VIA CNN

CNN claims Obama’s speeches are like sex.

In other news, CNN doesn’t know what sex is. Or hasn’t been doing it right.

We’d invite CNN to Boystown for a little edumacation, but figure Anderson Cooper could teach them anything we could, so let’s spare them the trip and save up that money to buy a clue.

Has the media lovefest with Obama jumped the shark yet?

Because it’s sure gotten a whole lot creepier lately, that’s for damn sure.