The Obama campaign and its supporters are fond of calling everyone and everything racist. Racist! Racist! Racist!

So, we’re wondering something today, as rumors continue to float that Colin Powell will be endorsing Obama soon: is Colin Powell a racist?

We already know he’s a liar, since he went to the United Nations in 2003 and lied about WMDs.  Remember all those cartoon drawings Colin Powell trotted out, filled with space-age, futuristic Transformers Saddam Hussein supposedly got from outer space or an alternate dimension.

“Saddam Hussein must not build a Time Machine!,” Powell shouted from his chair, before the assembled dignitaries. “I have drawn cartoon pictures that I have brought with me, of the things cats told me Saddam Hussein has acquired from the planet Cybertron! Combaticons will merge to form BRUTICUS, a powerful military vehicle gestalt robot from the future that will menace us all!”.

Seriously.

This is how Colin Powell shamed himself. By showing his cartoon drawings of imaginary, high-tech, futuristic transformable weapons that never existed in Iraq – or ANYWHERE ON EARTH.

He would have been more credible wearing a diaper and burping Yankee Doodle Dandy to the B-side of old Bonnie Tyler LPs.

Powell knew full well what he was telling the United Nations was lies — those cartoon drawings of mobile, transformable weapons labs were the most ridiculous things we have ever seen. In the Cuban Missile Crisis, John Foster Dulles went to the UN with actual photographs of Russian missile installations in Castro’s socialist paradise (Obama’s take on it, at least). Dulles didn’t need crayolas and poster board because he had actual evidence that wasn’t, to put it nicely, a steaming pile of feculant lies.

Unlike Powell…who also, inexplicably, played a game of BATTLESHIP! throughout his presentation (losing to Ambassador John Bolton, in what was later dubbed the “Battle of the East River”).

“You sank my battleship! Not fair! I’m Secretary of State!”, cried Powell. “That’s racist!”.

As far as being a racist as well as a liar, we think it’s a fair question to ask, since the only reason Powell could give for supporting Obama is that the two men are black (or part black, in Obama’s case).

Powell has never supported any positions remotely similar to Obama’s. Powell’s not a socialist, as far as we know, and he’s sure not a liberal Democrat, like Obama or his agenda.

Powell has worked for and supported Republican administrations since Nixon — and since Obama gives Republicans no substantive reason to cross the aisle, the only thing we can think of is that Powell’s motives are racial solidarity.

Endorsements have never helped Obama.  Remember the Kennedys’ big help for Obama in Massachusetts and California? Or Bill Richardson’s help with Hispanics? Or John Edwards’ help with the working class in the states of West Virginia and Kentucky?

We’re sure Eeyores will freak out — as Eeyores always do — and our voicemail will yet again fill up with frantic calls from these loons saying “We’re doomed! Colin Powell endorsed Obama! It is impossible for McCain to win now!”.

Actually, if you think about this, Powell will help McCain…if the spin is right.

If indeed Powell does this, Republicans would be smart to note what we’ve said here: that Powell has no substantive reason to back Obama, besides race. If you are black, you must vote for Obama, because black people are proving themselves to be the real racists in this election. Black voters went for Obama at a rate of 90% on average in the primaries — if that is not racism, then we don’t know what is.

And people need to stop being afraid to call the black community racist, because we feel the Obama campaign’s constant cries of RACISM! RACISM! RACISM! are precariously close to backfiring.

The word RACIST! is losing some of its zing, for one, but more importantly, people are seeing how racists blacks are in this country, as evidenced by the race-voting obviously being done for Obama.

An endorsement from Powell would add more credance to all of this. We can’t imagine any Republicans suddenly bolting McCain for Obama because of Powell. And, as we’ve noted, Democrats at large have been lampooning Powell and his UN lies for the last 5 years. He lost whatever limited stature he held in our eyes with his cartoon drawing art show (better suited for a refrigerator door than the halls of the UN) about Saddam Hussein’s super-robot-galactic-imaginary weapons.

And now, this potential endorsement of socialist Obama coming out of the blue will be seen as what it truly is: racism, pure and simple.

Because it’s just as racist to vote for someone only because he is black, the same way it’s racist to vote for someone just because he is white.

Cry and wail all you want, but that’s the truth.

Deal with it.

And get some actual photos of real, un-imaginary things before you go to the UN and tell lies about time machines and magic robots again.