[In second clip, watch about 6 minutes 20 seconds in...it's the ABC footage...FOX had a better shot, where ZZZZZs could almost be seen buzzing around her head, but the FOX footage keeps getting taken off YouTube for some reason]
Michelle Obama fell sound asleep at 10:32am CST (11:32am EST) during Ted Kennedy’s funeral. A friend of ours spotted it while watching FOX live. It’s while the priest is talking, and FOX ran a shot of Dr. Utopia looking up in the air, the way he does, with Mrs. Utopia, eyes closed, doing that thing someone does when her head’s about to topple to one side and wake her up. A few moments later, it’s time to stand up for the next part of the service, so she’s woken up by the noise of everyone coming to their feet. The video above is of her starting to nod off…but there’s a better shot off FOX of her actually sitting there with her eyes closed for a while (still looking for that clip…at 1032am CST, FOX News).
The least this woman can do is stay awake during the funeral of the murderer who gave their family that dog her husband named after his own initials.
While we can never defend the odd things our current first lady chooses to wear (such as today, where she has a giant black bow on her dress, like she’s some sort of present for the funeral), we can excuse her for falling asleep in church — since she spent so many years at Trinity United, listening to Jeremiah Wright screaming and yelling and caterwauling, rolling around on the ground, talking about how evil white people and the government are, a sedate Catholic service must be positively boring to her. No accusations of RAAAACISM! being thrown around, no talk of chickens roosting, no praise for terrorists who kill Americans. Mrs. Utopia must be BORED TO TEARS.
After all, remember, THIS is what “church” is for the current first family:
After a lifetime of that, it’s no wonder she can’t keep her eyes open when nobody’s damning America and everyone’s behaving appropriately.

August 29, 2009 at 10:50 am
Did you also notice that Dr. U looks yellow in color? I noticed this in the photo of them on my yahoo homepage..
August 29, 2009 at 10:51 am
http://m.www.yahoo.com/_ylt=AovRnncdh5s.TnAopzz.b4ubvZx4;_ylu=X3oDMTNrM2FzZzh2BGEDeiAwODI5MDkgIGtlbm5lZHkgZnVuZXJhbCBsaXZlIHZpZGVvBGNwb3MDMQRnA2lkLTExMzI5BGludGwDdXMEcGtndgM2BHBvcwMxBHNlYwN0ZC1mZWF0BHNsawNpbWFnZQRzbHBvcwNGBHRlc3QDNzAx/SIG=134t2u2h0/**http%3A//cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/%3Frn=3906861%26cl=4226934%26ch=4226736%26src=news
August 29, 2009 at 10:52 am
sorry it didn’t work..
August 29, 2009 at 10:58 am
At least Hillary isn’t afraid to hug people..MO acts like it is killing her..
August 29, 2009 at 11:56 am
Highlight and copy the ENTIRE link. It will work then.
August 29, 2009 at 11:17 am
Oh yeah, with her angry face, she looks like she doesn’t want to be there. Hillary and Bill as always very sociable, a good sport.
August 29, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Topical. Click. http://gothamist.com/2008/11/05/the_new_museum_unveils_michelle_oba.php
August 29, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Sheesh… she just can’t wipe that sour look off her face, can she?
Even an artist that is obviously in thrall with the Obama dream can’t cover it up…
August 29, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Well that sure looks hopey, doesn’t it?
August 29, 2009 at 11:23 am
The woman is entirely without class. How on EARTH did she become First Lady? It’s like having the Clampetts in the White House, except at least the Clampetts were endearing!
August 29, 2009 at 1:21 pm
No, the Clampetts weren’t classy, but it was because they didn’t know better. They had big hearts and wanted to share what they had.
The Obamas are classless because they hate America and what the office of President stands for. They don’t respect the fact that they are (unfortunately for us) the representatives of *all* Americans.
They care only for themselves and what they can gain by destroying American ideals and expectations.
They are selfish and want their share of what *others* have.
August 29, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Even more disconcerting, “how EARTH did her husband become President?” I work with somebody who literally puddles-up at the mention of his name … she is so besotted she weeps at the sight of him. Creepy.
August 29, 2009 at 7:54 pm
She still puddles up? That’s sick.
August 29, 2009 at 11:31 am
Oh my, I sure hope someone has the video.
Have to admit, it really doesn’t surprise me.
