Archive for September 2nd, 2009
WHO THE HECK IS THIS RAY GUY?
Ray (not the one in leather), with one of his old Boystown neighbors
Ray is our token straight male friend…who, unlike some “straight” members of Congress from Peoria we know, never gets drunk and accidentally ends up at Minibar, snuggling up to Aberzombies. Ray never needs to be drunk to do that.
But, all of us are happy to have Ray chiming in for us here at HillBuzz. He’s a busy guy (those Cosmos are not going to make, drink, or read themselves, people), who’s expert in electronic medical records, healthcare construction, and lots of other things Libs and Lefties in the White House and Congress CLAIM to be so knowledgeable about.
We teamed up with him during the election last year on DeMcCrats for McCain efforts, since his old site, ChicagoAgainstObama did what we were doing back when we fought so hard for Hillary Clinton in the primaries: working every day to try to get the nation to see the Dr. Utopia we knew so well from Chicago. The MSM never gave the country a true portrait of him, but man alive, did Ray try.
So, now he’s a Floridian, and hopefully a regular contributor around here. He has a slightly different take on things from us, so any time he upsets you, be sure to remember that.
We go for the snark…he tends to go for the throat…none of us can stand the Hope, Change, Unicorns and Applesauce-a-palooza and will always call that nonsense out for what it is.
WHAT WOULD THE LEFT DO IF FOX ASKED GLENN BECK TO CO-HOST THEIR NFL SHOW?
I think we know the answer…
A man who referred to American troops in Iraq as Cold Blooded Killers….should not have this gig….plain and simple….
I believe in Olbermann’s right to freedom of speech, and I am not implying that sponsors boycott his show, Countdown (no need-his low ratings do the trick)….
What I am saying is…I think it is time to do the following:
-Express your displeasure to NBC sports: nbcsportshelp@nbcuni.com
-Season ticket holders should call their respective teams, and threaten to not buy tickets next year
-signage at games, calling for his dismissal (I’m sure the Hillbuzz guys can come up w/ some creative snark)
-encourage the athletes, and the vast number of Republican Head Coaches, not to grant interviews to NBC, out of respect to our troops (in particular, Pat Tillman), until his dismissal
I do not think it will be difficult to find broad consensus that listening to the orange, chubby, pretend Ivy league grad….who referred to a majority of Americans as tea baggers (for those who still don’t know…it means…you like men’s balls in your mouth-which understandably here, may not be offensive)……on Sunday nights…is just too much….
Email Ray: snitchellreport@gmail.com
What's Hillary Clinton Doing Today? September 2nd, 2009
430pm — Meeting with National Security Advisor James Jones
Go, Hillary, Go! Welcome back from a much-deserved vacation.
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In other news…what’s Joe Biden doing today?
2pm — Meeting with actor James Earl Jones, portraying Darth Vader, via conference call to Biden’s imagination. Classic Star Wars Mattel figurines, strewn about the carpet in the Naval Observatory, will be attending the meeting as well.
Remainder of the day: eating other people’s ice cream
Go, Biden, Go!
Conservatives and moderates should team up and get Keith Olbermann kicked off his NFL gig
Here’s something that just puzzles us: why is Keith Olbermann still working a gig at the NFL…a very well-paying gig, we imagine?
Olbermann is truly one of the biggest slime balls ever to make it onto the air…he is a misogynist, a pig, and a sexist misogynist pig.
He is also, we believe completely out of his mind.
So, it’s puzzling to us that a man whose entire schtick is geared towards liberals — the only people who can stomach him — and yet he’s part of the NFL’s broadcast…when liberals, largely, don’t watch football.
Conservatives and moderates do.
Republicans more so than Democrats.
You’d think the NFL would realize this…but maybe they have no idea how much non-libs detest Olbermann.
Perhaps people should start letting the NFL know.
Hillary Clinton is the only Cabinet Member with a positive rating. In other news, Hillary Clinton is also the only Cabinet Member worth a damn.
Hillary Clinton is the only member of the current Cabinet with a positive approval rating.
As much as we love her, we do have to note that this is as difficult an accomplishment as it was for Hillary Clinton to be the best Senator we had back when she was in the Senate. When someone is surrounded by people so terrible and stupid, she can’t help but stand out and shine. In the Senate, her colleagues were the likes of Claire McCaskill, Harry Reid, Chris Dodd, Ted Kennedy, Larry Craig, David Vitter, and other luminaries.
In the Cabinet, Clinton’s surrounded by the likes of Stephen Chu, Kathleen Sebelius, Ray LaHood, Janet Napolitano, and Eric Holder.
It is no surprise she’s the only one Americans actually like…considering she’s the only one who’s doing an effective and worthwhile job.
As always…Go, Hillary, Go!
LARGE SWATH OF MIGHIGAN AVENUE TO BE CLOSED FOR OPRAH'S (ego) FEEDING
Oprah Winfrey can never get enough.
Next week, a large swath of Michigan Avenue will be closed to feed Oprah Winfrey‘s already Charybdis-sized gullet ego. Buses will be rerouted. Traffic redirected. Workers, residents, and tourists inconvenienced…all so Oprah can tape an episode of her daily, irrelevant yawnfest near one of our major bridges. Possibly, Oprah will also be holding a farting contest as well. Rumor has it tanker trucks of Hormel chili have been delivered to Harpo Studios for the last four days.
All the pieces are coming together.
Seriously, though, this is just ridiculous. If you remember, just a few weeks ago the City of Chicago cried poverty and had to shut down the government on a Monday to save $2.5 million it claims it doesn’t have — but, yet, Mayor Daley thinks it’s appropriate to spend millions of dollars chasing after the Olympics and shutting down large parts of the city so Oprah Winfrey can pass gas to great public applause (thank you, oh women of Schaumburg and Winnetka, for creating the monster that is Oprah, and for supporting her through thick and thicker all these many years…if you didn’t dress up in your best Laura Ashley and ride the Metra downtown to fill her audience, Oprah would probably just fizzle away, like old Queen Mab, once nobody paid her attention anymore).
HOMICIDE, NOT SWINE FLU, PREVENTING CHICAGO PUBLIC SCHOOL CHILDREN FROM HEARING OBAMA INDOCTRINATION SPEECH NEXT WEEK
Unfortunately, the epidemic which has been plaguing Chicago’s public schools for the last few years is not the swine flu….it’s homicide.
While the left-wing bloggers….and the water carrying media….continue to further the narrative that anyone who opposes the big government policies of congress, or the President, is Racist…..
Minority school children are being slain in tragically record numbers….
and these same people remain silent….
this to me is racist….
Email Ray Directly:
snitchellreport@gmail.com
