What’s on your mind this Tuesday?

What good Halloween costumes have you seen or thought about?

Post links and be as random as you want to in this Open Thread.

Here are some things we’re thinking about today:

(1) It would be funny to start a movement to petition the UN to rename “October” as “Baracktober”, because “almost no one knows who Octavian Ceasar was, and anyone who doesn’t love the current US president is a damn dirty RAAACIST! Besides, Ceasar already has August named after him too, and that’s two months for a white person and no months for the Lightbringer, which is RAAACIST!”.

(2) We wonder how well Obama masks are selling for Halloween.  We see them in stores, and see people pick them up, but have never seen anyone actually buy one.  Would white people feel comfortable wearing a black mask, or would they be afraid of being called RAAACISTS for it?  During the campaign, we saw plenty of idiots wearing Bush masks, dancing around and acting stupid at all Democrat events we went to — maybe mask wearing to lampoon someone you don’t like is just a liberal left thing.  We don’t remember ever seeing anyone wearing Clinton masks. We’re sure they did for things, but we just never saw them.

(3) Here’s an article from MSNBC about Dr. Utopia repeating the same phrases again and again, like “Let me be clear”.  What’s interesting is how the article couches this observation.  In the Bush years, we bet the author would have written it up as if Bush was an idiot using a Speak-n-Say wind-up toy to regurgitate canned phrases whenever he needed them.  However, since it’s Dr. Utopia, and MSNBC is indeed very much on the White House payroll, the whole article is basically about how awesome it is that Dr. Utopia uses the same phrases again and again…because his followers love them so much and he is such a benevolent and caring Lightbringer so he gives his fans what they want.  Like Cyndi Lauper singing some lines from Girls Just Wanna Have Fun for anyone who stops her on the street and wants to hear, “They just wanna…they just wanna…just wannnnnnna-a-a-a”. Let us be clear, when Dr. Utopia finally goes down and sinks below 40% in his approval ratings, he is going to take MSNBC down with him.  These fools are so tied inextricably to the current president, we highly doubt they’ll be around by the end of Utopia’s single term.

HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS:

We’re just asking everyone we talk to what they are doing for Halloween and writing it up here every day.  Ultimately we’ll collect these into a thread unto themselves for easy use by you, but until then we’ll just assemble them as we go:

(A) The Seven Deadly Sins:  two groups of people we know, one liberal and gay in Boystown and one young Republican are going as the Seven Deadly Sins. Which is funny because these people don’t know each other, and it’s the Dem group that’s going for the expensive, chic look.  The other group is going vulgar/cartoony funny with it.  For example, “Greed” in the former is going to be all in high-end black clothes, with lots of classy gold jewelry, a gold sparkly vest, gold hat, and gold glasses.  “Greed” in the other group is going in a suit with fake dollars bills all over it and a George Washington wig with face painted light green (like he’s made of money).

(B) Rainbow Care Bears – another group of friends is going as a bunch of rainbow Care Bears…red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, you get it. It’s a good multi-use costume, too, because you can wear them again at Gay Pride…or at IML in Chicago or anything else that might need a “bear”.

(C) Science Fiction Party – some people we know are going to a SciFi party, with one of them going as Jabba the Slutt, which is interesting because the obvious sexy choice would have been a cliche Princess Lei Slave Girl outfit.  Lots of Star Trek people, dressed up like the young cast from the new movie.  One particularly handsome guy with Montgomery Clift (pre-car crash) good looks is doing a retro Adventure Guy look…parts Rocketeer, parts Sky Captain from the World of Tomorrow…with leather jacket, jetpack, aviator goggles, silvery space blaster, whatever.  Just using his imagination not to mimic some established character, but to create something of his own. Which is what Halloween is all about to us.

(D) Someone going to the above party is planning on making a Klingon costume.  We said, “So, you’re going to be making a Jason Wu inaugural gown out of old coffee filters, are you?”.  He didn’t get the joke, but we trust you will.

(E) A lot of guys we know who like to dress up as ladies for Halloween (or, let’s be real, random Tuesdays) are honoring Bea Arthur, a fallen gay icon.  Aside from doing a Golden Girls full on tribute, they’re going as Maude Bea Arthur…or Broadway Bea Arthur, with Angela Lansbury in tow from this musical number, “Bosom Buddies”  (uh, can you tell we were interviewing people about their costumes at Sidetracks on a Monday night?):

(F) The Kardashian Sisters — there are three of them, so you need three friends.  The smallest friend dresses like she is pregnant.  All three should wear shirts that say “Vote for Kim”, and all should have padded big butts.  We honestly have no idea who these people are, but two sets of girls are dressing up like them that we know it.

(G) Project Runway — great group costume.  Heidi Klum, Tim Gunn, Michael Koors, Nina Garcia, and memorable designers like Christian, Chris March, Laura, Kenley, Uli, Jeffrey, and Season One winner Jay.

(H) Real Housewives of Atlanta — everyone fights over who gets to be Nee Nee. And who has to be Lisa Wu.

(I) It will be interesting to see how many Michael Jacksons are out for Halloween.  Several Chicago costume companies are claiming people are making the phones ring off the looking looking for sequined gloves, etc. And it turns out this is the first year Jackson licensed his image for official outfits to be made as costumes of him.  SO, there are much better quality costumes out there. We know of no one who is dressing up as MJ, but bet there will be quite a few zombies out there doing the Thriller dance.  The MJ-Zombieland pop culture junction should be pretty big.