michelleobamasalaryh/t Michelle Obama Watch for the graphic above, and the quoted brief history of Michelle Obama’s magical raise — right when her husband was elected to the Senate…and just before Obama used his position as Senator to secure massive earmarks for Michelle’s employer, The University of Chicago Hospital.

Since Michelle took a leave of absence from her job at the hospital to campaign for her husband full time last year, University of Chicago never filled her position or assigned her duties to others (said duties comprised of diverting poor black patients away from University of Chicago Hospital to lower-quality medical facilities so U Chicago would not be stuck with as many expensive indigent care cases. The Hospital wanted only patients with solid insurance coverage, so Michelle’s “community outreach” was focused on dissuading everyone out there without insurance cards from ending up on U Chicago Hospital’s rolls). We hear they have no intention of hiring another “VP of Community and External Affairs” now that Michelle is gone for good, a position that was created solely for Michelle, coinciding perfectly with the moment in time the hospital wanted to triple her salary, out of the blue, coincidentally a few months after her husband was elected to the Senate.

Imagine the luck!

Everyone keeps talking about what color they think Michelle will wear to the Inaugural Balls on Tuesday.

Will she wear Nancy Reagan red?

Will she wear regal purple?

Will she wear the trademarked (and creepy) Hope! Change! New Kind of Politics! Smurf-blood blue?

We think Michelle’s always looked best in ORANGE:

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It’s sure going to be an interesting four (or maybe 10-20) years!

Voting public: welcome to Chicago style politics. Don’t saw we didn’t warn you about this bunch — and that we never told you about the $10,000 kickback bribe Obama himself took from Republican Yesse Yehudah and his FORUM grant back in 2000 either! (You know, that thing no reporter wants to mention, but that’s another example of Pay to Play, Obama-style)

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In 2002, Michelle Obama was hired by the University of Chicago Hospital as its “Executive Director for Community Affairs” at a salary of approximately $120,000.

In January of 2005, Barack Obama was sworn in as a United States Senator.

In March of 2005, Michelle Obama was promoted to “Vice President for Community and External Affairs” and her salary bumped nearly $200,000 (from $121,910 to $316,962). This position was “newly created” for Mrs. Obama.

In February of 2006, Barack Obama requested a $1 million earmark for a new hospital pavilion at the University of Chicago.

Effective 9 January 2009, Michelle Obama resigned her position at UCH.

Effective 14 January 2009, Michelle Obama’s VP position was eliminated, its functions absorbed into another executive’s position. This prompted writer Don Rose to ask “[If] that work can be folded into another guy’s, why was it separate in the first place?

Excellent question. Some roguish wags might speculate that a quid pro quo arrangement was in effect; pay-to-play as it were. But that seems highly unlikely given Barack Obama’s high ethical standards *.

* Ignoring, of course, Auchi, Ayers, Blagojevich, Jarrett, Jones, Rezko, etc.