August 29, 2009 at 11:34 am
Ten: Exactly–The Clampetts! Couldn’t have said it any better. Thanks!
August 29, 2009 at 11:47 am
Except …. who knows what Rahm Emanuel has hidden in the cement pond!
August 29, 2009 at 12:03 pm
what a disgrace and absolutely classless this woman is!
August 29, 2009 at 12:07 pm
I noticed that President Clinton,and President Obama both, at one point, looked like their eyes were about to close. As for Michelle, I didn’t see that part. I was having difficulty watching it, for the most part, as the Kennedy family doesn’t mean anything to me. I watched only to see the interaction of those who attended. I found it interesting that when during the mass, the peace salutation showed Hillary Clinton and Vickie Kennedy giving each other a long hug, while Michelle was the last one to be hugged by Vickie, and it was short and semi-sweet.
August 29, 2009 at 12:12 pm
that’s the way I saw it too..probably because she don’t want to hug no white person..??
August 29, 2009 at 8:45 pm
I saw Michelle trying to give Vicki a peck on the cheek. Apparently she doesn’t even know how to do that so it looked to me like she just wanted to “French” Vicki. Let’s find that video!
August 29, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Hello everyone! New here. As someone said, Meschelle is used to the screaming JW and his crew. IMHO something is not right with the first family. I noticed how far apart they sat in the pew and in another photo of them coming in the door.
August 29, 2009 at 12:13 pm
I have also noticed that Mo and Bo don’t seem to be as lovey-dovey as they used to be…I guess that “perfect” family image was also fake..???
August 29, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Now that they’ve won the election, they can drop all of that phony adoring couple crap and just be themselves.
Kind of how Barry dropped all of that fiscal responsiblity and tax cut talk as soon as he had his grubby paws on the treasury.
August 29, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Welcome, dot48!
August 29, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Vomit alert: Fox newscasters waxing rhapsodic.
August 29, 2009 at 12:22 pm
“ohh they were all staring at the first black president…it was so wonderful…oohhhh…ahhhh…wowzer!!!” etc, etc,….blah..blah….
August 29, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Can’t wait to see that beribboned dress. May have to watch evening news.
August 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I think it’s the same one she wore when she met the Pope…
http://suzette.typepad.com/suzette/2009/08/how-to-dress-for-ted-kennedys-funeral.html
August 30, 2009 at 11:56 am
Must be her Catholic dress.
August 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I couldn’t find Mrs. Utopia asleep, but here’s a video of her banging her head on AF-1 yesterday as they left Martha’s Vineyard…
August 29, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Whoa… I just meant to link it… I didn’t know the video would embed!
August 29, 2009 at 12:47 pm
We know we shouldn’t laugh…but…
August 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Waiting for Chevy Chase to return to SNL, in drag, to parody this.
Not holding breath.
(Thanks, Jana! Saw your link at “Cripes, Suzette!)
August 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I am laughing. Pretty funny.
August 29, 2009 at 12:54 pm
She would, if one of us bonked our melon… she’s probably even point.
August 29, 2009 at 12:57 pm
garlic:
Suzette’s awesome, right?!
August 29, 2009 at 2:34 pm
What is it with these 2 and their giant heads, always bonking them into sh!t. Are they that tall, or just clumsy fools?
August 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Mich: “Are they that tall, or just clumsy fools?”
My guess is that they are both.
September 1, 2009 at 8:31 am
As a tall person (ok, so only 5′11″ barefoot); it becomes second nature to duck when getting on a plane or near anything slightly low-hanging. How is it these people do not have the same instinct?
August 29, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Jana: OMG, yes! Suzette is like the female version of the ‘Buzz Boyz. Frigging HILARIOUS!! Snarkpendous! Snidelicious!
August 29, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Does she want to look fat? Another awful dress that makes her hips and bum look huge.
August 29, 2009 at 8:17 pm
they are huge
August 29, 2009 at 6:00 pm
You’d think a tall drag queen in pumps would know to duck.
August 29, 2009 at 12:34 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/President-Barack-Obama/photo//090829/photos_pl_afp/e34854ac43767d905f25fe321a0c017d//s:/ap/20090829/ap_on_re_us/us_kennedy_funeral#photoViewer=/090829/ids_photos_ts/r3267380996.jpg
August 29, 2009 at 12:35 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/President-Barack-Obama/photo//090829/ids_photos_ts/r3267380996.jpg/#photoViewer=/090829/ids_photos_ts/r3307518764.jpg
August 29, 2009 at 12:55 pm
thanks for the link, great photos. There’s several of Joan….
