[In second clip, watch about 6 minutes 20 seconds in...it's the ABC footage...FOX had a better shot, where ZZZZZs could almost be seen buzzing around her head, but the FOX footage keeps getting taken off YouTube for some reason]

 

Why are the Clintons, the Bushes, and the Carters the only ones paying attention?

Why are the Clintons, the Bushes, and the Carters the only ones paying attention?

 

 

Michelle Obama fell sound asleep at 10:32am CST (11:32am EST) during Ted Kennedy’s funeral.  A friend of ours spotted it while watching FOX live. It’s while the priest is talking, and FOX ran a shot of Dr. Utopia looking up in the air, the way he does, with Mrs. Utopia, eyes closed, doing that thing someone does when her head’s about to topple to one side and wake her up.  A few moments later, it’s time to stand up for the next part of the service, so she’s woken up by the noise of everyone coming to their feet. The video above is of her starting to nod off…but there’s a better shot off FOX of her actually sitting there with her eyes closed for a while (still looking for that clip…at 1032am CST, FOX News). 

The least this woman can do is stay awake during the funeral of the murderer who gave their family that dog her husband named after his own initials. 

While we can never defend the odd things our current first lady chooses to wear (such as today, where she has a giant black bow on her dress, like she’s some sort of present for the funeral), we can excuse her for falling asleep in church — since she spent so many years at Trinity United, listening to Jeremiah Wright screaming and yelling and caterwauling, rolling around on the ground, talking about how evil white people and the government are, a sedate Catholic service must be positively boring to her. No accusations of RAAAACISM! being thrown around, no talk of chickens roosting, no praise for terrorists who kill Americans.  Mrs. Utopia must be BORED TO TEARS.

After all, remember, THIS is what “church” is for the current first family:

After a lifetime of that, it’s no wonder she can’t keep her eyes open when nobody’s damning America and everyone’s behaving appropriately.