Archive for September 3rd, 2009
LEVI JOHNSTON AGREES TO POSE FOR PLAYGIRL. HAS NO IDEA THE MAGAZINE'S BOUGHT MAINLY BY GAY MEN.
What's Levi Johnston so ashamed of?
This is hilarious on many levels…but Levi Johnston has agreed to pose for Playgirl, but won’t be posing nude. He’ll be in his “skivvies”, which is a word we assume Johnston used, because no one else talks like that. Most people would have said “underwear”, or if they’re like a hundred, “underpants”. But “skivvies”? Please.
The hilarious thing is that:
(1) Johnston has something to be ashamed of, because why the Hell doesn’t he just pose nude (it’s like in a locker room, where some guys keep a wet towel wrapped around them and sneak their underwear on up under it, instead of just dropping the towel and putting the damn underwear on like a normal person…someone who doesn’t have anything to be ashamed of, if you know what we mean)?
(2) Johnston has no idea that gay men buy more Playgirl magazines than women do. It looks like he’s turning down more lucrative offers (in the $25,000-50,000 range) to appear in gay mags and on gay sites. If you’re going to do something like this, why not go for the biggest payday…unless you have a problem with gay men ogling you. Which, they will still be doing in Playgirl.
(3) Johnston probably has a teeny weiner…which is pretty much what we said in (1) above, but (a) we think it’s so funny we can’t stop laughing and (b) maybe we were too subtle before, which we are often accused of being (‘That Levi’s got a baby dick,” as our friend Panda would say).
(4) Like 90% of Playgirl models are gay, or gay for pay. So, Levi’s going to be in interesting company. And he’s not even going to be a centerfold…just a novelty appearance, like a few years ago when the magaine had “The Men of Enron” in an issue.
What we keep coming back to is, if you’re going to make yourself into a joke by posing for Playgirl, why not be a real man and go all the way? If ever that magazine did a “Men of Snark” issue, you better believe we’d full monty it if asked. No hiding behind “skivvies” for any of us (not even Panda).
SUPERINTENDENT OF THE NATION'S 5TH LARGEST SCHOOL DISTRICT TO STUDENTS REGARDING OBAMA ADDRESS: "YOU DON'T GET TO GO OUT IN THE HALL"…."YOU'RE THERE AND YOU'RE SILENT"
Broward Public Schools Superintendent, James Notter, rocking the Ft. Lauderdale tuxedo…..an over-stylized, painfully tight, Ed Hardy T-shirt
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Broward Public Schools is the Fifth largest school district in the country. It is located in SE Florida…the nations capital of… men in their 50′s rocking shirts designed for boys in their teens, silicone implants, barbed-wire arm tattoos, Congresswomen who resemble carrot top, and the states largest concentration of Democrats….
Being that Broward houses the states largest concentration of self-proclaimed “liberals” one would think that tolerance, and open-mindedness would permeate through the school district, and civil disobedience would not only be tolerated, but actually encouraged…..
But, surprisingly, an article in today’s South Florida Sun-Sentinel, points out the opposite, below is a snippet:
In Broward County, students in the public schools won’t have a choice.
Broward Schools Superintendent James Notter wrote in a memo to principals Thursday that students will not be allowed to opt out of viewing Obama’s address. The district has encouraged civics education through programs such as Kids Voting Broward and by watching presidential inaugural addresses, Notter wrote, so letting students skip Obama’s speech “does not align with our practices and responsibility to provide a well-rounded, quality education for all students.”
That doesn’t mean all school activities will cease during Obama’s talk. Notter said schools can record the address and watch it later if the broadcast time conflicts with previously scheduled tests, field trips or other events.
In his opinion, Notter said in an interview, having children listen to the country’s elected leader “is some of the purest of civics education.” Letting them choose whether to not to attend would set a bad precedent, Notter said. He compared it to students who might object to saying the Pledge of Allegiance.
“You don’t get to go out into the hall,” Notter said. “You’re there and you’re silent.”
PERSONAL NOTE: a co-worker of my wife, who has two children attending school in the district, called the school district to confirm, and was told unequivocally, that if his children were not in attendance, they would be punished.
Contact Ray:
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Operation "Hall Pass on That". Demand schools offer alternative for students who do not wish to be brainwashed on September 8th
Demand a hall pass for your children so they don't have to be indoctrinated September 8th
There’s a movement under the Tea Party umbrella to demand schools subjecting children to Dr. Utopia’s brainwashing offer an alternative activity for students who do not wish, or whose parents do not wish, them to site in reverant awe as Dr. Utopia indoctrines them on September 8th.
Arts & Crafts instead…an extra recess period…a study hall to do their homework. Anything. Just as long as schools that are taking time away from education to indoctrine children to “help” and “love” Dr. Utopia provide something else for children to do should they not want to be part of something sick and Orwellian.
If you are a parent, tell your child’s principal you want to “take a hall pass on that”.
UPDATE: Here’s a site tracking Houston school districts’ response to Indoctrination Day.
Here’s a letter Pennsylvania schools outside of Philadelphia sent to parents.
Do parents still have "Round Robin" calling lists? If so, all parents should make sure their peers know what Dr. Utopia wants to do to their children next week
Parents — do they still use “Round Robin” calling lists for the other parents in your children’s classes? When we were kids, and in school, our parents got a list of all the other parents in a class, so that if anything happened and they needed to get in touch with one another, the parents would be able to call each other. These days, we assume this is all done via email, instead of picking up the rotary phones and dialing all those numbers.
Parents should make sure that all their peers know about what Dr. Utopia wants to do to their children on September 8th.
Sometimes, those of us who follow politics closely forget that most Americans rarely catch what’s going on in the news.