I saw a lot of eyes closed, maybe reading or reflecting?
Poor Michelle. She needs to realize her face of concern and mourning does come across….I hate being here. Couldn’t see much of the dress, but you never upstage the “bride” (or widow of the deceased in this case).
I’m surprise Malia and Sasha didn’t have speaking parts. /snort
August 29, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Mechelle…poor baby. No time to rest. No time to shop for that lovely new dress. She has to sit in a Christian Church…how awful.
August 29, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Yeah, it has been a while. Too busy visiting London, Paris, the middle east, the national parks, cape cod, Chicago etc. to waste any time looking for a silly old church.
August 29, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Doesn’t she have a staff worth a million a year to free her up for some Official FLOTUS time?
So much time and help, so little she’s done :(
August 29, 2009 at 1:06 pm
t
The $ quote;
The least this woman can do is stay awake during the funeral of the murderer who gave their family that dog her husband named after his own initials.
LMAO.
August 30, 2009 at 12:42 pm
My favorite line too. Unfortunately, it seems that the video has been removed from YouTube. Got another link?
August 30, 2009 at 6:33 pm
What’s happening with the dog – haven’t seen Bo with the kids or any nobamas. What happened to all the love….looks like Bo might be next under the bus.
August 30, 2009 at 7:04 pm
The grandmother has been taking care of it — Mrs. Utopia’s mother. She said that now that the girls are growing up and don’t need her as much, she takes care of the dog so she has something to do.
August 29, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Here’s a link to one picture that shows Michelle Obama with her eyes closed. It’s not a video, but yes, it does appear that she had closed her eyes.
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Michelle-Obama/ss/events/pl/050108michelleobama/im:/090829/ids_photos_ts/r3777874722.jpg/#photoViewer=/090829/ids_photos_ts/r1215534062.jpg
August 29, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I have to tell you..everyone did good.
Enjoyed the links and did have a few laughs.
I will say this..Michelle Obama is one mean looking lady. Nothing loving about her. Whew!
August 29, 2009 at 2:17 pm
i caught it on tivo and recoreded it onto youtube. enjoy.
August 29, 2009 at 11:06 pm
The video is gone. Why did you take it off Rusty? Can you put it back on?
August 29, 2009 at 2:17 pm
whoops forgot link
August 29, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Love it!
She has fallen asleep at a funeral, touched the queen, worn a bow to a funeral, hates our country and planted an organic garden in lead filled soil at the White House. She is super classy and so beautiful:)
August 29, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I do think that Mechelle looks better when she is wearing a bicycle helmet. Looking at the pictures I must say..obama and his little woman look like they don’t belong. No one would ever think looking at the funeral pictures that they were President and First Lady. Nothing outstanding about them.
August 29, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I think she would look better with a bag on her head.
Maybe that’s just me.
August 29, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Go to youtube and search for
‘Sen. Kennedy’s Funeral: the Homily Part 2″
Watch from about 6:10 through at least 7:40 to see her sleeping
August 29, 2009 at 3:25 pm
sure as can be..looks like sleeping to me…BO himself was having a hard time…but looks like Bill C. was also bowing his head a little :) It is hard to not nod off especially when you have just come from a hard vacation…
August 29, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Oh yeah, she’s nodding off alright. Bill may be sleeping but I can’t tell for sure. He is notorious for napping at slow, boring functions. As for BO, I wonder if he can stick that pompous arrogant chin up any higher. YUK!!
August 29, 2009 at 3:59 pm
That’s weird. I only posted the link, not the embed. Hmmm?
August 29, 2009 at 4:43 pm
That happened to me with the plane vid, too…
And as for Barry’s chin thrust… it’s a little too similar to Lenin’s for my taste.
August 29, 2009 at 10:06 pm
EEEP! That is the Lenin head tilt!
August 29, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Why does she wear those dresses with gathered skirts? Did her mommy not buy them for her when she was six?
The two of them look so out of place, trying to look “presidential”. Obama had his snooty nose stuck up in the air. I can’t wait for ‘12 when they are gone.
