What’s on your mind this Thursday?

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Many thanks for everyone who helped us get into the Bill Clinton events here in Chicago yesterday.  We have a full report in the works, with much behind the scenes tidbits.  It’s a busy day for us this Thursday, so we’ll get the piece up as soon as we can.  We really appreciate all the support and hope we can always be your eyes and ears on the ground here in Chicago for as many interesting things as we can. 

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Also, many thanks and hellos to everyone new who’s found their way here in the last two days.  Every once in a while, a piece we do or a story we tell resonates with a new group of people out there…and we’re happy if something we put together here at Buzzquarters made people think or inspired them in ways we never expected. 

During the campaign this happened, too, when Rush Limbaugh read a piece of ours on the air (and kept calling us “those  Hillary babes at HillBuzz”, even though we are a bunch of 30-something gay guys (Hillary moderates all) in Boystown, Chicago…so we still chuckle about that one, because there are no women writing here). It’s nice when people outside our usual readership stumble upon us – because we hope you see that politics is one thing, and we can be on opposite sides on many small-picture issues, but at the end of the day what’s happening to our country should be paramount to all of us. 

As we keep saying, we should be Americans first, partisans last. 

Conservatives should not automatically dismiss or hate people like us because we’re gay Hillary moderates.  Don’t change who you are to appease moderates…and don’t pander to the LGBTQ community either, beacuse you are never going to win Boystown, people (no matter how good you might look in that Speedo).  Just dial the vocal hate down to zero, advocate low taxes and limited government intrusion into business, and show the LGBTQ community that voting for Moderates and Republicans could actually do much, much more to help gays start and keep their own businesses than voting for socialists ever will.  

If we can be a bridge in things like this…and maybe help the right see not ALL moderate Independents and former Dems are bad…and help our own ranks see that not ALL Republicans are right wing zealots, then we all have a chance of stopping Dr. Utopia from getting that second term the MSM has already crowned him with.  

There are many things we won’t ever agree on, we’re sure.  

But we all seem to want to stop voter fraud. 

We all want to eliminate the domestic terrorist organization and criminal enterprise known as ACORN.

We all want to stop Dr. Utopia’s thugs from gaming the caucuses and primaries in 2012 to pick the opponent he wants to run against. 

We all want to see the Politically Correct police and Liberal Fascism crushed in the next three years.  

And we are all sick and tired of the Race Industry and the antics of race-baiters like Al Sharpton, Eric Holder, Jesse Jackson, Henry Gates, and all the rest who scream RAAACISM! at the drop of the hat for their own personal, opportunistic gain. 

There are a lot of battles to fight, people.  Divided over social issues and the old cultural wars, the Liberals always win.  But, if Clinton Moderates, Independents, Former Dems, and Republicans can come together, we could decimate Liberals for another generation or two, solidifying Dr. Utopia as the new Carter…while paving the way for the first female president in 2012. 

Be she Hillary Clinton…or Sarah Palin.  

As long as we defeat Dr. Utopia, America wins.

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This is completely on tangent, but we stumbled upon a photo of Nancy Reagan having lunch with Mrs. Utopia on June 3rd …which would be right around the five year anniversary of former President Reagan’s death.  We hadn’t realized Mrs. Reagan was in Washington at that time.  

While Mrs. Reagan looks lovely, and we are so happy to see her in the White House again, it’s always a little disappointing to see her in anything other than Nancy Reagan Red.  Just like Barbara Bush Blue, Jackie Kennedy Pink, or Laura Bush Cream.  When we think of Mrs. Reagan and her time in the White House, we think of her in those stunning reds she always wore.  They were so flattering for her, and she looked so good in what she was wearing that she always gave the impression she cared enough about the event and the people around her to take the time to look her very best — while mindful she was ALWAYS representing the people of the United States in all that she did while living in the People’s House. 

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One of these people is dressed lovely...and the other looks like she's twelve feet tall.

Mrs. Utopia needs to learn many lessons from Nancy Reagan and all the women who’ve come before her in the role of FLOTUS.

Like Reagan, she should pick a signature color of her own — or at the very least, limit herself to either a pattern, stripes, or texture at a time, and not a hodge-podge of all three. 

“Scowling” is not a color, no matter how ubiquitous it is for her or how much she would like it to be. 

What we THINK happens in the morning when Mrs. Utopia dresses is that she picks out one piece of “outfit”, her daughters pick out one piece each (in Claire McCaskill style, they “bug her” to wear this or that), and then either an impossibly straight Secret Service agent or a randomly chosen member of the public selects the last piece of “outfit”.  

All of this is done in the dark, everyone blind-folded if not sedated, with the people picking items in separate wings of the building, never allowed to communicate with one another.  

That’s the only explanation we can think of for why the current FLOTUS perpetually wears these mixed-but-not-matched ensembles to once-in-a-lifetime occasions when we, personally, would have strived to look our very best. 

Because, honestly,  YOU ARE HAVING LUNCH WITH NANCY REAGAN.  On the anniversary of her husband’s death. There are just six of your predecessors in the entire world alive today, each one deserving of your respect, especially the ones in their 80s who rarely make appearances in Washington anymore.  

We say this repeatedly here, but the nicest Mrs. Utopia ever looks is in canary yellow, medium-range purple, or leopard print (and the most appropriate and prettiest she has ever looked, sadly, was in her Halloween costume last month…while her normal everyday clothes are what look like sad, rejected costumes).  

If she made any of the above her signature color (or just wore that Catwoman outfit everyday, as it’s the nicest things he owns) and wore her hair nicely like in the photo above, stopped wearing those dowdy pearls (which have looked nice on other FLOTUSES, but look artificial and forced on Mrs. Utopia), and had the instinct to be seated in photos when next to someone who is not only older and shorter, but seated herself, then these little photo ops could be absolutely stunning keepsakes for the current residents of the White House. 

Moments like this are so fleeting and rare…and it’s a shame they’re so Barnum & Bailey costumed when they could be simple and chic with minimal effort. 

Michelle Obama Purple, Michelle Obama Yellow, Michelle Obama Leopard…any of those would be marvelous.  

And, knowing how much this individual loves attention and kudos, perhaps Crayola could even NAME that particular shade after her.  ”I’m now proud of crayons for the first time in my adult life,” she could say, and we’d be thrilled for her as long as she stopped dressing herself like this.