount. We stood up for Palin, asked them how talk like this fits into the whole Hope and Change agenda, and received a punch to the face for it.
We’ve continued to take lumps from the Left ever since. Our friends repeatedly tell us to stop speaking out against Dr. Utopia because we live in Chicago and so many of his thugs are here. They tell us to stop going after ACORN, to stop telling people the SEIU should be disbanded, to stop exposing the fraud and corruption in this City, to stop speaking out about Utopia-sponsored waste like the 2016 Olympics bid, etc. By doing all of this, we have lost a lot of work, especially freelance jobs for the City. Many people who used to employ us for various projects will no longer return our calls, because they are Obots and don’t want to do business with people who aren’t drinking the Kool-Aid. This has caused great changes to our lifestyle and forced us to live and work on much reduced budgets, with far fewer friends in Chicago than we had in 2007 before any of the primaries and the general election.
So. Be. It.
The hatred spewed at us for merely thanking George W. Bush and his wife Laura for being good Americans proves to us how mentally ill the Leftists really are. We’re half-tempted to start publishing the emails we’re getting that tell us that people hope we get AIDS for supporting anyone but Dr. Utopia. AIDS. They hope we get AIDS.
When you want to push a gay man’s buttons, there are three levels of hate you can toss at him to unhinge the guy (trust us on this):
(1) Tell him he’s losing his hair (especially if he’s not)
(2) Tell him he’s fat (especially if he’s not)
(3) Tell him he looks sick, or that you hope he’s got AIDS (which will, in many cases, cause the guy to be sick to his stomach with worry for the next six months)
No matter how toughened you are, especially after enduring relentless hate mail, rocks through windows, and punches to the face for the last two years from these lunatics, on some level the fresh “Two Minute Hate” against us does have an impact. It’s sure as hell not going to make us suddenly support our current fey, apologetic, socialist president. It’s certainly not going to bring us over to the Left. If anything, this garbage just forces us further away from the Democrat Party, which is unrecognizable to us at this point, and is truly a hate-fueled-socialism-engine completely taken over by the radical Left.
You said something nice about a former President…so we hope you get AIDS, faggots.
Do you see what they do here? They have an automatic attack word prepped for whomever they want to go after. If it’s women, they’ll call them c**** or bitches or whores. If it’s gay men who aren’t falling in line, the words faggot and sissy are lobbed readily, followed by hopes they’ll get AIDS and die. If it’s someone white who is not blindly following White House directives, well that person is a RAAACIST.
It is the same damn thing every time with the Left.
And you know what? We’ve gotten hate mail from Republicans in the past. Do you know what’s interesting? Republicans, and people in the religious Right, have never, NOT ONCE, told us they wished we’d get AIDS. NOT ONCE. They’ve disagreed with us. They’ve told us we are bad people for not agreeing with them. They’ve intelligently taken apart whatever we’ve said, point by point, line by line, to correct us as they saw fit. But they’ve never wished death on us. They’ve never even name-called us. They may have quoted Scripture and said how much they “disagreed with our lifestyles”, but they didn’t even tell us we were going to Hell, Fred Phelps-styled. At worst, the really religious people — the ones the LGBTQ community paints as such terrible hate mongers out to get all of us in Boystown — just say things like “We hope you repent before you are Judged by the Creator” and things like that.
It is night and day when compared to what the Left dishes out.
And it is startling to see that.
We’re still processing it, as we’re getting a huge uptick in emails and comments here, but it’s worth a full essay of its own in the days ahead. We’re honestly floored by this, and see a silver lining in it that we now have a collection of emperical evidence of what the Left can dish up when they’re on SOMEONE’S marching orders to come after you (with many IP addresses shared amongst multiple posting IDs and email accounts…IPs that originate in Chicago…where, coincidentally we’re sure, the DNC is now headquartered).
Interesting stuff.
We’re not going to change how we think or what we say for anyone.
If we see good in something George Bush or Dick Cheney does, we’re going to thank them for it. If we’d see something good in what Dr. Utopia and his wife do, we’ll thank them for that too. So far, this has not happened. If it does, they will be thanked. We’re sure that will blow minds too, but we’re centrists around here…which means we’re not culture warriors under anyone’s flag but our own, who just want to see America go forwards to strength and prosperity, not be dragged down into socialist malaise with a radical at the helm who still, to this day, refuses to put his damn hand over his heart during the national anthem.
