We firmly believe Jack Murtha’s going to lose his seat in Congress — especially now that he’s repeatedly called just about everyone in Pennsylvania a RACIST!, a redneck, a RACIST! redneck, a redneck RACIST!, a rednecked RACIST!, and perhaps further permutations on the same that we can’t even imagine, as we’re just not as adroit at insulting people we’d want to vote for us as Jack Murtha.
RACISTS!
Oh, yah, and don’t forget to tell everyone how much you hate the United States Marines, too, Murtha. That will get you more campaign contributions.
Because, in all seriousness, Murtha today is trick-or-treating for another $1 million in campaign cash to save his seat in Congress…after he embarrassed everyone who has ever lived in the commonwealth and insulted them in just about every way possible.
Because when people call us RACISTS!, that doesn’t make us want to give them $1 million. It just makes us cancel out the RACE CARD with the good old HOT SCANTILY CLAD GUYS IN THEIR UNDIES CARD, Halloween edition.
Take that, RACISM!
And keep the change, Murtha!
October 31, 2008 at 4:12 am
It’s mighty hard to surpass Murtha in imbecilic behavior, but donating to him is certainly one way at least to stay in his league.
October 31, 2008 at 5:41 am
There’s also a really good chance that his behavior is pushing alot of Pennsylvanians towards McCain.
Even if McCain loses (we hope he doesn’t), getting this twit out of Congress will be a nice consolation prize.
October 31, 2008 at 5:44 am
I wouldn’t waste a stamp on that grumpy old bigot.
October 31, 2008 at 6:41 am
Nice beefcake!
October 31, 2008 at 7:00 am
I would have never thought I would agree with Hillary supporters but now am very greatful for your website. It has picked up my spirits knowing that there are so many democrats fighting for liberty and morals. Thank you for giving me hope that our nation is not going to be turned over to a racist marxist!
October 31, 2008 at 7:18 am
I would have never believed that I would agree with anything on a Hillary website but I have really been uplifted reading your articles and blogs. It is uplifting to know that so many people are going to vote on principle and not devotion to political party. Thank you for giving me the hope that we won’t turn our country over to a racist maxist.
October 31, 2008 at 8:04 am
Murtha is an A.P.E.
Apoplectic Pogue Extraordinaire
October 31, 2008 at 8:16 am
That trick or treater would definately be categorized as a treat. Wonder if he’d fit in my candy back.
I love this blog. You’ve been an inspiration and comfort during these very strange and odd times.
Thank you!
October 31, 2008 at 8:28 am
I’m starting to reallly enjoy the race card. ;-)
October 31, 2008 at 8:49 am
I think it is important to destroy Obama and rebuild our Democratic Party.
By rebuilding, I mean we cleanse our Party from socialist, communist, Anti-American third parties. These lurkers in the Democratic Party have destroyed the brand of liberalism being promoted by the original founders of our party. We are supposed to be populist but not “socialist” and marxist like Obama. Although our party sinned in the past by being “racists against the black people”, that doesn’t mean that we must be “racists against the white”.
Obama skewed the moral ascendancy of the Democrats.
October 31, 2008 at 9:05 am
Great sense of humor at this site!!!!!
You guys are terrific. The. Best.
And thanks for keeping morale up for ALL of us! :>)
October 31, 2008 at 9:18 am
Poor Murtha, time for him to be put out to pasture! OH and yes, I DO love movies about Gladiators! I really don’t think Murtha will get elected again this time.
October 31, 2008 at 9:18 am
Nice!
October 31, 2008 at 9:19 am
Racists! Racists! Racists!
Thought y’all might as well start getting used to it.
If ObeyMe loses, it will be because we’re all racists. If ObeyMe wins, any disagreement with him on any issue will be because you’re racist.
Get used to it. Better yet, just start calling everyone you know “Racist” at every opportunity so the word eventually loses any meaning whatsoever. Example: “Good morning, racist.” “Hey, you old racist, how you doing today?”
October 31, 2008 at 9:22 am
Oh my, where did you find that gladiator??
LOL, Happy Halloween everybody!
October 31, 2008 at 9:40 am
I love your scantily clad guys in undies photos—this is my very favorite!
October 31, 2008 at 10:10 am
yttik, “Gladiator”??
This is not Rome. THIS… IS… SPARTA!
One of the first reviews I saw of the movie “300″ made me laugh when it introduced the neologism “dudity”. Yes, there was plenty of that.
Not what I’d call a chick-flick though.
October 31, 2008 at 10:45 am
Heheheheh…you guys kill me. The beefcake reply to the racist card has me in stitches every.single.time.
October 31, 2008 at 10:47 am
Didn’t Xerxes in the 300 movie remind you of Obama? WOrship him or else! Sometimes it does feellike we are the 300 Spartans fighting the millions of Xerxes army.
October 31, 2008 at 10:52 am
Murtha and Obama do not only mean Pennsylvania voters, they mean everyone who lives outside of a major city and anyone who votes against Obama in general is a racist gun clinging religious fanatic red neck.
October 31, 2008 at 11:03 am
Not a chic flick? Charles my friend…manly men prancing around in NOTHING with insanely sexy bodies, while blood and guts are flying everywhere…the humpback was a little scary but other than that, i would have to say that was the ultimate chic flick (but i see what you’re saying as the traditional definition goes) rikc–i hope you’re right about turd burglar Murtha.
October 31, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Oh Charles, “Sparta” was most definitely a flick for this chick! ;-)
Bring on the dudity!
Thanks, Hillbuzz for all you do!
October 31, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Wow, where’d you get the beefcake? I’m interested in signing up for your newsletter! ;-)
October 31, 2008 at 1:47 pm
No, no, it isn’t Sparta…This is…PENNSYLVANNIA!
October 31, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Thank you for the website. It is amazing how if we all work together how much better we feel.
October 31, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Hillary is great. but Obama played the most dirty tac tics to steal the nomination away from her.
Acorn
Caucus fraud
Dean
Pelosi
Brazille
and the mainstream Liberal elitest Media
he used all these tools to steal the election.
now it is pay back time. and McCain Palin are gonna do that.
October 31, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Maybe, Murtha should ask 0bama for a little help for the down ticket.
If he has any ‘Change’ left.
October 31, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Seet Justice, now let’s turn out Murtha, and Turn out, Turn out, Turn out the vote for McCain/Palin, so that as my 13 year old son call him, “Blowbama,” won’t win. I know this may sound harsh, mean, and racist but I think that that woman and her friends should pay for their own gas and mortage.
October 31, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Go Spartans! I love the humor of the American people demonstrated during this election on the antiObama side. There IS no humor on the proObama side. It’s all grim over there in Obamatown. No, no scantily clad hot spartans for them. Thanks, did this old gal’s heart some GOOD tonight.
November 1, 2008 at 4:39 am
Great post. Oh and please stop posting my picture on your website unless you give artistic credit or are willing to publish my phone number underneath. : )
November 1, 2008 at 12:36 pm
HAHA!!
Chandler that’s so funny because I thought the same thing!
“Unlike the cruel king of Sparta,I will not ask that you stand…I only ask that you kneel.”
January 7, 2009 at 5:03 pm
ur a fucking idoit asshole