michellediamonds

Michelle Antoinette gets a new bauble: a diamond and rhodium ring worth over $30,000. Shown (close to actual size) above.

Remember when she said Bush’s $600 rebate checks were a pittance that couldn’t even buy a nice pair of earrings? Well, now we know what sort of jewelry she’ll settle for. And it would sure take a lot of rebate checks to buy earrings to match that rhodium whopper.

Which will look gorgeous when paired with any of Michelle’s signature fashion choices, made from only the finest old couches, of course.

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She don’t mean rhinestones!