A lot of them might not know what the White House is trying to do next week — so it would be smart if parents made sure every child in a school is protected from Dr. Utopia’s indoctrination as much as possible. If parents don’t know what the White House is up to, they can’t contact the principals and demand protection for these children.
Sounds like round robins are in order.
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And, here’s a good question parents should be asking: if what Dr. Utopia has to say is so important, why can’t the text of his speech be made available this week so that parents can decide if it is appropriate content for their children? We know Dr. Utopia is not going to wing it, and that his remarks will be carefully crafted ahead of time. Indoctrination is an art form, and the subtleties and complexities of it can’t be thought up spur of the moment. Dr. Utopia, Rahm Emanuel, and his speech writers surely have this all set up already.
So, why the secrecy?
Why can’t parents know ahead of time what Dr. Utopia will ask their children to do?
Would you let a stranger address your children when you weren’t around — no matter who he is?
What's Hillary Clinton Doing Today? September 3rd, 2009
1015am – Meeting with George Mitchell, Special Envoy for Middle East Peace
1230pm – Meeting with Honduran President
430pm – Meeting with National Security Advisor James Jones
Remainder of the Day: Being awesome
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In other news, what’s Energy Secretary Stephen Chu doing today?
12noon – working hard to destroy the American coal industry, as ordered by Dr. Utopia
100pm – still trying to figure out whether or not he or his department sets US oil policy
200pm – wasting $300 million to put 9,000 “fuel efficient vehicles” on the road by a nebulous date in the future (that works out to over $33,000 per vehicle…which is no bargain)
300pm – still trying to get his ice cream cone back from Joe Biden
My ice cream is missing. I had it in my hand like this. Then, I breakfasted with Biden and now my ice cream is gone. As a scientist, I speculate these two observations are indeed related. Joe Biden stole my ice cream.
Sarah Palin, if you are listening, please use Facebook to stop "Give Me Your Children" Indoctrination Day
This is an open appeal to Governor Sarah Palin and those around her who might hear it: please use Facebook to stop Dr. Utopia’s “Give Me Your Children” Indoctrination Day on September 8th.
Merely criticizing this push to use children as his personal minions and Youth Army on Facebook will cause the whole thing to collapse.
Facebook, in Sarah Palin’s hand, is powerful kung-fu voodoo.
Single-handedly, Palin’s Facebook rally against Dr. Utopia’s Death Panels sunk the liberals’ push for socialized medicine in under 500 words. They’re still limping, and bellowing and braying, but Palin’s “Death Panels” defined the debate, and turned the American tide against these lunatics and fools.
We have just five days to rally parents against Dr. Utopia’s “Give Me Your Children” Indoctrination Day. Sarah Palin is the Alaskan Artemis who, with one Facebook arrow, could draw massive attention to what the White House is up to…and stop it dead in its tracks.
Please, Governor, take that shot at Dr. Utopia’s fascist grab at children on Facebook and shield our children from indoctrination.
KEEP PUSHING BACK, PEOPLE. WHITE HOUSE ON THE ROPES OVER SCHOOL INDOCTRINATION PLAN.
If you are a parent, continue to raise Holy Hell over Dr. Utopia’s plan to indoctrinate school children on September 8th to make them some sort of personal Utopia Youth, loyal only to him, his little helpers, tiny flying unicorns he can dispatch at will to do his bidding.
Because already enough criticism of Arne Duncan’s Department of Education has been raised that Utopia’s been forced to tone down his indoctrination push. Now, instead of children being forced to write “letters” to themselves detailing how they will “help” Dr. Utopia and how much they love him, the children will instead be forced to write “letters” about their educational goals and how much they love Dr. Utopia. It’s unclear whether or not they will still be required to draw pictures of Dr. Utopia running shirtless on the beach lowering the oceans with one hand and healing the hole in the ozone with his other. This may be required for high school students, only.
Never have we hoped for more truancy on any day of the year than we’re hoping for “Skip Days” across the country on September 8th (which, hilariously enough, seems to be a day when many school districts aren’t even in session..it’s an “in-service” day for teachers in many states, the day after Labor Day, where kids have the day off and are at home, mercifully not being taught to love and obey Dr. Utopia).
Some of these schools already have children singing creepy songs praising Dr. Utopia.
Now the White House is broadcasting messages to children when their parents aren’t around, telling the children how much they must love Dr. Utopia and directing them how they can “help” Dr. Utopia (by presumably pressuring their parents to do whatever Dr. Utopia says…or perhaps reporting their parents to their teachers or the government if the parents say anything critical of Dr. Utopia).
How much further will parents in America allow Dr. Utopia and Rahm Emanuel to go before they, in one loud voice, say enough is enough with this indoctrination nonsense.
It’s just really, really, CREEPY. And those “letters” the kids are writing sure sound like “contracts” to us…signed in what, blood? What happens if children don’t want to contract themselves to Dr. Utopia’s personal Utopia Youth? What happens to parents if they don’t let their children become part of this madness?
What happens to all of us if we don’t collectively nip this madness in the bud?
Dr. Utopia wants “a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded” as our military.
Dr. Utopia appoints non-elected Czars to oversee large swaths of public policy — people who are accountable to no one and in essence collectively form a shadow government.
Dr. Utopia and Eric Holder want to take away as many guns as possible from the hands of Americans, particularly in “red states” it seems.
Dr. Utopia’s plan to socialize and rationalize medicine, Deathcare, would fold IRS information into electronic medical records to give the government complete access to all of your vital data, any time it wanted.
And, of course, now Dr. Utopia is coming for your children on September 8th.
Hope! Change! End of the America as we know it!
