How much trouble is David Letterman REALLY in right now…and how much longer does he REALLY have on the air?

Here’s the thing, the National Enquirer has said CBS is looking at surveillance footage of Letterman having sex in stairwells and other service areas with people who work for him.

Yesterday, Drudge ran an article about a former Letterman staffer who said she left the show and moved back to Los Angeles because it was widely known the way to get ahead at World Wide Pants productions was to let Letterman drop his pants in front of you.

The operative word consistently used when people are talking about Letterman is “hostile work environment”.

The staffer who moved to LA said she never intended to sue Letterman, and she left in 1990, so there seems little in the way of anything actionable she could do now.

But, what about the other people working for Letterman and CBS now?

What about the men working for Letterman, who could claim they had no access to promotions because promotions were doled out based on sexual performance…and if Letterman wasn’t having sex with his male employees, too, then those men were not given the same work opportunities as the women.

What about all the married men and women whose vows prevented them from ever getting promotions at Worldwide Pants?

The Enquirer was talking about John Edwards and his mistress Rielle “Lisa Druck” Hunter back in December of 2007.  They were the only ones saying Edwards would be destroyed in 2008 and would lose everything. But, the MSM ignored all that because it wanted Edwards to pull enough votes from Hillary Clinton in the Iowa caucus to deliver the win to Dr. Utopia.

So, Edwards had to be protected.

Letterman’s a liberal favorite, and also an Obot, who just so happens to be one of the most high-profile attackers of Sarah Palin (apart from Tina Fey, acknowledged anti-immigrant racist).

Letterman will be protected by the MSM at all costs.

In fact, Entertainment Weekly, MSNBC, CNN, and others are very quick to note that “Letterman’s been receiving huge ratings bursts because of his scandals”, as if this is a good thing.  Traffic accidents prompt huge increases in the number of people staring at the side of the road for a short stretch of time, but after the shock is over, and people sober up, they don’t feel the same way about staring at that particular part of the road where everything bad went down.

We wonder how CBS is going to resolve the “hostile work environment” business?  CBS is NOTORIOUS for employing disgusting pigs up the chain of command, from Les Moonves who diddled his employee, Julie Chen, before giving her plush assignments and making her the host of Big Brother…to Sumner Redstone, who diddled his employees too, and is second only to Kathleen Sebelius on the list of people we think look like The Cryptkeeper.

At CBS, a shriveled, disgusting, yellow-toothed, balding, pervert is a self-proclaimed Master of the Universe possessing unstoppable, unquestionable, unanswerable thunderstick weiners.

And those weiners must be OBEYED.

But, isn’t CBS the network for people who still tune in expecting to see Dr. Quinn, Doctor Lady or Murder She Typed (And All the People She’s Close With Are the Victims or Suspects)?

How are all of those old people going to react to CBS when it finally gets out what Letterman’s been up to all these years, and how CBS condoned it?

“The Hostile Work Environment Network” should turn off all those Jane Seymour and Jessica Fletcher fans.

Really, Letterman’s a disgusting pig who wears diapers who should be turning everyone’s stomach, but there’s no accounting for taste in television.