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Remember, today is the protest against David Letterman’s particular brand of sexism and misogyny in New York City.  For everyone who watched the MSM, Dr. Utopia’s campaign and surrogates, and every pig political activist like Letterman rip apart Hillary Clinton, Geraldine Ferraro, Sarah Palin and other women in last year’s presidential election, this is your chance to fight back and in a loud, clear voice put corporate America and the MSM on notice that women (and the men who support them) — just like the black community under Al Sharpton when it perceives racism afoot — can band together whenever sexism and misogyny appear. 

And speaking of Al Sharpton, you need to keep asking yourself, “what would Al Sharpton do?”.  Concern trolls are loose everywhere saying, “don’t go to a protest, this is over now, Letterman kind of apologized, I have other things to do”.  Did Al Sharpton give up after Don Imus apologized (and apologized sincerely, too, we might add, unlike Letterman)?  No, Al Sharpton kept the pressure up until Imus was fired.  

David Letterman should be fired as well. The pressure must be kept up. 

Why?

Because the boycott is working.  Very publicly, Embassy Suites announced it’s dropping Letterman’s sponsorship because of the negative reaction Letterman’s vulgar jokes about statutory rape received from a vocal public.  

The Olive Garden, Mars Candy, Kelloggs, and Johnson + Johnson are three of David Letterman’s biggest sponsors:  what’s their stance on jokes about statutory rape?  How do they feel about a political activist going on TV and making such crude “jokes” about one of Sarah Palin’s daughters, and then repeatedly justifying himself by saying he “didn’t know he was doing anything wrong?”.  That’s not an apology.  An apology takes ownership of what was done, and does not excuse it — because, frankly, with the amount of news coverage Sarah Palin’s trip to New York had there is no excuse for Letterman not to know it was 14 year-old Willow at that baseball game.  The “joke” Letterman told about 33 year-old Alex Rodriguez “knocking up Sarah Palin’s daughter during the seventh inning” makes no sense if it’s not about the Palin the daughter who was in close proximity to Rodriguez at that game.  We all know A-rod’s a big stud, but even he can’t impregnate someone who’s thousands of miles away, like Bristol Palin, the 18 year-old daughter of Palin (and it would still be disgusting and below the belt if Letterman actually DID mean to tell his joke about Bristol). 

Our biggest criticism is that Republicans give up at everything so easily.  It is so rare to see conservatives put up any sort of fight in the culture wars. Every day, we keep hearing Republicans say this or that doesn’t matter, or that they don’t pay any attention to Hollywood.  But, the truth is AMERICA pays attention to Hollywood.  America treats comedians as newscasters.  The jokes they tell become engrained in the cultural fabric that impacts people’s thoughts:  once a “joke” gets into pop culture, it becomes “true” to most people.  Take for instance Tina Fey’s “I can see Russia from my house”.  Every day, someone uses this line to slam Sarah Palin’s intelligence, not knowing she never even said this.  

The reason things like this stick is because Republicans are so myopic they never push back against any of this stuff, because “it doesn’t matter”.  So, the Left lobs these “jokes” at Republicans, Republicans never fight back, and the Left then creates the meme upon which the next election will be played and conservatives are always forced to play catch-up, without ever making any ground or winning. 

David Letterman long ago stopped being a comedian and is indeed a political activist.  His job, and the job of his peers in the MSM, is to take down Sarah Palin so that she is not a viable candidate for president in 2012 against Dr. Utopia.  When Palin is successfully eliminated, these clowns will go to work on the next most promising Republican, creating “I can see Russia from my house” jokes to eviscerate them too (and, considering the fact the MSM is pushing people like Bobby Jindal, Charlie Crist, Mitt Romney, and John Huntsman to be the Republican nominee in 2012, it won’t be hard for them to top what Tina Fey did to Palin in 2008, that’s for damn sure). 

If you don’t take a stand here and now, this will just keep happening over and over and over again. 

Double your efforts and get Olive Garden, Mars Candy, Kelloggs, and Johnson + Johnson to join Embassy Suites and dump David Letterman.  

Send a message to the MSM that there’s a new strategy in the culture wars employed by Republicans:  and it’s called getting off their lazy butts and actually DOING SOMETHING for a change. 

Spend the money for a good cause and FedEx letters to all the companies you can, straight to their C-suite:  yes, it is expensive.  Will those letters get to the Board?  Yes.  Will they read those letters?  Yes — because you went to the expense to actually FedEx them a document that can be tracked, which you have a record of them receiving.  

If not FedEx, then register-mail well-written letters asking what Olive Garden’s corporate stance is on jokes about the statutory rape of a 14 year-old.

If not register-mail, then slap a 44-cent stamp on a well-crafted, no more than three paragraph, one page letter letting Mars Candy know it’s going to be Hershey from now on in your household because you can’t support a company that helps keep David Letterman on the air. 

If not a piece of mail, then send a FAX to Kelloggs letting them know that a company which dropped Michael Phelps like a hot potato after one bong hit sure seems to think statutory rape is funny with its continued public support of David Letterman. 

If not that FAX then call Johnson + Johnson and tell them that Procter & Gamble will become your family’s choice for household goods since J+J has decided to keep the lights on at the Ed Sullivan theater by standing by David Letterman as he wallows in sexism and misogyny, then makes weak excuses for his behavior that are so very easily refuted (as we do not believe for an instant he and his staff of dozens of people had no idea it was 14 year-old Willow Palin he was “joking” about Alex Rodriguez statutory raping at the Yankees game). 

If not a FAX then burn up the phone lines hitting Letterman’s major sponsors hard today. 

If you are going to the protest, make sure your signs call out Letterman’s ADVERTISERS so corporate brand managers look at the protest and see signs like this everywhere:

oliveg-pumapac09x2specialk-dwp09-pumapachellman-dwp09-pumapac09Give those brand managers nightmares, and more sponsors of Letterman’s nightly pigfest will yank their ad dollars, teaching CBS a valuable lesson as it’s in the process of negotiating to keep Letterman on the air another 2 years (which is already 20 years past his prime). 

Fill the protest in front of the Ed Sullivan Theater today with as many jabs at Letterman’s corporate sponsors as possible, and then watch others john Embassy Suites in yanking their support for this misogynist who thinks he’s so clever in his weak excuses for jokes about statutory rape. 

If not now, then when do you intend to stand up for women? 

If not now, then when are conservatives and moderates going to get off their lazy butts and push back against the David Lettermans, Tina Feys, Jon Stewarts, Jay Lenos, and other political activists on the Left — who every day promote the Liberal Agenda, creating the meme under which elections operate, without so much as a peep from Republicans?

When are Republicans going to wake up and see that unless you take a stand against the Left and its MSM cheerleaders, you will continue to lose the culture wars that ultimately decide elections?

We hope that day is today. 

At 430pm in front of the Ed Sullivan Theater on Broadway in New York City — where we hope there will be a large crowd out supporting decency and pushback against misogyny. 

Because this is about much more than Sarah Palin.  This is about what these creeps did to Hillary Clinton last year, what they did to Geraldine Ferraro in 2008 and 1984.  What these creeps do to just about any woman who dares to run for office. 

And it will never change unless we all band together across party lines and do our part to inflict as much damage on David Letterman’s brand as possible so that the next Tina Fey or Letterman who decides to morph from comedian to political activist will take pause before awakening this unlikely coalition again. 

No more sexism.

No more misogyny.

No more David Letterman. 

Enough is enough, already. 

So tell Letterman’s sponsors that today!