Separated at blech

Separated at blech

VIA Politico

This is really fascinating.

Politico.com is as reliable as a Magic 8-Ball (remember, these were the people who claimed HRH Princess Caroline would get her way and become junior Senator from New York, and if not her, it would be Andrew Cuomo, and they’re also the people who have an editorial directive to repeatedly refer to this as “Obama’s first term”, as if there isn’t even going to be an election in 2012).

But, they are insisting Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius will be the new Health and Human Services Secretary.

We can’t think of a worse choice for this position, unless Obama would pick the ACTUAL Cryptkeeper puppet from HBO’s long-defunct TV scarefest (since Sanjay Gupta from TV is going to be Surgeon General, don’t laugh because that’s probably still an option).

Do you remember Sebelius’ disastrous rebuttal to Bush’s 2008 State of the Union address?

First, there was the fact she inappropriately turned that into an Obama campaign commercial, but she also proved herself to be a lifeless, uninspiring, generally creepy public speaker (whose upper lip and cheeks never move, as if her face was crafted on the cheap by interns at Jim Henson productions).

This is not a person who can bend time, space, and the elements to forge a new way forward for healthcare from deep inside a governmental system that resists this change with every fiber of its being.

Kathleen Sebelius is never going to set the world on fire…or light any fires under the rumps that need lighting to get things done. No matter how many plastic-y fireside chats she holds in her tomb, with her stale Muppet self.

If this really happens, and Sebelius is truly the new Health and Human Services Secretary, it means two things:

(1) Rahm Emanuel made this happen to screw over Howard Dean again, because Rahm Emanuel loves screwing people (0ver, at least)

(2) Democrats are not going to actually pursue substantive reform of healthcare; that was all a bunch of campaign year hooey

If Democrats were serious about healthcare, they’d install a bare knuckles big mouthed brawler at Health and Human Services. Not the Cryptkeeper.