We honestly can’t talk about the stupidity of the LGBTQ community anymore.  

The link above does that for us.  You remember last year we tried for three weeks to get then-Candidate Utopia to march in his first-ever Gay Pride Parade here in Chicago (since he was the only Illinois politician of note to have NEVER, not once in his life, marched in a Pride Parade).  Instead of marching for LGBTQ rights, Candidate Utopia got his haircut on the south side and played basketball at the East Bank Club downtown, before taking a very long steam and sauna with a bunch of very rich, very old, very naked white men.  

That tells you more than you will ever need to know about what Dr. Utopia thinks of the LGBTQ community (and also conjures an inescapable and grotesque vision of sweaty raisins). 

Senator Roland Burris is marching in the Chicago Pride Parade this year — so it’s not that a black politician doesn’t want to support LGBTQ rights.  It’s that Dr. Utopia has, deliberately, at every turn always chosen to distance himself from the LGBTQ community as much as possible.  

You can speculate as to the reason why, as many here in Chicago often do when their anger over Dr. Utopia’s lies about DOMA and DADT bubble to the surface. 

And speaking of bubbles, more often than not these conversations, especially with older Chicagoans, often turn to a place called Man’s Country on Clark up in Andersonville — and what people remember about some skinny young guy who used to go there a lot in the 90s, telling people he’d meet in the dark that he was a state representative.  

It’s funny how here in Chicago, the more people realize they were duped (through their own stupid fault) by the lies Dr. Utopia told the LGBTQ community, the more often you hear Man’s Country stories in almost the same breathe. 

Kind of like how “Hope!” and “Change!” always seem to go together. 

Or “lies” and anything at all related to “the LGBTQ community” when it comes to this White House.