If you are a regular reader here, you know that we hold perpetual loyalty not only to the people we support politically here on Earth, but the legion of angels we know in ethereal realms beyond all our collective comprehensions.  

While raised Catholic, none of us here are religious by an stretch, truth be told because we’re all gay and after having so much hatred flung at us by “the religious” our entire lives (including to one of us whose church came damn near convincing him to kill himself, since that was preferable to having a crush on Jason Bateman…no joke), we just had enough.  More power to you if you are religiious, and you can do as you please every Sunday morning.  Us — well, we get up on Sundays too early to believe and volunteer to clean the bathrooms of people who have AIDS, that our friend Lionel used to clean as a volunteer before he died this summer from prostate cancer.  

Lionel’s an angel now, with great big wings bigger than an eagle’s, and he’s off doing something else, while we finish what he started here below.  

We don’t have to go to any church to know this (or listen to how terrible we are because our favorite in the Gyllenhaal family is decidedly not Maggie). We might not agree with all of you out there on your dogma, but man alive we sure believe in the power of transcendtal GOODNESS.  That’s largely because we’ve known goodness in its purest form:  people who have little or nothing but give all they have to near-strangers; people like Lionel who work grueling hours all week only to give up their weekends to GO CLEAN SICK PEOPLE’S APARTMENTS (for free!); people who give shelter to people who need it even if they don’t have extra room and are just scraping by themselves.  

There is goodness all around us.  

But, unfortunately, there indeed exists evil, too. 

Alpha and Omega, zenith and nadir, yin and yang ad nausem. 

For us, the people we’ve known and loved in this life pass on and reassemble in a Justice League on the cosmic other side.  Strong, beautiful, sharp, dedicated, they’re rejuvinated in our memory as the best of the best in all that they were when we knew them.  Lionel’s out there, somewhere, still taking care of the sick.  Grandma Erma’s out there too, still traveling the world, doing little things to undermine repressive regimes and embolden their people to rise up against their oppressors.  There are more family dogs running around as well, pushing kids out of the way of speeding cars and waking sleepy realtors up when they leave tea kettles burning on Viking ranges precariously close to burning condos down.  

Our friend Jane, regrettably, is in that Justice League now, too, because of what Muslims did to her eight years ago, when she went to work one day in New York and never came home. 

Jane was a foul-mouthed, hyper competitive, loud, boorish, spitfire of an Asian woman.  She deliberately never learned to speak unaccented, grammatically correct English because, as she said, “Why should I?  I minority.  You give me stuff when I talk like this.  I stay pushy ’cause you all so guilty for dumb s*** I get raises and promotions and I laught at you.  Ha ha ha ha.  You stupid, you liberals”. Jane was a piece of work, let us tell you.  She’d get a new job and would call everyone she knew to laugh at them, because she was making so much money and they were struggling.  But, quietly, if ever you were out and she knew you were looking for work and couldn’t really afford to chip in, she’d somehow manage to pay your share of the check, and would claim “that stupid waiter f****ed it up, so yours is free! Ha ha ha.  They so stupid, so now you win!”.  

Jane was a Hello, Kitty trapped inside an especially toothsome and potty-mouthed sabertooth.

It is a daily, unbearable tragedy she is not here on Earth today…because the stream of expletives she’d unleash upon the current administration in Washington over its decision to bring Khalid Sheik-Muhammad (KSM) to civilian trial in New York City would have honest to goodness peeled the paint off the White House.  There would have been an immediate Secret Service alert issued for Dr. Utopia himself, with burly muscled black-suited men lifting him out of his chair (“Wheeeeee!”) and yanking him down the secret stairs to the protective bunker because Jane would have stormed from New York to Washington on her own steam, as fast as her tiny little legs could have carried her, like a robot sent from the future after one of the Connors.

We honestly, channeling Jane, are so furious at this moment that we can barely think straight.

Of all the terrible, America-hating, foolish, destructive things the current POTUS has done, this really does take the cake.

KSM should be tried in a military tribunal.  And then he should be executed.  Just as this Muslim executed our friend Jane.  ”Sock it to him, you f***ers,” we hear her saying, even now.

Do you remember what the OJ and Michael Jackson trials were like…what circuses they were…because of the black community’s involvement in them?  

Despite the evidence at hand, which we firmly believe should have led to convictions for both men, OJ and MJ successfully revved up the black community to ensure maximum disruption for YEARS while those trials played out.  Los Angeles was an absolute nightmare during OJ’s.  The community where Jackson was tried was completely shut down during his time in court.  And the two of them did everything possible to get as much attention and exposure from their time on those platforms as possible.

Bringing KSM to New York for trial, in a courthouse that will be mere blocks from where Jane died, will be exponentially worse on all scales.  Not only that, but it invites Muslims to pilgrimage to New York City to make the black community’s antics during the OJ and MJ trials looked reserved and professional by comparison.  

New York City is going to be a living Hell for as long as that trial goes on.  

And we GUARANTEE you a lunatic is going to slip through the jury vetting process and will make sure it’s a hung verdict.  OJ and MJ got off, but we hope the Justice League’s at full force on the day a verdict is reached for KSM so that he’s not so lucky.  It would be like New York getting attacked again if this mass-murdering Muslim terrorist is allowed to walk free.

Subjecting New York to all of this is truly the most vile thing Dr. Utopia has done so far.  

All jokes aside, from the bottom of our hearts, in all seriousness, we can actually hear Jane screaming, cursing, and calling out for action on this from the other side today.  This cannot sit unanswered, people. The White House cannot do this to New York — after already terrifying New Yorkers with that Air Farce One joyride a few months ago (that New Yorkers thought was another hijacked jet being chased by Air Force fighters) — and not suffer a political penalty for it.

No decent American can beleive this is a good decision.

Elections have consequences.  

All of you who sat their butts home in 2008 because you didn’t think McCain was Republican enough, or who hated the Clintons so much you wanted to see Hillary lose the nomination, need to own up to what you did in 2008…because look who is president now because of that.  

Hillary Clinton and John McCain would not have allowed this to happen.

Elections have consequences.  

We can’t stop what Dr. Utopia has set in motion for New York, which now must suffer through 5-10 years of anguish with KSM being tried there…increased invitations for terror attacks included.  

But, starting in 2010, we can make sure Dr. Utopia and his allies in Congress and the governorships suffer MIGHTILY for what these out of control Liberal zealots and Muslim apologists are doing.

We lost a good, foul-mouthed, plain-speaking, ball of fire friend on 9/11.  

If you thought we were motivated to bring Dr. Utopia down at the ballot box before…well, you ain’t seen nothing yet, f****ers…as Jane would most indignantly say.