DC has passed legislation recognizing same-sex unions that were performed elsewhere, but not yet taking the step to join couples legally in the nation’s capital. 

This is definitely a topic Rahm Emanuel will probably discuss with the male Secret Service agent he sits next to when he goes out to movies in Georgetown on the weekends (has he seen “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” yet, or is he waiting for “The Proposal” to open next month so he can save up some calorie points and really chow down on some milk duds, raisinettes, Goobers, Reese’s Pieces, and other things that are sweet, salty, and round? Or, maybe he’ll just go whole hog and have a giant, juicy, plumps when you cook it weiner and eat it with relish. We don’t know what Rahm Emanuel does on his mystery outings with the Secret Service, or what he puts in that foul-mouth of his, but really bet he’d love “The Proposal”.  It’s got Ryan Reynolds in it).