Bike!

 

Tonight on Jay Leno, Obama embarrassed himself again, making a lame joke about his painfully low bowling score of 129 in Pennsylvania last March, claiming his performance in that bowling alley was “like the Special Olympics“. 

Har, har, har. 

The thing most Americans don’t realize, that we in Chicago who have seen Obama up close and personal for years know very well, is that this whole business about him being a “great communicator” is all a lot of apocryphal hype. Obama is no such thing.  He is clumsy and awkward when not in front of a teleprompter and, because he’s never felt like he fits in anywhere, he very often makes painfully bad jokes in attempts to fit in.  

He’s Steve Urkel in the lunch room, trying to sit at the table with all the popular kids, so he tells gross jokes and demeans others so he’s not the focus of the joking.  He hits others so he doesn’t get hit, and deflects the awkwardness he feels on others.  

In Springfield, state senators had regular poker games, at which Obama was notorious for telling gross, excrutiatingly vulgar jokes, or railing against the termagant he married. The things he used to say about Michelle at those poker games, while largely accurate by all accounts, are things husbands don’t say in public about their wives — no matter how much they want to get in good with all the other guys sitting around the table.  Men don’t even talk like that in a locker room, or sitting together along a latrine. But, there he was, Obama the state senator, reveling in the same sexism and misogyny his campaign would gleefully employ to great success throughout 2008. 

So, making jokes about the mentally and physically disabled, like he did on Jay Leno, doesn’t surprise us about Obama. This is who he is. 

The media claims he’s something else.  His campaign convinced many of you he’s something else. 

But, this is who he is. 

We’ve known a lot of men like this, unfortunately. To compensate for their own smallness, in whatever way they feel awkward and Urkelesque, they mock those weaker than them.  And those with special needs are always a favorite target of these bullies. 

All we  can say is, John McCain wouldn’t be making jokes about the Special Olympics right now. 

Hillary Clinton wouldn’t be making jokes about the Special Olympics right now. 

Sarah Palin wouldn’t be making jokes about the Special Olympics right now. 

George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, Lyndon Johnson, John Kennedy…Franklin Roosevelt…James K. Polk…Abraham Lincoln…Thomas Jefferson…George Washington never made jokes about the Special Olympics (or, before they existed, people with special needs in general). 

Obama’s behavior on Jay Leno was, once again, very unpresidential.

One day, maybe the rest of the country will see him for who he truly is, and see him the way those of us in Chicago who’ve watched him for years know he truly is. 

Steve Urkel with a teleprompter sums it up pretty well.

He is, and will always be, the guy on a bike, in a helmet, with his polo shirt tucked tightly into acid washed jeans, where each pump of the pedal reveals white socks in impossibly clean tennis shoes, the kind the kid picked last in gym class always wore. 

And that kid, always picked on by others, became a man who picks on others whenever he needs to deflect attention from himself.

Hope!

Change!

Painful Predictability!