So, Obama spent millions of dollars last night on a TV Variety Special no one is talking about today. We don’t know what he did on his TV show, because we don’t like listening to him.  Unlike his followers, we’ve been to church and knows what a good preacher sounds like — and kids, we’ve got to tell you, if you go weak in the knees listening to Obama, you would have spontaneously combusted hearing Billy Graham back in the day. Even here in Chicago, just about any church had a more effective preacher than Obama – like Trinity United itself, where Obama learned his oration style and melodic rises and falls of cadence. You do know he used to listen to tape of Jeremiah Wright while at Harvard, because he was sharp enough to realize the fastest ticket to the top required mesmerizing black audiences in Chicago. And thus, a star was born…

But one who’s mega-millions TV special fell FLAT!

The mainstream media is so in the tank for Obama, it’s actually hillariously funny to us — because you know something was a disaster for Obama when the media just pretends it never happened.

Chris Matthews, of course, thought the TV special was the greatest thing he had ever seen — unbelievably, he admitted he needed a change of shorts afterwards, so overcome was he by the euphoria of watching Dear Leader for 30 minutes straight, uninterrupted, that Matthews lost all control over himself. All kidding aside, we really do hope MSNBC has good therapists and a 24-hr suicide watch ready for both Matthews and Olbermann next Tuesday, because when Obama loses, the first two people we’d bet will throw themselves off Rockefeller Center will be Obama’s favorite cheerleaders. We’ve never seen two men we thought should be more ashamed of themselves — and with Tim Russert already gone, we doubt there’s anyone left alive who could ever top them. Congratulations on that, we guess!

But, seriously…all that money spent, and all of that buildup, and Obama goes limp. That’s totally not a Larry Sinclair joke, either, but an accurate indictment of a televised flop if ever we saw one.

So, the media, of course, pretends it never happened. Just like all of Obamas gaffes, terrible debate performances, nastiness on the campaign trail, false accusations of RACISM!, broken promises, flip-flopping on every major issue, and generally anything negative towards “Dear Leader”.

With the LA Times continuing to protect Obama by not releasing the tape it has of Obama cheering and laughing while Palestianians closely connected with Yassir Arafat repeatedly call for the destruction of Israel at the Rashid Khalidi dinner, it’s becoming crystal clear to all Americans that the liberal media Republicans have long warned us about is indeed working its agenda to elect a socialist to the highest office in the land. Perhaps the ultimate agenda is for Obama to subsidize the networks as state TV, so maybe every night could ba an “Obama TV Variety Special”, where Dear Leader peeks into our homes via two-way screens and decides whether or not we adequately love him enough that day.

It is the easiest thing in the world to make everything Obama does seem creepy, because this close brush with Big Brother media-promoted socialism is the creepiest thing to happen to America in our lifetime.

That’s why we’re working so hard doing what we do.

That’s why this group of guys in Chicago who support Hillary Clinton are now working hard to elect John McCain and Sarah Palin, because the crazy Obama cult of personality and socialist Big Brother agenda have to be stopped.

We have just a few days left until the election, but are working nonstop in every way we can to win this election and defeat Obama once and for all.

We’re all in this together, people.  Whether you’re a Hillary guy like us, or you’re a Republican who found us here today and can’t believe Clinton Democrats are fighting hard for McCain — we’re all Americans who reject Obama and the socialism he stands for.

And today, we can’t help but wonder what anyone here who watched Obama’s TV Variety Special last night thought, because people have been much, much too quiet about it today.

If Obama’s followers don’t want to talk about that special, and the media doesn’t want to talk about that special, don’t you think that’s EXACTLY what we should be doing?