Obama 2008 McCaskill

Here is a rough list of the Democrat Senators whose careers will be destroyed by voting for Utopiacare in the Senate:

Evan Bayh (IN)

Mary Landrieu (LA)

Blanche Lincoln (AR)

Mark Pryor (AR)

Kent Conrad (ND)

Byron Dorgan (ND)

Tim Johnson (SD) 

Mark Begich (AK)

Mark Warner (VA)

Jim Webb (VA)

Jon Tester (MT)

Robert Byrd (WV)

Kay Hagan (NC)

Claire McCaskill (MO)

Claire Bear is in a real spot these days. 

Of all Dr. Utopia’s 2008 campaign surrogates, McCaskill was the most slavish and adoring.  At one point, on his campaign plane, she appeared to be his personal flight attendant instead of the junior Senator from Missouri. She repeatedly said the reason she endorsed and campaigned for Dr. Utopia was that her “kids kept bugging and bugging” her to do it.  

They would bug her in the morning.

They would bug her at night. 

They would bug her in the garden.

They would bug her while reading “Twilight”. 

Who are we kidding…Claire Bear doesn’t read.  “I got me that book on tape thing and then I played it and heard someone talking and then I realized they were talking about that book Twilight, and so then I tweeted on Twitter about it and I just love those books on tape now.  Reading makes my eyes hurt and the pudding in my skull hurt”. 

She never read the Stimulus Spending bill that got rammed through Congress in February.  We give her credit for copping to that, even if she did lamely claim “somebody smart told me about it”, believing that was appropriate enough for a United States Senator. 

She doesn’t seem to have any intention to read the Utopiacare bill, either, before voting on that too. “I’m busy.  I have to tweet on Twitter about this thing I saw on the sidewalk.  There were ants all over it.  At first, I thought it was an apple but then I tasted it and now I don’t know what it is but everyone on my staff is all mad at me again today, saying, “Senator, stop eating things you find on the street! We have a fridge full of healthy snacks for you!” I don’t like when they yell at me like that because I’m the Senator and if I want to eat whatever I find and keep those ants in my file cabinet drawers, then I’m GONNA DO IT!”.

As much as we think Claire McCaskill is the single worst Senator we’ve had in this nation in at least a generation, we almost feel sorry for her today.  And not because her staff won’t let her eat things she finds on the sidewalk. 

McCaskill is in an untenable position of her own making. 

If she wants to run for re-election in 2012, she cannot vote for the Utopicare bill, as her constituents will eviscerate her. 

If she doesn’t vote for Utopiacare, she will be punished severely by the DNC and her “bug buddy”, Dr. Utopia — a man who has proven how little loyalty he has for anyone who helped him get to where he is, even the slavishly devoted like McCaskill.  

If McCaskill does not vote for Utopiacare, the DNC will not muster ACORN and its offspring for McCaskill in the urban areas around St. Louis…and without that turnout, McCaskill can’t win statewide.  Even WITH ACORN in full battle mode, John McCain won Missouri in 2008.  That means McCaskill is in deep, deep trouble in 2012 no matter what she does. 

The Nutroots and Lefties are already clobbering her for not coming out swinging as Dr. Utopia’s favorite flight attendant on Utopiacare.  She’s been trying to stay as far away from all this as possible because the abortion funding provisions are ripping the Democrats in half, despite the MSM’s greatest efforts to claim the civil war’s happening in the Republican tent. 

What’s interesting to us is how mad we, personally get, about the abortion provisions in Utopiacare.  While everything is still vague and nebulous and an actual complete bill does not exist, we personally have great problems with any tax money going to fund abortions.  We grew up as Democrats and we support a woman’s right to choose what happens to her own body — but we do not believe the government should be able to use tax money to pay for abortions.  That’s not where federal dollars, in such short supply, should be spent.  

Utopiacare would take money out of your paycheck and use it to fund abortions…which, if you really want to think about it, makes every taxpayer complicit in those abortions because we all will have helped pay for them by paying taxes to this government.  

If conservatives get the word out on this, and if they make the public see things this way, there could be an uprising the likes of which we have never seen. 

Because even those of us who have always been pro-choice have a problem with tax dollars being used this way.  Dr. Utopia, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid have set the Democrats on a path towards disaster and madness. 

Claire Bear is the person we most want to see defeated in the Senate in 2012.  We want her to lose her seat so spectacularly she has trouble finding a job post-government work and needs to “bug” her kids for their babysitting money to get by.  We hope she is defeated so badly she retires to private life and is never, ever heard from again.

But, as much as we would hate to be her on any given day, we REALLY would hate to be Claire McCaskill now.  

We have no idea how she gets herself out of this trap.  Either she infuriates the Left and dooms her reelection by voting against Utopiacare, or she votes for it and infuriates Missouri and seals her doom that way. 

Claire’s Choice is definitely not an easy one to make…which is why she’ll probably bug her kids or a particularly interesting raccoon she spots to do it for her.