candy2David Letterman made disgusting, reprehensible, inexcusable jokes about Alex Rodriguez from the New York Yankees raping 14-year-old Willow Palin on Tuesday 6/9/09.

On Wednesday, 6/10/09, Letterman then compared 14 year-old Willow Palin to one of disgraced former Governor Eliot Spitzer’s prostitutes. 

This is in addition to the vile things Letterman “joked” about Sarah Palin herself: alleging she has a crack cocaine problem, calling her “a slutty flight attendant”, insulting her intelligence, and degrading her as a woman, mother, and chief executive of the largest state in the union. 

MARS CANDY is a big sponsor of David Letterman’s show.  

David Letterman would not have a platform to joke about raping and forcibly impregnating minors without MARS CANDY. Everyone who works at MARS CANDY has a duty and obligation to urge their CEO to yank the ad dollars flowing from Snickers, M&Ms, and other MARS products into CBS and David Letterman’s nightly pigfest. 

Use this thread to record your calls, emails, and letters to MARS CANDY.  We will update with contact information for every C-suite level executive at MARS CANDY, since being one of Letterman’s biggest sponsors means MARS CANDY endorses the content of Letterman’s show, including his promotion of the raping and forced impregnation of minors by Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees. 

Eating a Snickers bar means you’re helping David Letterman make jokes about rape. 

Buying some peanut M&Ms keeps the lights on in the Ed Sullivan Theater, where Letterman promotes the exploitation of children.

Giving your child a Mars bar for a treat means David Letterman has another day on the air to brutalize someone’s daughter. 

Think about where you spend your money in an economy where money’s so hard to come by for all of us.  Do you really want to give that money to MARS CANDY?  

If you believe this was the last straw and you’ve had absolutely enough of this garbage, as we have, please make your opinion heard to the people at MARS CANDY so they can reconsider their support for the most sexist and misogynistic program on television. 

MARS CANDY

Mars North America

100 International Drive

Mount Olive, New Jersey 07828

1-973-691-3536

1-800-627-7852

FAX: 1-973-691-3829

The very BEST way to convince MARS to abandon Letterman as a sponsor is to FedEx letters to the CEO, CFO, CIO, etc.  We’ll find the addresses for you.  FedExes bypass the regular mail room and go right up to the boardrooms at the executive level.  They will be on the desk of the CEO in the morning, guaranteed.  Regular letters will be read by underlings…FedExes go right to the top.  So, if you have time to craft a very good, well-written, well-reasoned argument for WHY MARS CANDY needs to drop the Letterman show from its ad buy and no longer support the misogyny at CBS, then it might very well be worth the price that FedEx will cost to get in front of someone important who will actually read it.  

Just a tip on what we know will get through to these people. 

David Letterman has got to go, and MARS can help make that happen by canceling its ad buy — before households everywhere think of statutory rape every time they think of Snickers.

UPDATE: MARS CANDY is owned exclusively by the Mars family.  John Franklyn Mars is the company Chairman.

Products include: 3 Musketeers, Combos, Dove chocolate, Kudos, Mars Bar, Milky Way, Skittles, Snickers, Starburst, Twix, and Whiscas cat food 

Chairman: John Franklyn Mars

President and CEO: Paul S. Michaels

MARS, Inc.

6885 Elm Street

McClean Virginia 22101-3810

(703) 821-4900

FAX: 703-448-9678