August 29, 2009 at 3:55 pm
This is the best commentary I’ve heard all day! :) I was talking with my brother on the phone during the funeral and he kept noticing how Michelle was scowling at Hillary. Noticably, when anyone would come up and talk to H. and give her a big hug! Jealous heffer! I liked watching Hillary talking with Pres. Bush and Laura. Classy!
August 29, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Reminds me of when Diana, Princess of Wales
fell asleep at a ballet-next thing it was being announced that she was pregnant with Prince William. Just wondering if the same condition just might be making Michelle so sleepy. I haven’t seen a clear picture of Michelle’s outfit, but she does love her bows and when they went on vacation probably weren’t thinking about what to wear to a funeral. Michelle is Michelle and she probably will continue to dress and act in a manner that is true to her way of doing things.
August 29, 2009 at 10:09 pm
It’s not as if she isn’t from Chicago. I imagine she’s been to a few funerals and owns something appropriate to wear. How difficult is it to have a staffer bring a dress that doesn’t look like it was worn by a harlequin first!
August 30, 2009 at 6:37 am
Oh Ten: The Harlequin comment is hilarious, so funny. My Harlequin is alot friendlier looking than the “fab first” however the bums are abou the same size!!
August 29, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I definitely agree about the bow. It looks over-the-top and out of place. What is it with the first lady that she refuses to adhere to protocol. This is not a coktail party; it is a FUNERAL! Could she not find a decent long-sleeve black suit in her closet to wear? She has amazing arms, we get it, but for once cover yourself. ZYou are no longer some small-time Chicago Senator’s wife; you are first lady of the US. She keeps wearing those awful attires which do not do a thing for her, just because some people tell her she is “fashionable.” Sometimes mere respect demands that you put fashion aside and wear a simple, classic, stylish suit. If ever there is such an occasion, this was one and she dropped the ball.
August 29, 2009 at 4:07 pm
BO and MO are used to listening to Kennedy’s speak, after all their lovely reverend likes making fun of how they talk. Now the BO is the last Kennedy brother (as per Chris thrill up my leg Mathews) he better start learning the accent.
August 29, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Oh, Jeremiah… how I’ve missed seeing your blatant racism!
Stay classy, JW!
August 29, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Ooooh, SNAP! Good one, MichL!
Hey, Rev: “aisk” = “ax” ;)
August 29, 2009 at 8:23 pm
haha, so true. I never did understand what’s so hard about saying the word ask.
August 29, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I’m sure she was also terribly bored because there were no poor hospital patients she could force to be dumped on other hospitals.
RE: “While we can never defend the odd things our current first lady chooses to wear (such as today, where she has a giant black bow on her dress, like she’s some sort of present for the funeral), we can excuse her for falling asleep in church — since she spent so many years at Trinity United, listening to Jeremiah Wright screaming and yelling and caterwauling, rolling around on the ground, talking about how evil white people and the government are, a sedate Catholic service must be positively boring to her. No accusations of RAAAACISM! being thrown around, no talk of chickens roosting, no praise for terrorists who kill Americans. Mrs. Utopia must be BORED TO TEARS.”
August 29, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Well…It was a Catholic Funeral Mass…lol…Not exactly light entertainment….Of course Mass usually isn’t & if the main exposure to an RCC Mass is Pfleger’s Liberation Theology Mess….Well it’s a BIG Difference…( I’m sure they took communion too cause they feel entitled and the protocol office is vacant of any intelligent life….What’s a little sacrilege if you are the ONE…*sigh* )
August 29, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Oh please tell me the Obamas (or the Bushes or Clintons) didn’t took communion! I can think of no bigger insult to the Catholic church
August 29, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Uh oh! They are not suppose to do that!
August 29, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Right. Cuz it was Sarah Palin’s fault that McCain’s campaign had no center and no direction and was mushy & moderate all the way through.
August 29, 2009 at 7:59 pm
She is almost up to 844K on Facebook. That just amazes me.
August 29, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Last nite the only time I believe the name of God was used at TK’s memorial was by Biden, and it was said in the worse of the curse words. He also cursed 2 other times. Talk about no class and UnChristian – it causes your heart to break to see how low our country has fallen – from the President on down. The Christians of American need to get on their knees in prayer everyday. We have dug our own falling away and destruction – a world of no morals and a world of a sad future that we never dreamed possible. God help us.
