After watching these clips above, if you do not want to immediately get on the phone and give The Olive Garden, Mars Candy, Kelloggs, Hellmann’s Mayo, and the rest of David Letterman’s sponsors an earful — AND write letters to every C-suite executive and board member of those sponsors — the you’re just dead inside. 

Sarah Palin says it best in the clip above:  the MSM thinks you are stupid and naive if you believe Letterman’s excuse that he was joking about “some other daughter” being impregnated by Alex Rodriguez at a Yankees game in New York.  The only Palin daughter at that game — the game Letterman “joked” Palin’s daughter was forcibly impregnated by Rodriguez at — was 14 year-old Willow Palin.  When the only daughter at the game is the 14 year-old, and Letterman says “Alex Rodriguez knocked up Palin’s daughter” at that game, then David Letterman is laughing about the statutory rape of a 14 year-0ld by a 33 year-old man. 

As Palin notes, it took Letterman a few days to come up with the spin that he “meant the joke for another daughter”, a daughter who was thousands of miles away and nowhere near a baseball game.  Alex Rodriguez is certainly a great baseball player and we imagine he must be incredibly well-endowed for David Letterman to drool so much over him and remain so obsessed with him, but even the great A-Rod cannot impregnate a teenager thousands of miles away.  

So, Letterman’s “joke” doesn’t work if it’s not about the daughter who was actually at the game.  

And that daughter was 14 year-old Willow Palin. 

Does the Olive Garden support the statutory rape of a governor’s daughter, as jested about by Letterman?

What about Mars Candy, one of Letterman’s big advertisers?  What’s their corporate position on statutory rape?

How about Kelloggs?  They dropped Michael Phelps after a bong hit — will they stand by David Letterman as he encourages the exploitation and brutalization of minor children?

Corporate America keeps David Letterman on the air.  

Consumers keeps corporate America in business. 

Companies choose where to spend their ad dollars, so consumers should choose which companies to support, and which ones to boycott. 

We don’t know about you, but we certainly won’t be heading to any of Darden Restaurant Group’s properties, like The Olive Garden, while they continue to support statutory rape.

UPDATE #1: Pop Culture v. America: this round goes to Sarah Palin.  Republicans, you really need to wake up.  Sarah Palin is what the GOP needs, not the candidates the MSM and DNC want you to run, like Bobby Jindal, Charlie Crist, Mitt Romney, or John Huntsman.  Those four men will go down in flames to Dr. Utopia in 2012.  Sarah Palin will wipe the floor with the Dems and become our first female president.  As much as we want that honor to go to Hillary Clinton, you better believe will we work our hearts out for Palin if she runs for the White House.  Liberal activists like Letterman attacks the Palins with vulgarity like statutory rape “jokes” because, like the article here says, Palin is “She Who Strikes Fear into the Hearts of Liberals”. 

We’re centrists, Hillary Democrats who love this Guv.  We will always have her back — and hope she fights every day as well as she did this morning on The Today Show.  Go, Sarah, Go!