August 29, 2009 at 9:09 pm
What a piece of work Michelle Obama is…We saw the video clip….of her falling asleep during the funeral and also of her hitting her head when getting on the plane to go the the funeral. SHE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THIS COUNTRY!! You don’t fall asleep during the funeral of such a great man and one who did alot to get her husband elected.
The next time she goes to a funeral, she should wear something tasteful, not something with a big bow like Bozo the clown.
Rip Sisters out………
August 30, 2009 at 8:45 am
But don’t you know she is a fashion icon and the next Jackie O.??? You must know that…barf….
August 29, 2009 at 10:17 pm
I wonder if she was dreaming about her friends Bill Ayers and Bernadine, and how they love sirhan sirhan so much that they dedicated a book to him, and she gets to sit here with his victims family. Here she is sitting in that church nodding off thinking about what a small world it is. She is at Bobby’s brothers funeral, and oh how she can’t wait to call her best girlfriend Bernie to tell her about her day with Bobby’s relatives.
August 29, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Bwahahah! I saw this on tv this morning, too–couldn’t believe it! What a lump she is. Kudos to you guys for posting the story! It seems your link (and Rusty’s, too) is currently disabled, though. The propaganda police scrubbed it.
August 29, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Every morning that hateful commie “Lady Macbeth” and her fraudulent family wake up in the whitehouse, it’s a slap in our faces.
August 30, 2009 at 12:27 am
[...] Democrats, you are truely a disgrace to this nation. Another interesting observation today was that Michelle Obama fell sound asleep at 10:32am CST (11:32am EST) during Ted Kennedy’s funeral, according to HillBuzz (odd, the video was recently [...]
August 30, 2009 at 8:51 am
Those who think that blacks will ever get over their visceral hatred of whites are fooling themselves. No amount of placating them will ever reach the undercurrents of that hatred which they have nurtured for generations, whether that hatred is deserved or not by whites. I believe in looking the situation in the eye. Do you truly think that the 4 year stint in the White House is going to change one iota of Michelle Obama’s hatred of and Barry’s disdain for white people, white culture? I believe that is the height of naivte to believe this.
I have personally reached a point in my life where I no longer care what blacks think about me and mine. I care that they do not destroy the value systems,political systems, educational systems, cultural systems we’ve lived by for so long, and if this means speaking out on the occasion of their anti-social actions, then that I shall do. If you choose to call me racist, it will fall on deaf ears for wolf has been cried once too often.
August 30, 2009 at 11:21 am
Wow – thought I was alone. I couldn’t believe she fell asleep [yes, she did fall asleep!!]. And that dress [at least it was appropriate in color & not sleaveless]…. nobama “the last Kennedy brother”, give me a freaking break [he couldn't carry JFK or Bobby's jock strap]. When will America wake up. They are a joke and an embarrassment. She’s only first lady to have a full time makeup & hair – it’s not working-she still looks like crap.
August 30, 2009 at 1:31 pm
What ever happened to “freedom of speech” and the “freedom of the press”? This totally disgusts me that YouTube has been “requested” to take the video off. Yes, I understand falling asleep during a warm church service, but when you’re being watched by millions of people – you’d think you might be able to not totally embarrass yourself!
August 30, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Jodi,
You need to be aware that liberals do not believe in Freedom of Speech as the Founding Fathers conceived it in the 1st Amendment.
I teach in a NYC public school (2nd career) and what I hear the kids being taught would make your hair stand on end. So don’t be surprised by the “request” to YouTube. If the facts don’t fit, the liberal way is to alter the facts.
By the way, HB, so glad you guys are back. You were missed. A belated but grateful thanks for all your hardwork and dedication.
August 30, 2009 at 2:27 pm
In Mrs. Utopia’s defense, she did clunk her head while boarding a mini-Air Force One on Friday night. Perhaps she was a bit concussed. Fox had a video of it, although there was no comment on the head clunk, only that they were leaving the Vineyard early.
I like the comment about the bow…like she’s some kind of present for the funeral.
August 31, 2009 at 10:28 am
What happened to the video??? Is it posted somewhwere else???
August 31, 2009 at 2:22 pm
This one SHOULD be working… but u never know when it will be disabled (wink)
Weasel Zippers: Is She Or Isn’t She: Is The First Lady Falling Asleep During Kennedy’s Funeral?
August 31, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Sen. Kennedy’s Funeral: the Homily Part 2 has been removed. By who? youtube the liberal video unit owned by the king of libs, google?